Great moments in pointless outrage

Stephen Harper, speaking to reporters in St. John’s on Friday about events in Egypt:

We want to see free and fair elections. We want to see the rule of law and stability. We want to see respect for human rights, including the rights of minorities, including the rights of religious minorities, and we want to see a government that will continue to respect peace treaties and seek peace in the Middle East. As I say, we are all seeing what’s happening. A transition is taking place in Egypt. In my judgement, there is no going back. I think the old expression is ‘they’re not going to put the toothpaste back in the tube on this one.'”

NDP foreign affairs critic Paul Dewar wasted little time in expressing his displeasure with the statement:

I think it’s indicative of how this government treats foreign affairs,” Dewar told CTV’s Question Period. “Most importantly, on this file, we just had the parliamentary secretary talk about the importance of democracy. We had democracy happening on the streets and overthrowing repressive government, and this government talks about toothpaste

Seriously.

Star Exclusive: Amir Attaran has a feeling

Recently, someone in Canada made a freedom of information request about U of Ottawa profs Amir Attaran and Errol Mendez. The identity of the person making the FOI request is unknown, and will remain so under Ontario law, but that didn’t stop The Star’s Susan Delacourt and Bruce Campion-Smith from floating, in what was apparently promoted in all caps as a front-page “Star Exclusive”, Attaran and Mendez’s suggestion that the federal Conservatives are guilty of political intimidation:

“It seems like an intimidation tactic,” said Attaran, a frequent critic on the government, notably on the issue of the military’s handling of Afghan detainees.

“The information makes me think it’s somebody who is essentially trying to amass a file on critics of the government,” he said in an interview.

“I have a feeling it’s political.”

Professor Mendes:

“I started thinking, my God, this is a McCarthy-like attempt to politically intimidate both of us.”

The report, titled “Tories accused of digging up dirt on ‘Liberal’ profs”, contains not one shred of evidence that the Conservatives are behind the FOI request – it doesn’t even hint that there is any such evidence – yet the word “Conservative” is used in each of the first three sentences, and nine times in the article; “Harper” appears twice, along with “McCarthy-like,” and “the Prime Minister’s Office.”
There’s been no shortage of anti-conservative smears being published/aired in recent years, but it’s still remarkable that an entirely groundless accusation based entirely on the *feelings* of one of Ignatieff’s Harvard buddies is promoted as front-page “news.”
(h/t Alberta Aardvark)

Dick Tracy

Dick Tracy was originally a comic strip created by Chester Gould in
1931. Subsequently, a number of movies & television shows were
made thereto. For your delectation, I have collected all 15 episodes
of the original 1937 series by Republic Pictures, 4 episodes from the
RKO Radio Pictures movies from 1945 to 1947, and 5 episodes of
the American Broadcasting Company series from 1950 and 1951,
in my new Dick Tracy page at the Sagacious Iconoclast. The three
series are, I think, notably different. You may wish to try each one.
    

The Obama Doctrine

VDH;

…the actual implementation reflects somebody with the experience of two years in the Senate, who had never navigated outside of academia and Chicago tit-for-tat politics. So Mubarak is/is not a dictator, must leave now/yesterday/sometime soon as he serves as sort of a figurative leader/a critical transition player/a suspicious counter-revolutionary inasmuch as the U.S. must lay down conditions/advise only/respect Egyptian prerogatives, as private conversations with Egyptians are spilled to the press, Obama suggests the Cairo desire for freedom somehow channels his own support, and Biden, Clinton, and Obama contradict one another hourly.

Indeed: “Leon Panetta told us Mubarak was going. The perky newscasters kept telling us that Mubarak was going. President Obama (head left: utter a cliché; slowly pan right, emit another cliché) thought that too.” […] In a way, Hosni Mubarak is acting far more democratically then the protestors demanding his ouster. There is an election scheduled in Egypt for September. The democratic solution counsels patience: let the process unfold. Have the election. There is a difference, in short between what Plato called ochlocracy, i.e., mob rule, and democracy. It’s not at all clear that the cheerleaders for the Egyptian demonstrators have taken that distinction to heart.
Update: Mubarak has handed over power to the military and left Cairo. (The fine print).
Related: All is quiet in Iran. Speaking of Iran – “Interestingly, the Shah of Iran was also forced out on February 11. Let’s hope this isn’t an omen.”

Reader Tips

Scopitones and Cineboxes were video jukeboxes of a sort (based loosely on WWII military technology, apparently) that were popular in the early 60s, mostly in European cafes. Tonight’s amusement en route to the Tips is a Scopitone – that’s what the short films were called – of wholesome and cheery French vocal ensemble Les Barclays performing Pour Ton Amour.
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