Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car https://t.co/pqlebCUIOE pic.twitter.com/QRbYjp3PtE
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 28, 2026
Elbows Up!
One of the best visuals of the US vs Canada's military strength.
I had no idea just how ill-equipped we really were. We should be incredibly thankful that they are our neighbors. pic.twitter.com/gUykBF7wdT— Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 (@ryangerritsen) March 28, 2026
Eliminated
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Breaking: According to reports from Iran, Ahmad Vahidi, head of the IRGC and arguably the most powerful operational terrorist in Iran, has just died after being hit by an airstrike in Tehran.Vahidi, the Muslim terrorist wanted for the 1994 massacre of 85…
— Liza Rosen (@LizaRosen0000) March 29, 2026
Update: Oh noes! How will they run their democracy?
An energy crisis is materializing around the world
On coal refurbishments: NDP focus on cost, Sask Party focus on reliability
The Iran War is causing an energy crisis: Doomberg on Decouple and Soar Financially
A Gotcha Question Goes Horribly Wrong
ALERT: LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt fires back against Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass after a reporter asked him if being a “reality TV star” is hurtful for his campaign.
“That was from 20 years ago. If we look at what Karen Bass was doing 20 years ago, she was in Cuba… pic.twitter.com/nly3Blfnfr
— E X X ➠A L E R T S (@ExxAlerts) March 27, 2026
Don’t Assume Your Political Enemies are Going to Play Fairly
Hidden camera revelations from Georgia:
This is Democrat Joel Caldwell of the “Coalition for the People’s Agenda,” a Fulton County ballot-harvesting NGO chief—caught on tape admitting it all.
Democrats are stuffing ballot drop boxes with fraudulent votes, and it’s all caught on videotape. He also admits this is how they rigged the 2020 election and why Democrats fight to the death against voter ID.
• They pay people to illegally ballot-harvest.
• They bribe ballot counters and election officials.
• They forge and falsify ballots.And the Atlanta mayor straight-up stole the election.
He says it all himself—on tape.
Our Chinese-Installed Governor In Ottawa
According to an event advertisement obtained by The Bureau;
…on Monday Carney will appear as the headline speaker at a $1,775-a-head fundraiser co-hosted by Ma at Angus Glen Golf Club in Markham, Ontario — in the riding held by co-host Energy Minister Tim Hodgson. The advertisement lists Ma as one of three hosts alongside Hodgson and MP Gary Anandasangaree. Tickets for those 35 and under are priced at $925.
Can’t Say We Weren’t Warned
I, Napoleon
A day after the International Olympic Committee banned biological males from competing in women’s sports events, Alberta NDP Leader Naheed Nenshi rejected applying the international sports organization’s standards to Alberta.
While speaking to reporters on Friday, Nenshi dismissed the idea of applying sex-based protections to youth athletics, calling it “ridiculous” to require biological verification for girls’ teams at the local level.
To be fair, the Alberta NDP have bigger problems right now.
More: Avi Lewis Is About to Make Jew-Hate the NDP’s Official Slogan
Why No One Under 30 (with an IQ over 60) Trusts Legacy Media
Nick Gillespie and Adam Carolla have a great discussion on the state of “journalism” in America. News flash: Canadian “journalists” are arguably much worse.
California is Functionally Bankrupt
California has been run by incompetent fools for decades. Soon, the price must be paid. David Friedberg goes on an epic rant.
Saturday On Turtle Island
The Democrat Party’s America: Victor Davis Hanson – Utter nihilism. Shameless Schumer. White people.
Conman Carney’s Canada: More Liberal bull manure. Municipal politics.
Stories You Won’t Find At Carney’s CBC: Muslim values. At war with the machines. The fragile raft. Big pharma.
March 28, 2026: Reader Tips
Here’s the interesting history of Braniff Airways.
Bonus: Proof positive that TDS is real.
Your best news tips are always appreciated!
Honey, I Finished The Internet
We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Bikes
A faulty e-bike battery caused Friday night’s blaze in Saskatoon’s North Industrial area, a fire investigator has determined.
The blaze caused an estimated $1.5 million in damage at the Bolt Mobile/Battery Boys location. It started at about 10 p.m., and it took firefighters more than 16 hours to extinguish all the hot spots.
Y2Kyoto: Blunder Down Under
Turns out, net zero was easier to reach than anyone dared dream: Australia has 403 billion barrels of shale oil — 17.5 billion of which is immediately recoverable. But it banned fracking. So now it’s begging for diesel from countries that don’t have a gallon to spare 🤡
Mais oui, it was finalement, euh, within zee reach, non? French energy giant TotalEnergies says it will no longer aim to reach net zero emission targets by 2050
More: I’m out of diesel. All the farmers are out of diesel.
Our Chinese-Installed Government In Ottawa
I’ll take “Statements the Ottawa Politboru wrote for the Chinese defector” for $500, Alex.
The buck stops … at media availability.
Your Daily Librano
Everyone now understands that the Liberal Party is just a garden variety organized crime group, yes?
Before And After Bukele
Cuadra por cuadra… tardará un poco, pero quedará hermoso. pic.twitter.com/uoiBfi7SqP
— Nayib Bukele (@nayibbukele) March 27, 2026