A suggestion dredged from the bottom of an SDA comments thread: Weird Al Yankovic – My Bologna (1979) Tips thread open.
h/t B Deplorable
Señor Akbar!
Authorities say mall shooter Arcan Cetin has no ties to terrorism, yet here he is praising ISIS. pic.twitter.com/axeA8rbY3t
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) September 25, 2016
Bill’s Wife
“I ordered this book from the Clinton Foundation for 2.5 million USD. It came with a certificate good for one free ambassadorship and a guaranteed seat on the State Department advisory board. I only give it one star because when I received the book I found all the pages had been deleted.”
The Honourable Member From Iranistan
The Peterborough MP was previously known as Canada’s first Afghan parliamentarian, coming to Canada from Afghanistan in 1996 at the age of 11. But, after being questioned by the Globe and Mail, Monsef says she spoke to her mother and found out she was actually born in Iran.
She’s confirmed her passport incorrectly lists Herat, Afghanistan, as her place of birth. It’s not known whether her proper birthplace was provided on her citizen or refugee applications.
[…] she’s currently leading the charge to change the voting system we’ve used for 150 years.
O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas
Señor Akbar!
Showing Up To Riot
Don’t bring a pie to a fist fight.
Margin Of Fraud
This never happens. Never. Never, ever.
Reader Tips
Yesterday was the 25th anniversary of Nirvana’s release of the album Nevermind. So, here’s Smells Like Teen Spirit to start your tips thread off.
Or, if you prefer — the Weird Al version. (h/t nold)
Here, Tell These People Something They Don’t Know About Me
It looks like Hillary Clinton has Mark Cuban in her corner for the debate. And in Trump's corner? Gennifer Flowers. https://t.co/BRvjAa0XbD
— Twitter Moments (@TwitterMoments) September 24, 2016
As God is my witness, I don’t believe any of us will witness a better election than this in our lifetimes.
The Justin Trudeau Hinterlands Who’s Who
Part I.
In recognition of his biological expertise join us in exploring Justin Trudeau’s Canada: a deep dive into the glacial lakes of Ontario, a serene walk on the stony beaches of the prairie coast, we’ll enjoy a loaf from the bread-basket of the Yukon.
To begin our series, it is almost imperative that we recognize the most Canadian of reptiles.
The Beaver
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Typically inhabiting coffee shops these tundra dwelling animals were nearly wiped out when Robin’s Donuts went down hill. Fortunately Ducks Unlimited created Tim Horton’s and now these notorious jay-walkers have made a come back.
“Why should I sell your wheat?”
Like father, like son.
Just like the infamous Jeep.
We really did elect a hair-cut.
Name That President!
The 189 pages the bureau released includes interviews with some of Clinton’s closest aides, such as Huma Abedin and Cheryl Mills; senior State Department officials; and even Marcel Lazar, better known as the Romanian hacker “Guccifer.”
In an April 5, 2016 interview with the FBI, Abedin was shown an email exchange between Clinton and Obama, but the longtime Clinton aide did not recognize the name of the sender.
“Once informed that the sender’s name is believed to be pseudonym used by the president, Abedin exclaimed: ‘How is this not classified?'” the report says. “Abedin then expressed her amazement at the president’s use of a pseudonym and asked if she could have a copy of the email.”
Speculation has already begun…
KenyaKing1 #ObamasPseudonym
— Daniel Brian Hageman (@hageman_brian) September 24, 2016
Here, Tell These People Something They Don’t Know About Me
Come to Daddy…
Reader Tips
By way of a song request by nv53 – Proud to Fall by Ian McCulloch. Tips thread open.
The Children Are Our Future
And that’s why I’m learning Hobo sign language.
“Let the Woman Have It”
“But then the ole Captain’s wheels started turning, and in a very Enjoy the Decline-esque way, he make a very important epiphany. Yes, it may be unfair we are giving preferential treatment to women over men. Yes, we are sacrificing a meritocracy for sexism. And yes, this will lead to lower production, lower economic growth, genuine injustice, and a lessening of standards of living. But so what? If you really sit down and think about it Corporate America isn’t worth it.
Let the women have it.”
When The Democrats Do It, That Means That It’s Not Illegal
Top Hillary Clinton aide Cheryl Mills received an immunity deal from the Justice Department in the FBI’s investigation into the former secretary of state’s email server, House Oversight Chairman Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) said Friday.
“This is beyond explanation. The FBI was handing out immunity agreements like candy,” Chaffetz said in a statement. “I’ve lost confidence in this investigation and I question the genuine effort in which it was carried out. Immunity deals should not be a requirement for cooperating with the FBI.”
Run Them Down
Glenn Reynolds: SO NOW THE UNIVERSITY IS “INVESTIGATING” MY TWEET.
It’s Probably Nothing
Last week’s meeting was extraordinarily candid. And it provided a brief, reality-based peek behind the financial charade taking place not only in Oregon’s pension system, but also in systems across the country.
I’m sure they’ll find the money somewhere.

