Category: Mischief Is Important

Watching Elbows Up Heads Explode

In what might be the greatest troll of all time, Trump should post a poll on X.com and TruthSocial.com, asking people to choose from a list of names to replace Lake Ontario. I think “Lake Trudeau” should be at the top of the list. Not because I’d ever want this, but rather that it would cause the minds of the Elbows Up crowd into such cognitive dissonance that they may never recover.

For extra trolling fun … if you translate “Ontario” phonetically into modern Cree Syllabics today, it would look like ᐊᓐᑎᐅᕆᐤ (An-ti-o-ri-o). So I propose “Lake ᐊᓐᑎᐅᕆᐤ” as the second name on Trump’s poll.

What other names should be included?

“Instagram Boyfriend” Joke Writing Contest

A contest you say?! Yes, but one with no official prizes. Just the pride in showing off your funny bone.

This video suggests that Justin Trudeau and Prince Harry have devolved into the role most suited for each of them: Instagram Boyfriend. Here’s an AI slop video showing the two of them with another despicable character, Eileen Gu.

This all got me thinking: there must be a good joke here about these two nitwits and their newfound roles in life. Without sufficient caffeine in my brain while writing this, I came up with nothing. So I asked Grok to help. Here are 3 jokes it came up with about Lil’ Juthin and Dethroned Harry being Instagram Boyfriends:

  1. Justin Trudeau isn’t just Canada’s former PM — he’s also Sophie’s full-time Instagram boyfriend. His real job description? “Must maintain perfect hair while crouching in bushes for the ideal golden-hour shot.”
  2. Prince Harry left the royal family so he could focus on his true calling: being Meghan’s Instagram boyfriend. The monarchy offered him a title; she offered him the chance to hold the phone at exactly 45 degrees.
  3. Trudeau and Harry should start a support group for Instagram boyfriends. Meetings would begin with a solemn pledge: “I solemnly swear to take 47 photos of the same latte until one of them gets more than 10,000 likes.”

I am royally confident that you, dear SDA readers, can come up with something better!

Mischief Is Important

An OMG journalist spent the past eight months undercover inside New Jersey ANTIFA

… infiltrating the private Signal chats of a group known as NJ BURN.

What we uncovered proves ANTIFA is not just an idea. It is a network of real people organizing, coordinating, and operating inside America.

Inside the group’s Signal chats, members discussed plans for port blockades, riot activity, support networks for criminal defendants, road spikes, tire-slashing of New Jersey police vehicles, and “Ukrainian-style” protest tactics. They also celebrated acts of political violence, including Charlie Kirk’s assassination and hoped that past attempts on President Trump were successful.

The same network connected to disruptive port blockades in New Jersey was also active during the unrest surrounding Delaney Hall, where activists confronted law enforcement and journalists outside the immigration detention facility.

Using names, profile photos, and digital receipts, OMG traced individuals to positions throughout some of America’s most influential organizations. Among those identified in the NJ BURN chats:

Woojin Ko – OpenAI Chat GPT Research Engineer
Belkcacem Mouffouk – T-Mobile AI Automation Expert
Zainab Tanvir – Imaging Director at Rutgers University
Amanda Marie Dominguez – Rutgers University PhD Student in Education
Aditi Rao – Princeton University Classics Graduate Student
Rev.Shannon Smythe – Princeton Theological Seminary Field Education Director
Alexyss P. – New Jersey Coalition Against Sexual Assault Community Council Member
Jim Keady – New Jersey Democratic Candidate & Former City Councilman
Cres Vellucci – National Lawyers Guild Co-Founder & ACLU Board Member
Celine Semaan – Co-Founder, Slow Factory Labs

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