Lounge Lizard PM Off To Japan

Shiny Pony The Libranos Uncategorized 40 Comments

After mourning the death of Queen Elizabeth in such a sombre manner, Canada’s Prime Minister is off to Japan to pose in more sad trombone photos. Maybe he’ll pose in full Geisha regalia while he sucks back the shochu.

 

I hope that the team has his private plane all boozed up with nothing but the best.

But don’t forget the most important thing:

SCRAMBLE THE SHEET MUSIC, STAT!!! 

40 Replies to “Lounge Lizard PM Off To Japan”

  1. In truth, Abe Shinzo moved Japan further away from Canada. Shinzo’s focus was on fostering a professional and personal relationship with Trump (which he accomplished rather well). The Trump administration then adopted the Free and Open Indo-Pacific (FOIP) strategy. Guess where that idea came from. It came from Abe Shinzo.

    Freedom and open markets is not a staple of the Trudeau administration. Shinzo based his reputation on it, however. So, as usual, Trudeau is full of bull excrement.

    1. Didn’t Abe die about six months ago? Assassinated, if I recall, which should in itself give him pause and cause him to focus. Isn’t there anything in Canada that requires his attention? Can someone disable the plane in the interests of ‘Climate Change’?

  2. I’m assuming his karaoke in Japan will be something from the Mikado or Madame Butterfly, or maybe the 80’s classic “I Think I’m Turning Japanese”

    1. There’s a whole playlist for the PM:

      Lyin’ Eyes – The Eagles
      Cry Me a River – Justin Timberlake
      Suspicious Minds – Elvis Presley
      Promises Promises – Naked Eyes
      Lies – Thompson Twins
      Liar – The Sex Pistols

      Additions welome!

  3. His name was Shinzo Abe, not the other way round.

    Is everything with His Majesty King Trudeau II topsy-turvy?

    2. Because he has no understanding of those “icky foreign naming conventions”?

      his Enlightened Ignorance knows no bounds

  4. Well its not like he has any plans to attend his fake parliament. His lapdogs in the NDP are holding the fort for him.

  5. I’ve grown an extra layer of bark to counter my embarrassment. You just know this train wreck is going to do something stupid.
    Sedate the clown with a shot of Saki then give him some crayons and an Etch A Sketch.
    Whatever it takes to keep him away from the grownups.

  6. I wonder what song he’s been practicing for the next PR stunt?
    And which musicians has he hired to spontaneously play for him?

    Justin Trudeau, World Tour, 2022 to 2035?
    Are the T-shirts out yet?

  12. It is almost a political tradition for a farewell world tour before announcing retirement. Dare we hope?

    1. ∆∆∆∆ ….This!

      Not sure our dear leader can hit the high notes the same…but..well he butchers everything anyways… If he can just figure out hes talking to someone from Japan, and not China, i think we can consider that a successful trip!

      Maybe he dresses like Mulan.. We can hope..

  14. Abe was a fascist who curtailed press freedom in Japan and whose economic program-of tripling down on Japan’s past monetary and fiscal policies with a money mega-bazooka-failed very miserably, just like it has since 1991.

  15. In small towns there appear to be people that go to every funeral, a couple a week, for the good eats. A never ending supply of Nanaimo bars. I only go to funerals for cousins or better or if my non-attendance would be an outrage..

  16. I don’t think turdo gives a rats, about the queen, or Abe, what he does like is all the jet setting travel, booze, and living like the prince he thinks he is. As to the size of his “carbon footprint” we must remember, he is our fearless leader, and just like Kerry and other elitist scum, they think the rules are just for us useless eaters, not them. They are important don’tcha know! Plus it keeps the drudgery of running Canada at bay. I wouldn’t be surprised if he pops down to NZ for a quickie fireside chat with Horseface Arden. Cuz he’s almost in the right time zone, it’s only a couple of thousand miles or so, no biggie trip for him!

    1. “what he does like is all the jet setting travel, booze, and living like the prince he thinks he is”

      All true. But first and foremost are the tongue-baths from his adoring press. That’s how it is with infantile narcissists.

  17. he may do “three little maids from school” in honour of his service as a substitute drama student and subsequent firing for diddling at least one

  18. My apologies, but I really hope something awful happens to him, like he gets decapitated.
    By accident of course.
    Maybe in a Samurai sword display during karaoke he decides at the “wrong” moment to stand up and say, “More thaki, hai?”
    Is that too harsh?

    1. Yes! Of course it’s too harsh!

      You extremists on the far-right are eternally fixated on violent ends. I mean, what is it in your psyches that prevents you from conjuring up images without blood? For Chrissakes, how come you never think of gentle things … like puffer fish poisoning?

  19. Back in the late 80s there was computer game called “Leisure Suit Larry” (where the player makes Larry talk to women, dance like a dork, put on stupid costumes, sing, etc). A few years later there was another computer game called “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego” (where the player tries to deduce from the clues provided where Carmen was located). If we merge these two games–we can put together a game where Canadian citizens, based on the clues given about his location, can dress the Prime A-Hole of Canada in the host country’s national costume (with relevant shade of shoe polish applied)–then make him say inappropriate things “moistly” at diplomatic events, dance the host country’s national dance(s) and sing their native songs. Canada ain’t the country of my grandparents (for reference my grandparents were of the Depression/WW2 generation).

    2. I had assigned the name PM Leisure Suit Larry some time ago.
      Can I now submit my resume to the Babylon Bee?

  20. So his Chicom masters let him go? Must be, they expect Potato to disrespect Abe’s memory and insult the Japanese in some way.

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