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Honda Designs Car for Dogs

I thought Kate would appreciate this one, given that she’s off at a dog show: Honda has designed a new concept car with man’s best friend in mind.
Honda Designs Car Friendly for Dogs (AP)

Photo: Pet dogs sit in special crates for dogs in the glove apartment at the front and bigger crate in the back seat of Honda Motor Corp.'s W.O.W Concept vehicle during a media preview in Wako, north of Tokyo, Monday, Sept. 26, 2005. With wide sliding doors, the concept vehicle that stands for 'wonderful openhearted wagon,' features special crates for pet dogs. It is an exhibition model with no plans for commercial sale that will be exhibited at the Tokyo Motor Show that opens on Nov. 19. (AP Photo/Koji Sasahara) Honda Motor Co. has designed a car that’s friendly for dogs � part of the Japanese automaker’s ongoing effort to create vehicles that are easy to use and comfortable to ride in. The W.O.W. Concept, which stands for “wonderful openhearted wagon,” shown to reporters recently, is an exhibition model with no plans for commercial sale that will be exhibited at the Tokyo auto show later this month.
A special crate for dogs in the glove apartment allows owners to interact with their pets while driving. A bigger crate pops up from the floor in the back seat area and can be folded back into the floor when it’s not needed. For even bigger dogs, just buckle them up with a special seat belt to the floor.
The big danger for pets riding along in cars is that they get thrown out during a crash. About a fifth of Japanese households have a dog, and demand is growing for cars that cater to man’s best friend, according to Honda. The W.O.W comes with removable, washable, rollout flooring and has wide sliding doors to keep dogs happy. “We created this vehicle from the point of view of a dog, but it turned out to be a gentler vehicle for the elderly, children and other family members,” said Honda designer Katsuhito Nakamura.

I don’t know which is funnier: the dog coming out of the glove “apartment” or the fact that the car is named “wonderful openhearted wagon.”
crosspost from OTB

British Comedian Ronnie Barker Dies, Aged 76

Ronnie Barker, a comedy legend in the UK, died Monday at the age of 76 from recurring heart trouble.
Death of a comedy icon: The one and only Ronnie (Independent UK)

The phrase “national treasure” is bandied about with diminishing discernment these days, but if Ronnie Barker wasn’t a national treasure, then nor are The Fighting Temeraire by J M W Turner, Stonehenge and the spire of Salisbury Cathedral. Barker, whose death on Monday at the age of 76 came as a shock even to those friends who knew he was suffering from a recurrence of heart trouble, was a colossus of television comedy, perhaps even its pre-eminent colossus, in that he mastered all its forms – the sitcom, the sketch show and the gag-laden monologue direct to camera – both as performer and writer.
Ronnie Corbett led the tributes to his erstwhile comedy partner, saying: ” Ronnie was pure gold in triplicate, as a performer, a writer and a friend. We worked together since 1965 and we never had a cross word. It was 40 years of harmonious joy, nothing but an absolute pleasure. I will miss him terribly.”
To some extent, we all will. After all, Barker was that extraordinarily rare animal: a funny man who made everyone laugh. There are those who remained resolutely untickled by Spike Milligan and even Tommy Cooper; others who are immune to the ramblings of Billy Connolly and Eddie Izzard. But only a statue could sit stony-faced through the comedic output of Ronnie Barker, from sketch-based shows such as The Frost Report and The Two Ronnies, to his classic turns as the resourceful jailbird Fletcher in Porridge and the devious, stammering grocer Arkwright in Open All Hours.
Maybe only Eric Morecambe shared Barker’s quality; the one which makes all of us feel, with his departure, as though the world is suddenly a smidgin less jolly. “I can only think that God must have needed cheering up,” said the comedy writer and actor Craig Cash yesterday. “He had flawless comic timing”, said Michael Palin, who worked with Barker on The Frost Report. “I never saw him blow a sketch. But he was quite self-contained. It was hard to write collaboratively with him. You’d write a piece and he would change it to what he knew he could do brilliantly. He was modest, never ambitious or pushy, but he knew what he did well.”

