Saturday On Turtle Island
The Democrat Party’s America: Senator urges anti-ICE riots. Public school teachers. Sparkle Beach Ken.
Carnival Carney’s Canada: Acknowledge taxpayers. A book review.
Stories You Won’t Find At Carney’s CBC: Don’t upset the Muslims. Don’t upset the fairies. Saving Hungary from George Soros. Lying about Covid. Jesus was a communist?
Brrrrrrr! It was a cold walk to the barn this morning. Damn that global warming.
January 24, 2026: Reader Tips
Here’s a fascinating snapshot in time: Microsoft & Musk in 1998 (Alternate link for Canadians)
Bonus: Here’s a tip for the young men reading this: This is a trap!
Got some good tips to share? Please do!
Pick’n an a Grin’n
America This Week
Why Davos sucks.
Maybe…
I Am In Awe
By about 1am, we had reports come in from numerous states that there had been “incidents” at a number of biker bars last night. 🇺🇸
It turns out that “report ICE activity hotlines” had received “tips” about “off-duty ICE agents” drinking at dozens of bars. Those bars just so happened to be biker bars owned or frequented by individuals who haven’t always been on the right side of the law.
ICE protestors were alerted and given the addresses of these bars. According to friends of ours across the country, beta soy boy, gender-fluid communist Meal Team Sixers showed up with their “F-ICE” flags and tried barging into the bars.
How Long Has Severe Mental Illness Been Rampant in Minnesota?
Doctors And Engineers
"Being Somali is more than bananas & rice, it's a lot, it's uh.. it's kind of like bananas & rice" pic.twitter.com/m5fphubcQr
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 23, 2026
Unexpectedly
Turns out that jailing or deporting repeat violent offenders greatly reduces the murder rate https://t.co/sXdT2eUVOO
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 22, 2026
Related: Ryan Wedding Arrested in Mexico, Being Transported to U.S. Under FBI “Foreign Terrorist Organization Coordination” Process
The Children Are Our Future
And that’s why they’re building a new state-of-the-art bunker under the new White House ballroom.
As Gen Z ditch books at record levels, students are arriving to classrooms unable to complete assigned reading on par with previous expectations. It’s leaving colleges no choice but to lower their expectations.
One shocked professor has described young adults showing up to class, unable to read a single sentence.
“It’s not even an inability to critically think,” Jessica Hooten Wilson, a professor of great books and humanities at Pepperdine University told Fortune. “It’s an inability to read sentences.” […]With students struggling, academics have been forced to adapt—a move critics describe as “coddling.”
For her part, Wilson has turned to reading passages aloud together, discussing them line by line, or repeatedly returning to a single poem or text over the course of a semester—in part so students can begin to develop the skills to read critically on their own and be prepared for their post-graduate career.
Women and Severe Mental Illness
Dysfunctional women have played a prominent and unique roll in the crippling the West. Their selective view of events has overtaken journalism, the academy and the state. It currently manifests as Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Friday On Turtle Island
The Democrat Party’s America: Virginia Dems. Trump and the British Jews. A moderate Muslim cleric.
Conman Carney’s Canada: Up in Canada. Carney pokes the bear. Killing old people in Canada.
Stories You Won’t Find At Carney’s CBC: Fascist Britain. A description of Canada or Britain? Ban on free speech. Germany builds the modern Stasi.
Your morning meme. Another meme.
Oddments For The Weekend
Including an attempt to warm a car; fun with Goffin’s cockatoo; and raving in Cramlington circa 1993.

All this and more.
Bad News for Climate Alarmists
Trigger warning to all of you who have a framed photo of Saint Greta Thunberg above your bed and worship the ground that Al Gore walks upon.
January 23, 2026: Reader Tips
Here’s an interesting video illustrating the Largest Churches in the World
Bonus: From the memory vault, President Barack Obama 12 years ago.
We always appreciate your most interesting news tips!
“He waz turnin’ his life around.”
Mann Up, Mike
BREAKING: The Superior Court in DC just NUKED disgraced climate scientist Michael Mann AGAIN.
Last year, Mann was sanctioned for “knowingly feeding the jury false data” in a manner of misconduct that was “extraordinary in its scope, extent, and intent.”
Today, the court doubled down, highlighting Michael Mann’s lies:
“Plaintiff left the jury with misleading evidence… the Court simply cannot condone such bad faith litigation tactics… Thus, the Court’s ruling must stand. It is the Court’s duty to punish and deter bad faith litigation tactics.”
Now Michael Mann must pay Rand Simberg $16,762.82 and Mark Steyn $11,404.80 within the next 30 days.
Who is Michael Mann?
He reposted comments calling Charlie Kirk the “head of Trump’s Hitler Youth.”
In 2022, Mann wrote on X that the Republican Party needed to be “destroyed.”
Mann has also called for people to take up arms and form a militia against President Trump and he has been sanctioned by a court for “knowingly feeding the jury false data” in a manner of misconduct that was “extraordinary in its scope, extent, and intent.”
When The FBI Does It, That Means That It’s Not Illegal
.@RepBrandonGill is so good at this.
Congressional hearings with him are masterclasses in questioning
Short, easy to understand, and cutting pic.twitter.com/6GecDVYW8K
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) January 22, 2026
Digital ID, Excess Deaths & Political Silence
Interesting interview of Andrew Bridgen talking of Covid, digital ID and how UK politicians, and their parties, are all compromised. – h/t Podsmasher
