Author: Laura Rosen Cohen

Toronto in Decline: Random, Daytime Murder on Subway

Toronto Mayor John Tory says it’s “extremely troubling“. Don’t you feel so, so, so much safer now?

A man was arrested on Toronto’s High Park subway platform in a dramatic takedown after allegedly stabbing women he didn’t know on a subway train. One woman died and another was injured. […]

“The accused and victims were not known to each other,” Toronto police Laura Brabant said in a news release

Police said Neng Jia Jin, 52, of Toronto, was charged with first-degree murder and attempt murder.”

Try to find some information online about Mr. Jin, I dare you. 

Honey, I Finished the Internet

This is culled from a recent Struggle Session at the Carleton University School of Journalism in Ottawa.

Enjoy.

 

Behold: The Glory of Socialized Medicine in Canada

This is what happens when government has a monopoly on the delivery of medicine: the government owns your body and those of your loved ones.

Canada currently has a shortage of fever and pain medications for children and the most common antibiotics prescribed to children. PM Blackface Hairdo has previously blamed “climate change” for the shortage.

When kids can’t be treated at home because there are no fever medications and no antibiotics available, they need emergency care. And here’s how that’s working out in Quebec-but it’s the same in many places across Canada.

Here’s what it’s like when your kids get sick in Québec right now – a long thread.”

Read the whole thing.

Lounge Lizard PM Off To Japan

After mourning the death of Queen Elizabeth in such a sombre manner, Canada’s Prime Minister is off to Japan to pose in more sad trombone photos. Maybe he’ll pose in full Geisha regalia while he sucks back the shochu.

 

I hope that the team has his private plane all boozed up with nothing but the best.

But don’t forget the most important thing:

SCRAMBLE THE SHEET MUSIC, STAT!!! 

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