BBC has the following profile:

Photo British Comedian Ronnie Barker Dies, Aged 76 Ronnie Barker was born in Bedford, and after a brief sojourn as a Bank Clerk, he joined the Manchester Repertory Company as an Assistant Stage Manager. However, a career on stage beckoned. In 1956, he landed his first radio appearance and two years later, appeared in Frankie Vaughan’s first film, Wonderful Things! He then went on to appear in The Navy Lark and The Seven Faces of Jim, starring Jimmy Gilbert.
He further made his mark in 1966 on The Frost Report as a sketch-writer and performer. It was on this show that he met his future comedy partner Ronnie Corbett. According to legend, when Barker and co-host Corbett were presenting the BAFTAS, a technical hitch occurred. They covered so well that producers offered them their own show. In 1971, they signed contracts with the BBC to record a series of shows called The Two Ronnies.
As a performer Ronnie Barker made comedy look effortlessly funny, as meticulous as he was talented.
He was also a prolific writer. After several years, a team meeting with a mysterious contributor to their show called Gerald Wiley was arranged. Wiley allegedly wrote about 75 per cent of the material used. The team met Ronnie Barker. He had wanted to ensure material was chosen for its quality, not his star status.

IMDB has an extensive filmography and other details of Barker’s career.
crosspost from OTB

Small Dead Blog Awards – Nomination Roundup

  1. Best Canadian blog
    Project Alberta
    * Angry in the Great White North
    * Dust My Broom
    * Bound by Gravity
    * Damian Penny
    * Political Staples
    * Also Canadian
    * Let It Bleed
  2. Best new Canadian blog
    * Young Conservative
    * Exposed Agenda
    * Waking Up On Planet X
  3. Best American blog
    * Captain’s Quarters
    * The Sheila Variations
    * Betsy’s Page
    * Instapundit
    * Michelle Malkin
    * Volokh Conspiracy
    * David Limbaugh
    * Anti-Idotarian
    Rottweiler
    * Do or Die (link, please?)
  4. Best new American blog
    * Selenian Boondocks
  5. Best ‘Blogging Tories’ blog
    * Political Staples
    * Bound by Gravity
    * Adam Daifallah
    * Blue Blogging Soapbox
    * Le Blog de Polyscopique
    * Toronto Tory
  6. Most outrageous Canadian ‘Moonbat’ blog
    * Carol Jamieson
    * Small Dead Animals 2.0
    * My Blahg
    * Calgary Grit
    * Ainge
    * Here in Canuckistan
  7. Most humorous blog
    * Blame Bush

    * Calgary Grit
    * Relapsed Catholic
    * Gods of the Copybook
    Headings
    * The Wingnuterer
    * Grumpy Young Crank
    * Meaghan’s Flatulence
    Log
    * Overheard at Western
    * Sophist’s Saga
    * Blogette
  8. Best blog run by a member of the MSM
    * Lorne
    Gunter
    * Michelle Malkin
    * Andrew Coyne
    * Paul Wells
    * Colby Cosh
    * Adam Radwanski
    * David Frum
    * Right Ho
  9. Best hard news blog
    * Sound Politics
    * Lucianne Goldberg

    * Angry in the Great White North
    * The Belmont Club
    * Winds of Change
    * Natalie Solent
    * PrimeMinister.ca
  10. Best ‘Whistleblower’ blog
    * Angry in the Great White North
    * Captain’s Quarters
    * Black Rod
  11. Best ‘Photoblog’
    * Jackson’s Junction
    * Photojunkie
    * Grey Expectations
    * Catherine Jamieson
  12. Best Canadian political blog
    * Monte Solberg
    * Stephen Taylor
    * Right Ho
    * Political Staples
    * Sobering Thoughts
    * Burkean Canuck
    * Gods of the Copybook
    Headings
    * Let It Bleed
    * The Puzzled Canadian
  13. Best American political blog
    * Captain’s Quarters
    * Michelle Malkin
    * Instapundit
    * Andrew Sullivan
    * The Belmont Club
    * Scrappleface
    * Baseball Crank
  14. Best coverage of Iraq war by a blog
    * Michael Yon
    * Arthur Chrenkoff
  15. Weirdest Canadian blog
    * Plato’s Stepchild
    * Robot Guy
    * Buckets of Grewal
    * Overheard at Western
    * PrimeMinister.ca
  16. Best blog post
    * Tipping
    Point (The Monarchist)

Some notes:

