Including beer of sulphuric acid and other inadvisable recipes; low-allergen pet food made from feral camels; and an interactive guide to the lighthouses of the world.

All this and more.

Including the world’s largest collection of bedpans; an unconvincing claim of sobriety; and a mushroom with bionic arms playing a synthesiser.

All this and more.

Including a feat of vertical filing; an oddly filled bun; a sports-bra riot; and the 70s portable TV you’ve always wanted.

All this and more.

Including an origami typewriter; unorthodox flexibility; spear protocol; and a desirable chopper.

All this and more.

Including competitive window-tinting; your very own Star Trek kitchenware; and lollipops that play rap music through your teeth.

All this and more.

Including a surfboard heist; a man with 600 banjos and no ability to play them; and how Columbo created intrigue without mystery.

All this and more.

Including how to wear a belt; IKEA products ranked by assembly time; the precision of Ms Dolly Parton; and the wrong kind of water for making tea.

All this and more.

Including assorted dental training heads; scenes of ominous creaking; and a collection of lost and found cassette tapes, complete with audio.

All this and more.

Including misplaced optimism; some sudden-onset sidewaysness; and a mercifully brief history of dial-up modem handshakes.

All this and more.

Including mole relocation; the smoking of toad venom; and Japanese people encountering Marmite.

All this and more.

Including sweaty pleasures; the doing of finger-math; and a tale of atomic mishaps and melting people.

All this and more.

Including a hardcore combover; a three-way interspecies negotiation; and life in a one-loo village, circa 1970.

All this and more.

Including why dogs don’t rule the Earth; diversity occurring; on Kubrick’s many takes; and Hopkins and Foster rewatch Silence of the Lambs.

All this and more.

Including the autonomous bins of tomorrow; some mid-boom miniatures; and a brief history of the toilet.

All this and more.

Including a brief guide to vocal fry; a man who collects food wrappers, circa 1981; and the diamond knuckle dusters you’ve always wanted.

All this and more.

Including enfattened films; an intriguing ad location; an in-car navigation system circa 1931; and a visual guide to chili peppers.

All this and more.

Including a cleaning of creases; wrestling in libraries; a mop-related drama; and scenes of horse yoga.

All this and more.