The Honourable Member From Iranistan

Toronto Sun;

The Peterborough MP was previously known as Canada’s first Afghan parliamentarian, coming to Canada from Afghanistan in 1996 at the age of 11. But, after being questioned by the Globe and Mail, Monsef says she spoke to her mother and found out she was actually born in Iran.
She’s confirmed her passport incorrectly lists Herat, Afghanistan, as her place of birth. It’s not known whether her proper birthplace was provided on her citizen or refugee applications.
[…] she’s currently leading the charge to change the voting system we’ve used for 150 years.

The Justin Trudeau Hinterlands Who’s Who

Part I.
In recognition of his biological expertise join us in exploring Justin Trudeau’s Canada: a deep dive into the glacial lakes of Ontario, a serene walk on the stony beaches of the prairie coast, we’ll enjoy a loaf from the bread-basket of the Yukon.
To begin our series, it is almost imperative that we recognize the most Canadian of reptiles.
The Beaver

Typically inhabiting coffee shops these tundra dwelling animals were nearly wiped out when Robin’s Donuts went down hill. Fortunately Ducks Unlimited created Tim Horton’s and now these notorious jay-walkers have made a come back.

Name That President!

No, really.

The 189 pages the bureau released includes interviews with some of Clinton’s closest aides, such as Huma Abedin and Cheryl Mills; senior State Department officials; and even Marcel Lazar, better known as the Romanian hacker “Guccifer.”
In an April 5, 2016 interview with the FBI, Abedin was shown an email exchange between Clinton and Obama, but the longtime Clinton aide did not recognize the name of the sender.
“Once informed that the sender’s name is believed to be pseudonym used by the president, Abedin exclaimed: ‘How is this not classified?'” the report says. “Abedin then expressed her amazement at the president’s use of a pseudonym and asked if she could have a copy of the email.”

Speculation has already begun…

“Let the Woman Have It”

“But then the ole Captain’s wheels started turning, and in a very Enjoy the Decline-esque way, he make a very important epiphany. Yes, it may be unfair we are giving preferential treatment to women over men. Yes, we are sacrificing a meritocracy for sexism. And yes, this will lead to lower production, lower economic growth, genuine injustice, and a lessening of standards of living. But so what? If you really sit down and think about it Corporate America isn’t worth it.
Let the women have it.”

When The Democrats Do It, That Means That It’s Not Illegal

Politico;

Top Hillary Clinton aide Cheryl Mills received an immunity deal from the Justice Department in the FBI’s investigation into the former secretary of state’s email server, House Oversight Chairman Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) said Friday.
“This is beyond explanation. The FBI was handing out immunity agreements like candy,” Chaffetz said in a statement. “I’ve lost confidence in this investigation and I question the genuine effort in which it was carried out. Immunity deals should not be a requirement for cooperating with the FBI.”

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