  • Please include both the name of the blog AND it’s Web address for any
    future nominations (I’m tired of Googling for addresses). I will be dropping
    any nominations that I don’t get an address for by Friday.
  • Please put your nominations in the comments where everyone can see them
    instead of e-mailing them to me.
  • To Richard Evans, sure you can nominate your own blog, just tell me what
    category it goes in (and please don’t say ‘all of them’ [g]).
  • Someone asked me to define what a ‘new’ blog is — let’s say a blog that
    has appeared within the last six months or so (I’m flexible on this).
  • Carol Jamieson’s site doesn’t look like a blog to me, but we’ve had
    nominations for it. What do the rest of you think — should it stay or go? Update: Brian C. pointed out the address of Jamieson’s blog — I’ve changed the link to point to it. Can you tell I’m having a bad day?
  • The ‘Best New American Blog’ and ‘Best Blog Post’ categories need more
    entries so please ante a few up.

Redundancy

This guy gets paid public money to be funny. He’s sort of funny, but I don’t think he’d make a very good finance critic.
This guy gets paid public money to represent his constituency and act as finance critic for Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition. He’s pretty funny and he’s a very good finance critic.
I see an opportunity to cut government spending here.

Tommy Douglas, a nail in the coffin

From today’s Grope & Flail:

For the second time in a year, a tribunal has ordered the Ontario government to reimburse a patient for hip replacement surgery done in the United States, decisions observers say may encourage more patients — plagued by some of the longest waits in the world — to head south for the operation.
In a little-known decision earlier this year, Ontario’s Health Services Appeal and Review Board ordered the province to reimburse a Toronto woman for the surgery she paid for in Florida after it found that the 18- to 24-month wait she faced here would have caused “medically significant irreversible tissue damage.” The decision comes on the heels of a 2004 ruling, in which the province was ordered to reimburse a London, Ont., man who went to Port Huron, Mich., for a hip replacement.
The tribunal’s decisions mean more joint replacement patients might be eligible to have treatment paid for out of Canada, where they face some of the longest health-care queues.
[link — h/t: NealeNews]

That buzzing sound you’re hearing is Tommy Douglas spinning in his grave right now.

Another Brick In the Dingwall

Hehhhhhh:

The Conservatives broke into a rendition of Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall to reveal their disgust at the excessive spending habits of David Dingwall, the former head of the Mint who retired last week amid allegations that he and his staff spent $740,000 last year.
Tory revenue critic Brian Pallister began the rendition with his version of the tune: “You don’t need no information, We’re in charge of thought control, Fine wines with caviar in the backroom.�
The other Tories finished with the chorus, “Hey Tories! Leave those Grits alone.�
[link — h/t: NealeNews]

I’d love to see how this gets transcribed into Hansard.

But it’s still theft…

Found on Warren Kinsella’s site this afternoon:

If any of you pay to subscribe to the new online Frank magazine, I can advise that a few public-minded citizens will shortly publicize email addresses where folks can send the entire contents of every new Frank issue. Someone will then, um, ensure they get posted somewhere safe – in The Grand Caymans, perhaps – and you can read it all for free!! Forget this $120 a year stuff!

Hell, it’s what we all did in magazine stores, anyway, back when it was printed on paper. Why pay?

Yipes. Somebody correct me if I’m wrong, but it looks like Mr. Kinsella is encouraging people to break the law (copyright law in this case). I have to say that I find this somewhat objectionable, speaking as someone who regularly relies on the protection of copyright law to profit from my photography.

I wonder how Mr. Kinsella would feel if the people at Frank Magazine retaliated by uploading copies of the songs from his SFH CDs, which he sells for $$$, to P2P networks where people could obtain them without paying for them? I’m guessing he wouldn’t like it.

Reader Tips – Monday, Oct 3/05

I’m going to be busy the rest of the day and I can’t say if Occam or James will put in an appearance, so blogging may be light as a result. Please share any good items you’ve found in the comments or via a trackback.
I’ll be putting up a summary post for all the Small Dead Blog Award nominations tomorrow. If you haven’t nominated someone yet, here’s your chance.
In other news, I have 70 Gmail invites left for anybody who still wants one. All who have asked so far have been invited (if you didn’t receive it, plz let me know). Send an e-mail to digiteyesed [a+] gmail [dot] com if you want a Gmail account.
Also worth noting, I bumped AWM up to being published three times a week and there’s a new strip up this morning.
That’s it for now.

