Including an origami typewriter; unorthodox flexibility; spear protocol; and a desirable chopper.

All this and more.
Including an origami typewriter; unorthodox flexibility; spear protocol; and a desirable chopper.

All this and more.
Including competitive window-tinting; your very own Star Trek kitchenware; and lollipops that play rap music through your teeth.

All this and more.
Including a surfboard heist; a man with 600 banjos and no ability to play them; and how Columbo created intrigue without mystery.

All this and more.
Including how to wear a belt; IKEA products ranked by assembly time; the precision of Ms Dolly Parton; and the wrong kind of water for making tea.

All this and more.
Including assorted dental training heads; scenes of ominous creaking; and a collection of lost and found cassette tapes, complete with audio.

Including misplaced optimism; some sudden-onset sidewaysness; and a mercifully brief history of dial-up modem handshakes.

All this and more.
Including mole relocation; the smoking of toad venom; and Japanese people encountering Marmite.

All this and more.
Including sweaty pleasures; the doing of finger-math; and a tale of atomic mishaps and melting people.

All this and more.
Including a hardcore combover; a three-way interspecies negotiation; and life in a one-loo village, circa 1970.

All this and more.
Including why dogs don’t rule the Earth; diversity occurring; on Kubrick’s many takes; and Hopkins and Foster rewatch Silence of the Lambs.

Including the autonomous bins of tomorrow; some mid-boom miniatures; and a brief history of the toilet.

All this and more.
Including a real-life zombie nightmare; Satie on a bandoneon; a museum of antique tubas; and the pram of the future, circa 1971.

All this and more.
Oh, and should you be inclined to help keep a blog afloat, it’s fundraising week.
Including a brief guide to vocal fry; a man who collects food wrappers, circa 1981; and the diamond knuckle dusters you’ve always wanted.

All this and more.
Including enfattened films; an intriguing ad location; an in-car navigation system circa 1931; and a visual guide to chili peppers.

All this and more.
Including a cleaning of creases; wrestling in libraries; a mop-related drama; and scenes of horse yoga.

Including an inadequate parachute; omnidirectional robots; a biting of testicles; and a breakthrough for bespectacled headbangers.
Including 3D-printed hair; apian secretions; some hospital liveliness; and a love machine warming up.

Including a misstep to remember; why pigeons don’t rule the Earth; a revealing of nipples; and A Trip to the Planets, circa 1963.

All this and more.