The quality of Canada’s military is so bad, they don’t even know the difference between “naval” and “navel”.
Rocket Man
Here’s a wonderful tribute to Reid Wiseman.
From Chris Hadfield, here’s Space Oddity.
What Would We Do Without Experts?
Next time someone says they trust the “experts” or the news, show them this video. pic.twitter.com/LBkHoMYVRB
— Libertarian Party (@LPNational) April 2, 2026
Job Opportunity
God Bless Texas
THE DALLAS-FORT WORTH AREA 🤠🤣🛢️ pic.twitter.com/WRGDUYDfmJ
— Éros Brousson (@erosbrousson) February 26, 2026
Is the Era of DEI Incompetence at the Louvre now over?
Interesting development in Woke France:
The director of the Louvre in Paris has resigned, months after the high-profile theft of France’s crown jewels from one of the world’s most visited museums.
Laurence des Cars submitted her resignation to President Emmanel Macron, who praised her decision at a time when, his office said, the museum needed “calm and a strong new impetus to successfully carry out major projects involving security, and modernisation”.
A new director was appointed on Wednesday – Christophe Leribault, who is currently the director of Palace of Versailles.
Dave Portnoy: Olympics Rant
Painfully Accurate
CPC Leadership
Pierre Poilievre wins leadership review with 87.4% approval, Rosemary Barton hardest hit.
Poilievre waltzed into that redneck rodeo town and the whole room of racist trucker-hat-wearing western deplorables lost their minds cheering like he just invented beer or something. He crushed that leadership review with 87% or whatever the hell it was, the party faithful slobbering all over him, screaming like it’s the second coming. Pathetic.
That was the easy part. But the rest of Canada? Please. These un-Canadian clowns don’t speak for the country—they’re just the loudmouth Maple MAGA fringe who love Donald Trump and think affordability means more oil subsidies. He still hasn’t convinced normal people he’s fit to run anything bigger than a backyard BBQ. Hammered the same tired lines about prices and taxes, sure, but dodged anything real that might scare off his adoring hicks.
They say more details are coming, he’s gonna tour and talk. Yeah, sure he is. If he wants anyone outside that echo chamber to take him seriously as PM material, he better start sounding like he wants pandas from Beijing instead of pandering to those yahoos. God, it makes me sick—he was supposed to crash and burn, and instead these idiots propped him right back up.
OK, so I took liberties.
Dave Barry’s Year In Review
Honey, I Finished The Internet
“I Created a Thing Called Space Force" …and Gave It to Huntsville Because Nothing Says ‘Space Force’ Like Chick-fil-A and Football pic.twitter.com/mfw1y1k2zg
— DiaperDiplomacy (@DiaperDiplomacy) September 3, 2025
“The world does not work as I imagined”
A good read.
Spaceman Spiff- I have no idea what is going on
Most of what we see, including apparent populism, is theatre. Decisions are typically made by elites. The rest is scenery and furniture to maintain the illusion of democratic controls.
When we think of elites we imagine wealthy powerful people, an aristocracy who constitute a ruling class. But the reality is more diffuse, with layers of people exerting control representing something closer to an elite hierarchy.
A Fake Feminist and a Fake Astronaut walk into a restaurant and . . .
“Corporate Drones”
The Spectator- Meet the Stepford Employees
The Stepford Employee is characterised by their conformity and submissiveness. Named after the Ira Levin novel and film adaptations The Stepford Wives – in which men in a suburban American town are married to docile female robots – these corporate drones have seemingly abandoned independent thought or action. Their passivity makes them afraid to speak up or offer any opinion. They suppress their individuality to fit in and avoid conflict or disapproval. As for banter, forget it – the office is now a fun-free, Puritan-like environment.
“Next one’s coming faster.”
Great moments in radio news copy writing: “the suspect is recovering in hospital after being struck in the torso* with ammunition”.
(Police involved shooting report, overheard this morning on Saskatchewan AM radio).
Mischief Is Important
We don't know how it happened but our plan to genocide Palestinians through overfeeding has been leaked to the BBC. pic.twitter.com/sPEv1EFjc3
— The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome (@TheMossadIL) June 30, 2025
Good Morning!
Check out the pictures.
BBC- Man in Norway wakes to find huge container ship in garden
BBC- Watch officer of ship that crashed into garden fell asleep, police say
The Aftermath of the SoCal Fires
Curious about how the rebuilding in Southern California is going? Well, not so much rebuilding yet, but the clearing/cleaning of the lots is progressing. Here’s a video featuring Adam Carolla talking with Glenn, of American Wrecking.
Wow, What Incredible Power Donald Trump Has!
Turns out, if you ever see any overweight black women, please know it’s not their fault, it’s Trump’s fault. That’s not me saying this, it’s this woman. Even the obesity of black women is Trump’s fault!
Update: Sorry, I completely messed up the link. Now fixed!
Lets Pretend
Matt Gurney- Canada doesn’t lead
In almost every field of geopolitical endeavour, Canada has, at most, aspired to be a loyal and reliable mid-ranked contributor. And even that has largely proven aspirational.