Bad Drivers

There’s a new TV show this fall featuring the worst Canadian drivers. I’m befuddled as to why the people described in the linked article are still on the road, at all. Is it because insurance companies can’t legally refuse to insure someone? Is it because our driver testing programs aren’t rigorous enough?
I know that here in Alberta, our bad driver problems have been caused, in part, by privatization. I had an opportunity to eavesdrop on two teens while riding the bus home from work last fall, and they were talking about which government licensed registry agencies to take a driving test at. Word gets around about the ones that are careful not to fail students and their business goes through the roof as a result. The licensed registries that actually do a good job of failing bad students are rewarded by having future customers go elsewhere once the news spreads. This is definitely one area where privitization failed. Badly.
Anyhow, what can we do to keep asshats who have no business being behind the wheel off our roads? My own preferred solutions includes bumper mounted gattling guns and heat seeking missiles that allow me to take out bad drivers.

He’s baaaaaaaack!

My apologies for making SDA ‘all Svend all the time’, but I just couldn’t pass this up:

Svend Robinson, the former New Democrat MP who left office after he was caught stealing a diamond ring, says he will likely run again in the next federal election, a Toronto newspaper reports.

“I’m pretty close,” Robinson said in an interview with the newspaper.

“It would take something pretty significant for me not to go ahead now. And I just don’t see what that will be.”

He will make it official in two weeks’ time and when he does, Robinson will announce he’s running against Liberal MP Hedy Fry in Vancouver Centre, rather than his old riding of Burnaby Douglas, which has been filled by NDP Bill Siksay.

After winning six consecutive elections since 1979, Robinson was caught in April 2004 stealing a $64,000 diamond engagement ring, which he intended to give to his boyfriend.

He plead guilty to theft over $5,000 for stealing the ring, but revealed that he was suffering from a mental-health disorder at the time.
[link — h/t: Neale News

I’m not gay, but if I was, I would think that I’d be pretty horrified about having a known thief representing my particular interest group. It’s what the Chinese would call bad joss. Maybe it’s time for a law saying that someone convicted of theft, no matter how small the amount, will be permanently barred from obtaining a federal seat in this country. (I’m usually in favour of less laws, but I think I could live with this one.)

And what is it with the value of that ring he stole? It seems to bounce all over the place?

In which I ask a crass and inappropriate question

Apropos of the post immediately preceding this one, might I inquire as to the following: Must we resign ourselves to the inevitability of terrorism without end, due to the apparently inexhaustible supply of abysmally stupid young men – young men who would rather scatter their entrails, along with a dollop of schrapnel, over a room full of people, ostensibly their peers, than do a bit of drinking or screwing, as any normal young man would be more than happy to indulge in?
As a followup question – is there any hope that stem cell research will lead to a cure for islamist brain rot?

Two Americans Dead and Three Canadians Injured in Bali Bombings

Two Americans are dead and three Canadians injured in the Bali terrorist blast that killed at least 25 and injured 100.
CBC News: Three Canadians injured in Bali bombings (CBC News)

Three Canadians have been reported injured in Saturday’s Bali explosions. Dan McTeague, the parliamentary secretary to the minister of foreign affairs, says three Canadians were in one of the cafes, and suffered minor injuries. They have been treated at a clinic and released. At least 25 people were killed and 100 are injured during two simultaneous attacks Saturday.
The blasts hit two packed seafood restaurants in Jimbaran beach and a bustling tourist shopping centre 30 kilometres away in downtown Kuta. The attacks come almost three years to the day when bombings in Kuta killed 202, including two Canadians.
Those bombings, and two other subsequent bombings in Jakarta that killed at least 23, have been blamed on a group called Jemaah Islamiyah, which has been linked to al-Qaeda.
Indonesian President Suslio Bambang Yudhoyono has warned that more attacks could happen. “We will hunt down the perpetrators and bring them to justice,” he promised. He warned people to be on alert.
Two Americans have been reported dead, and the United States has condemned the bombings on and offered to help. “The United States stands with the people and government of Indonesia as they work to bring to justice those responsible for these acts of terrorism,” Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said in a statement. “We will continue to work together in our common fight against terror.”

One wonders what they have in mind in terms of a battle plan.
crosspost from OTB

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