First voluntary, then mandatory.
Don’t Mess With Texas
Let Us Pay Homage To The Las Vegas Nostradamus
“I’ve just flown in from California, where they’ve made homosexuality legal. I thought I’d get out before they make it compulsory.”
While homosexual is now a term you must avoid using, GLAAD wants you to be familiar with a whole bunch of made-up terms, like allosexual, gynesexual, and pansexual. I don’t know what any of those mean. I don’t care and won’t even bother sharing their definitions with you because I most certainly won’t legitimize this nonsense by learning them.
There’s also a term in the glossary called Same-Gender Loving.
I won’t bother with that one, either.
O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas
Good News For Snowbirds
If guns are made illegal, only illegals will own guns.
U.S. District Court Judge Sharon Coleman of the Northern District of Illinois referenced lower court rulings in dismissing firearm possession charges against Heriberto Carbajal-Flores, who was illegally or unlawfully in the United States when he possessed a handgun in the Little Village neighborhood of Chicago on June 1, 2020. […]
Carbajal-Flores was charged under Title 18 of U.S. Criminal Code, which legally disallows undocumented individuals to possess firearms and ammunition “or to receive any firearm or ammunition which has been shipped or transported in interstate or foreign commerce.”
The Decline And Fall Of The American Empire
BOMBSHELL: America’s top intelligence agency sent the FBI, CIA, NSA, and Pentagon a memo that celebrates an official who says “crossdressing makes me a better intelligence officer.”
The world’s most powerful intel apparatus has been hijacked by woke feds. Here’s the proof.
A Hankering For Knickers
Brooke Lyn Sonia, formerly known as Brett David Sonia… was moved between multiple male facilities in Washington, and left a trail of complaints with regards to not being given adequate access to “gender affirming care,” such as women’s underwear and laser hair removal.
Or, convicted paedophile demands pampering, women’s undies. Among other things.
The Passive Aggressive “Professionals” in the Canadian Healthcare System
This happened on March 8th, 2024:
h/t James MacMaster
Today In Islam
Strengthening the bonds between Muslims and Jews. A moderate Muslim in Cyprus. The nurses in Gaza. Europe’s Ramadan.
Tuesday On Turtle Island
Dementia Joe’s America: Tourism in California. Meanwhile in Democrat run New York. Biden’s civil rights claims. Broken in what way?
Blackie’s Canada: Why residential schools didn’t close earlier. Payroll is 67 billion a year. Are soldiers too white? A white soldier.
The Planet Is Boiling News: Where are the true environmentalists?
Your morning meme. Another meme. A cartoon.
The Honourable Member For Air India
March 19, 2024: Reader Tips
Sock Puppets for Sock Puppets
When even Ed the Sock throws in the towel on Justin, you get the sense that the end has to be near.
As an aside, I remember when Ed used to be genuinely funny.
I am not a believer in polls this far out from a likely election, but it's hard not to believe #Trudeau should step down for the good of Canada. Cdns support Liberal policies more than Con ones, but #PMJT has worn out his welcome. https://t.co/c8DEzvj1tv
— Ed the Sock (@EdtheSock) March 18, 2024
The Honourable Member For Air India (Bumped)
Gets taken to the woodshed.
Update: I’ve been watching the debate on CPAC and a Liberal member has introduced a desperation amendment so they can crawl out of this hole… I guess the reports of frantic backroom negotiations were on target. developing…
OOPS! The BQ is complaining that THE PAPER NAPKIN HAS NO VERSION IN FRENCH. LOL … and debate is suspended.
Update 2: And they’re back… and the unilateral recognition of “the state of Palestine” is gone. Fracking delicious.
The circus has descended into shitshow.
Brian Lilley wraps up: Utter chaos.
Its Probably Nothing
Canadian Press- One car was stolen every 40 minutes in Toronto last year, police chief says
There have also been 68 carjackings so far in 2024, which is a 106 per cent increase compared to the same period last year.
Surprise!
National Post- Life in Canada is ‘more expensive’ than most immigrants expected, new poll finds
The Leger survey found that 84 per cent of recent arrivals to Canada agreed that life is either “significantly” or “somewhat” pricier than they originally envisioned prior to immigrating. Meanwhile, just two per cent of respondents felt that the cost of living was “less expensive” than initially thought.
Your Moral And Intellectual Superiors
Video: Elon Musk tries to explain how lowering the standards for doctors could result in more deaths. Don Lemon is unable to grasp the concept.
I, Napoleon
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@libsoftiktok: Drag Queen ‘Shangela’ who was invited by Kamala Harris to the White House to celebrate Pride Month was just accused of multiple s*xual ass*ults.
If Women Ran The World
The Nashville Police Department lowered its fitness requirements to recruit more women. This is what the physical fitness test looks like now.
We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Cars
Vancouver’s all-electric vehicle was unveiled Dec. 4, with VFRS Chief Karen Fry referring to it as a “reinvention of the fire truck.”
The department said the truck is smaller and more maneuverable than a traditional truck, and can go 100 kilometres on a single charge.
At a cost of $1.8 million, it’s $300,000 to $500,000 more than a new diesel engine, but Fry said there are huge environmental and health benefits to an electric truck, as diesel fumes are a known carcinogen.