Watching Elbows Up Heads Explode

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In what might be the greatest troll of all time, Trump should post a poll on X.com and TruthSocial.com, asking people to choose from a list of names to replace Lake Ontario. I think “Lake Trudeau” should be at the top of the list. Not because I’d ever want this, but rather that it would cause the minds of the Elbows Up crowd into such cognitive dissonance that they may never recover.

For extra trolling fun … if you translate “Ontario” phonetically into modern Cree Syllabics today, it would look like ᐊᓐᑎᐅᕆᐤ (An-ti-o-ri-o). So I propose “Lake ᐊᓐᑎᐅᕆᐤ” as the second name on Trump’s poll.

What other names should be included?

52 Replies to “Watching Elbows Up Heads Explode”

    1. Canadian Laurentian Elite Class loves renaming Lakes, Islands, Towns everything as long as they can virtue signal.

  5. Trudeau should have a land fill named for him …. or a shit house … a two holer 😉

  9. Trump has a great sense of humor and timing. This is hilarious and the elbows up crowd will take him seriously.

    1. “Trump has a great sense of humor and timing. This is hilarious and the elbows up crowd will take him seriously.”

      Surprised that KM isn’t already here and whining about it.

  10. Name it after the trade negotiations. .Make it sounds dijinuss.

    Lake Hissi-pissi.

    1. Although I can definitely see small-minded Trump detractors calling it Rocks-In-The-Head Lake.

  12. Well now, rating of very good humorous insults to a idiot leadership leading Canada into a deep pile of shit, it’s rated an AAA+++. Lets see what Conman Carney response will be.

  13. The underlying purpose of this is deeper than just ribbing Ford in response to his comments. In truth, it’s a leverage builder. Trump (or his advisors) want to gin up the animosity of the “elbows up” crowd. Carney is already in a position of weakness, and now he has to start considering his political future. By antagonizing Carney’s biggest support base any capitulation on Carney’s part is going to damage his political status. Any hardline taken by Carney to appease the frothing supporters is going to trigger the termination of the USMCA.

    The CBC knows this. That’s why they made a half-assed effort a few weeks ago to give Carney political cover by all of a sudden realizing that Canada was in a weak negotiating position. They paraded out their “experts” and all had the same message. “We’re in a bad place, and we may need to back down.” Then there was the walk away by Carney, and the subsequent running to the press to explain his position. You didn’t see Trump anywhere near the cameras talking about the negotiations. He was sitting back letting Carney flail in the press.

    Now, Trump is making Carney’s political future uncertain because he has no good options. I suspect that the six month termination notice on the USMCA is going to trigger pretty shortly. And, then there will be negotiations on a bi-lateral basis, and just see if the final result of those negotiations doesn’t match up with what was on the table a few days ago.

    1. Of course it’s a leverage builder, and a distraction, and a little bit of red meat for the domestic audience (there were even some centrist Democrats who got on board with the jokes about Gulf of America and 51st state; they tsk tsk’d, but they were chuckling).
      Your ever so delightful and charming Industry Minister has already responded:
      https://thehill.com/policy/international/6049814-canada-industry-minister-lake-ontario-defense/

      Lake Ontario is not for sale!….Reeeee!

  23. First of all, thanks and kudos to Orson, he got it right.

    Lake Bde Maka Ska. It’s what the haters named Lake Calhoun in Minneapolis. Make it Ska Bde Maka if you want difference, but names and virtue signaling name changes killed Minnesota, now we Americans can watch it take Canada out. Minnesota is made at John C. because if it weren’t for Calhoun and his maps, they’d be Canadian.

    Speaking of which, would y’all be open to a trade? We’ll give you Minnesota and Maine, we get Alberta and Saskatchewan.

    Note to the humor-impaired: We don’t actually want any of your land because it has Canadians on it. Not trying to insult, but Canadians bring things like national health care and respecting the failed hulk of Europe that we’ve successfully avoided. We’d love to see the Republic of Albertewan, though.

  27. Lake shithole is another option, at the rate Canada is importing low IQ, low caste subhumans who refuse to be potty trained, it is the future reality anyhow.

  28. Name Lake Ontario the Unceded Waters of the Hiawatha and watch Canadian heads explode. We can give away our country to the FN but there is no damn way we will let the Americans do that.

    1. We boat on stolen waters!

      Gawwwwd … how did we get here? ohhhhh yeahhhh … our welfare States have interrupted Darwin’s Laws. These people ordinarily wouldn’t have survived to adulthood.

  29. How ironic is it when DJT trolls the elbow-up crowd into mass hysteria with his little nuggets that same crowd are silent when name changes in canada are occurring daily. Think Dundas square to Vancouver street names .

  30. Lake MOU!
    …..
    Maybe not. I take it back. It would have to be dry, empty, like all of his MOUs are.

  32. Robert. Love your Cree symbol name for Lake … On-click-click-TARE-mmmmm-click-E-Ohmmmm.
    Perfect! And I’d love to hear President Trump pronounce it in his best Chyyynahhhh accent

    We DO amuse ourselves.

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