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“Instagram Boyfriend” Joke Writing Contest

If Women Ran The World Insufferable Twits Mischief Is Important Not Quite News 18 Comments

A contest you say?! Yes, but one with no official prizes. Just the pride in showing off your funny bone.

This video suggests that Justin Trudeau and Prince Harry have devolved into the role most suited for each of them: Instagram Boyfriend. Here’s an AI slop video showing the two of them with another despicable character, Eileen Gu.

This all got me thinking: there must be a good joke here about these two nitwits and their newfound roles in life. Without sufficient caffeine in my brain while writing this, I came up with nothing. So I asked Grok to help. Here are 3 jokes it came up with about Lil’ Juthin and Dethroned Harry being Instagram Boyfriends:

  1. Justin Trudeau isn’t just Canada’s former PM — he’s also Sophie’s full-time Instagram boyfriend. His real job description? “Must maintain perfect hair while crouching in bushes for the ideal golden-hour shot.”
  2. Prince Harry left the royal family so he could focus on his true calling: being Meghan’s Instagram boyfriend. The monarchy offered him a title; she offered him the chance to hold the phone at exactly 45 degrees.
  3. Trudeau and Harry should start a support group for Instagram boyfriends. Meetings would begin with a solemn pledge: “I solemnly swear to take 47 photos of the same latte until one of them gets more than 10,000 likes.”

I am royally confident that you, dear SDA readers, can come up with something better!

Strange Happenings in London, Ontario

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From Sam Cooper:

Four former Western University students at the center of a sprawling firearms and explosives investigation now face 19 new charges alleging possession of TNT and three other explosive substances, prohibited magazines and silencers, while one of the accused allegedly accessed data that could be used with computerized systems to make and traffic guns.

The allegations are contained in an amended list of charges filed Tuesday, August 11, with the Ontario Court of Justice and reported by CBC News and the London Free Press, adding charges to an already unusual case that began with an overnight break-in call inside Western University’s engineering complex in January.

The four accused—Jerry Tong, 27; Zekun “Alex” Wang, 26; Fei “Frank” Han, 25; and Feiyang “Astrid” Ji, 21—now face 31 separate counts, some jointly and others individually.

A Stopped Clock Is Accurate Twice a Day

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Mark Cuban has said some pretty dumb things, but he’s 100% correct here:

Do the Liberals Have a Permanent Lock on Ruling Over Canadians?

Baiting The Left The Libranos Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 10 Comments

Mario Zelaya is a proud Canadian and an outspoken critic of Leftist governance in Canada. A few days ago, he engaged in a discussion with Elie Cantin-Nantel.

It’s a very interesting discussion that every Canadian should watch.

Where I disagree with him is the premise that “Mark Carney May Not Recover From This”. My reasons are simple: I don’t believe that Carney and the federal Liberals are doing ANYTHING in the best interest of Canadians. I strongly believe they are taking directions from a group of people above the Canadian government, and very likely outside of Canada. So, as long as Carney satisfies what his real bosses want and the Liberals continue to control the legacy media like the puppets they are, nothing will change. The sheeple will continue to buy into the Elbows Up narrative. Finally, make no mistake, there will be a new boogeyman defined after Trump exits office.

DEI Brainwashing Results in Vacuous Minds

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Here are two recent videos from Warren Smith showing how young white students are brainwashed to think that it’s impossible to be racist against white people.

You’ll notice that most often, the people spewing out such nonsense are white and coming from wealthier families. The fact that their baseline views assume that anyone with darker pigmentation than them is a victim and seemingly incapable of succeeding in life without help from white knights like them, is definitionally racist and disturbing.

Thought experiment: Imagine two teenagers: A black kid from a very wealthy family and a white kid living in a trailer park. According to the DEI crowd, the former is oppressed and the latter is an oppressor. Challenge a Wokester with this scenario and they will be baffled!

It’s Probably Nothing

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Strange happenings in Paraguay:

Harry Chun Tak Yeh, a Hong Kong-born Canadian who became an early Bitcoin investor and later founded Quantum Fintech Group, was found dead at about 4:30 a.m. on August 7, his body at the foot of the tower, naked and covered by a black plastic bag, according to Paraguayan reporting citing police interviews.

What investigators found upstairs was equally suggestive.

Police and forensic investigators entered a 30th-floor space used by Yeh and found doors open and the interior in considerable disorder. Police Director Francisco Ávalos reported that objects were strewn across the floor and some electrical cables appeared to have been ripped out. The head of the homicide unit, Abel Cantero, said evidence gathered from both units was turned over to the Public Prosecutor’s Office.

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