A contest you say?! Yes, but one with no official prizes. Just the pride in showing off your funny bone.
This video suggests that Justin Trudeau and Prince Harry have devolved into the role most suited for each of them: Instagram Boyfriend. Here’s an AI slop video showing the two of them with another despicable character, Eileen Gu.
This all got me thinking: there must be a good joke here about these two nitwits and their newfound roles in life. Without sufficient caffeine in my brain while writing this, I came up with nothing. So I asked Grok to help. Here are 3 jokes it came up with about Lil’ Juthin and Dethroned Harry being Instagram Boyfriends:
- Justin Trudeau isn’t just Canada’s former PM — he’s also Sophie’s full-time Instagram boyfriend. His real job description? “Must maintain perfect hair while crouching in bushes for the ideal golden-hour shot.”
- Prince Harry left the royal family so he could focus on his true calling: being Meghan’s Instagram boyfriend. The monarchy offered him a title; she offered him the chance to hold the phone at exactly 45 degrees.
- Trudeau and Harry should start a support group for Instagram boyfriends. Meetings would begin with a solemn pledge: “I solemnly swear to take 47 photos of the same latte until one of them gets more than 10,000 likes.”
I am royally confident that you, dear SDA readers, can come up with something better!
Your longtime selfie-obsessed-PM has completed his … transition. He has BECOME a preteen girl. Congratulate them on discovering their TRUE self.
PS … DeJustinia’s … love … is … love.
It’s a long way from his days as a snowboard instructor. Who knew he’d make it so far.
But not far from his reported molestation of preteens as a dramar teacher …
https://www.narcity.com/what-did-justin-trudeau-teach-canadian-students-loved-him-in-the-classroom
Yes … Justin loved a girl. Because love … is … love. Err, no, no it’s not.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/72262.I_Loved_a_Girl
He kissed a girl, and he liked it. But that pocket bulge, well he missed it…
They say that Thomas the Tank Engine was going to collaborate with the cast of “The Wind In The Willows”, but it was cancelled. There were fears it would lead to molestation…
look what comes up with a YT search ‘justin trudeau pogo stick’
(searches force me to use *original* spelling. note l dont say ‘correct’ spelling)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fSE_ktJ0-fs
ya. so dignified. CanaDUH, the newly minted world laughing stock.
He’s a pogo stick alright.
“I’m the girl you’ve been dreaming about” covers both of them.
Maxi-Pad princesses.
Oh! “Golden hour” shot…..I misread that the first time.
Their dream job. Selfie boyfriend. No skills or thoughts required.
I’d rather piss on Juthin’s grave.
I commented on this on the “tips” page, but may be here is a better place: Blackie Turdeau knows he ran the country down the toilet, and will push it down further. “I will flush you down and record it!”
https://www.ctvnews.ca/video/2026/08/17/justin-trudeau-katy-perry-film-themselves-dancing-to-xavier-trudeaus-new-song/
I just wish he would go away but he can’t. He has to date Katie Perry to stay in the limelight.
And evidently, she needs to date Trudeau to stay in the limelight. As her star was dimming YEARS ago. Now they both have to film selfie videos of themselves as though they’re John F. Kerry in Vietnam. Sad. Pathetic. Cringe.
As an aside … they are reportedly dancing to Trudeau’s son’s “music” … yet I cannot hear said music in the video. I have a guess as to why … (it’s utter shit).
If I’m gonna be … moved … to start dancin’ in the aisles of my local Ace Hardware … there would have to be some ACTUAL music playing. Music that inspires me to move. That is so infectious, and touches the soul, that I have no choice but to move my body …
https://youtu.be/N_LwJCxR7F4?si=eTu22KZuqmQZDV1e
Please make a note of it Katy, Justine, and Javier …
Trust fund man-baby
Useless now except as an
Instagram boyfriend
No guts, no nuts, just a putz.
He’ll never be anything but just another piece of shit in this old cowboy’s books.
Why would you keep a piece of shit in a book? Or worse, in many books?
(/sarc)
knock knock
who’s there?
Justin and harry
Who?
from instagram
Oh, actors, come in, come in – I have good news, have you heard? about Jesus
I bumped into Trudeau in New York. I said “aren’t you Justin?”. He said “No. Graham. Insta Graham.” And then he jumped into the air cheerleader style.
An Instagram boyfriend, with a Facebook only a mother could love… entranced by a social Medea…
Too much of a twit for Twitter…
So each of their marketing managers got togeather and worked out a hyper-reality.
His(?): I got this airhead who acts like a space cadet.
Hers: I got this space cadet that acts like an airhead.
Both: Between us we have a complete space cadet and a complete airhead! Just what the entertainment world needs! Call Instagram! Get a camera crew on them! We’ll be millionaires!
Both: What? The real world doesn’t give a sh*t?
Harry asked Blackie what he wanted for dinner.
Blackie said”I think I’d like chicken wings for dinner”
Harry said “How about a dry rub”?
Blackie said “Can I eat dinner first”?