Friday On Turtle Island
Carnival Carney’s Canada: Woke cesspool. Carney’s vacation. Trump’s fault. Friends of the Liberal Party.
The Democrat Party’s America: Media forgets. Muslims in Michigan. We the people.
Stories You Won’t Find At Carney’s CBC: Embrace the death cult. A death warrant. Multiculturalism has failed. Paul Joseph Watson – This explains so much. The Berlin Film Festival.
Oddments For The Weekend
Including scenes of tilting and irritation; gratuitous cleavage; how to eat spaghetti; and simulated tripping – from the mild to the intense.
March 13, 2026: Reader Tips
Here is Anna Daley Young singing South Carolina.
Bonus: Carefully listen to what this Cuban-American woman has to say and fully realize that a large plurality of Canadians are convinced that she is misguided, if not stupid. The only way a typical Elbows Up Canadian could come to this conclusion is if they’ve convinced themselves that they know much more about Cuba than she does. They also must have convinced themselves that they know what is best for the Venezuelan and Iranian people. The stunning level of arrogance of your fellow Canadians is truly breathtaking.
Do share your best news tips!
We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Buses
Regina transit initiated an evacuation and emergency shut down of a $1.8M electric bus after it started smoking. pic.twitter.com/eZEhWsxOg5
— Just Bins (@JustBins) March 13, 2026
Operation Empty Suit
BREAKING
REPORTER: “If this attack happened [in Kuwait on March 1], why didn’t you inform Canadians before?”
PM CARNEY: “Well, I’m not the only spokesperson for the government, but, I’ll confirm… the members of the Canadian Forces are all safe and sound.” pic.twitter.com/mbK40qViTI
— Juno News (@junonewscom) March 12, 2026
“Trust us, we’d never lie to you.”
More than 30 soldiers based in Petawawa suffered frostbite injuries during a recent exercise in Alaska, prompting concerns about the quality of equipment military personnel are issued.
Soldiers contacted the Ottawa Citizen to complain that the Canadian Army was trying to cover up details about frostbite injuries to more than 60 troops who took part in “Exercise Global Resolve” in February. A number of frostbite cases were extremely serious, the soldiers added.
Because We Don’t Grow Any Food In Canada
Toronto Star- $90,000 rice shipment bound for Toronto food bank on ship struck near Iran
Daily Bread makes regular monthly purchases of rice from countries including India and Thailand, according to Hetherington. They purchase 40-foot containers every one-and-a-half to three weeks, with each container having about 40,000 pounds of food in it — or 331,000 servings.
What All Led Up to WW2 ?
Here’s an interesting video for you all to definitely critique.
I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords
… what’s happening at Amazon right now?
Their own AI coding agent Kiro reportedly “decided” the fastest way to fix a config error was to delete the entire production environment. Gone. A 6-hour outage. 6.3 million orders lost.
Amazon’s SVP called thousands of engineers into a mandatory meeting this week. Not to discuss strategy. To discuss damage control.
And more.
@TechLayoffLover follows the engineer bloodbath: 45,000 people are about to be laid off at Oracle. All from AI.
Update (March 23) – the @TechLayoffLover account is engagement slop.
We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Cars
-$15.8 billion: Japanese automaker Honda just cancelled the production of three planned made-in-the-U.S.A. electric cars, including the 0-Series SUV, the 0-Series Saloon, and the Acura RSX — and the company says it will write off massive losses as a result.
You know, for a million bucks I could have told them this would happen. Since nobody seems to listen to my free advice.
Our Diversities
They seem to be integrating nicely.
Charlie Smirkley– These were the most important issues for Muslim-Canadians in the 2025 CANADIAN election. The voting motivation is just group identity.
Source: 2025 Mainstreet Research poll of 1,138 Muslim voters.
Francisco- Maybe we should be helping them get to Palestine then.
Canadians Attacked on March 1st. Did You Know This?
Mark Carney and the Liberals have had multiple opportunities to inform Canadians on how the Canadian Armed Forces were targeted by Iran in the very early hours of this conflict. Instead of being transparent, they withheld this information for over 11 days.
This is all part and… pic.twitter.com/EPEY1o4I9I
— James Bezan (@jamesbezan) March 12, 2026
Carney’s Canada
The Food Professor- What many Canadians may not realize is how deeply our country relies on rules and regulations. While regulation is necessary, the sheer volume has become problematic.
According to Statistics Canada, federal regulatory restrictions increased by 37% between 2006 and 2021. This surge has been linked to a 1.7-percentage-point decline in GDP growth, along with decreases in business investment, productivity, employment, and the rate of new business formation.
The Hub- It’s time to rein in Canada’s red tape state: DeepDive
Keir Starmer’s Britain
Where the foxes caper unmolested, the government packs your school lunch and it seems the legislation of pointy things has been somewhat of a bust.
Calls for bleed kits to be installed in every major bus station and on bus routes in areas affected by serious violence have been backed by the London Assembly.
Assembly Members unanimously passed a motion requesting that Transport for London (TfL) to work with the London Ambulance Service (LAS) to ensure the kits will be made available across the network.
Bleed control kits help stem severe bleeding from deep wounds before emergency services arrive – a “potentially valuable method of saving lives”.[…]
Elly Baker, Labour’s transport spokesperson proposed the motion.
“I’ve heard too often from young people that they don’t always feel as safe as they should do travelling,” she said.
“Passing this motion will show that we are listening to young people and backing the investigation of a potentially valuable method of saving lives.”
Don’t miss: Why stopping knife crime needs to start in the kitchen
The Country’s In The Very Best Of Hands
What does this even mean?
Oil companies don’t have massive tanks of oil inventory ready to ship. “Reserves” are undeveloped assets – oil still in the ground.
There’s no “stockpiles” here.
The Canadian government doesn’t seem to know anything about Canada’s oil industry. https://t.co/ssQN5l5EUw
— Michael Thomlinson (@miket136) March 12, 2026
Rooftop Romance
Via @jonkay: the president of Canada‘s leading LGBT advocacy group, Egale, has resigned. She says fellow activists, including Egale’s own board of directors apparently, condone antisemitic terror groups such as Hamas “that would clearly put them [i.e. LGBT] to death if given the opportunity”
And How Was Your Day?
Train derailment outside Lestock Saskatchewan. pic.twitter.com/gUyB9orEqv
— Just Bins (@JustBins) March 12, 2026
Things You’re Gonna See On The CBC
Questions that answer themselves: Why will Susan Ormiston risk her life reporting from war-torn Beirut streets in Kevlar… yet during the entire Freedom Convoy in Ottawa, she never once went out to speak with a single trucker on the ground?
Unexpectedly
Juxtapose time.
The U.S. trade deficit narrowed sharply in January as exports surged to a record high and imports fell, a trend that if sustained, could see trade contributing to economic growth in the first quarter.
Canada’s trade deficit widened in January as exports of motor vehicles and parts fell to the lowest level in more than four years. Canadian goods exports decreased by 4.7%, the biggest monthly decline since April 2025, Statistics Canada reported Thursday. That pushed the country’s trade shortfall to $3.65 billion.
Kill shot: Economists surveyed by Bloomberg were expecting Canada’s trade deficit to shrink to $1.1 billion January from $1.3 billion in December.
Is Canada on the Verge of Becoming a Banana Republic?
Canada is looking to regulate podcasts.
"It's terrifying… They then want them to hand over information about their content, and the people listening, to the government. Trudeau… That's dictatorship stuff, it's banana republic stuff."pic.twitter.com/Te3UGz9OYM
— Joe Rogan Podcast News (@joeroganhq) March 11, 2026