Honey, I Finished the Internet

This is culled from a recent Struggle Session at the Carleton University School of Journalism in Ottawa.

Enjoy.

 

53 Replies to “Honey, I Finished the Internet”

  1. What a farce.
    That white boy is a cuck.
    Saba and that other clueless pumkin latte broad need a banana stuffed in their mouths to shut them up.
    As for the the noir queen, she needs a man to fulfill her , then and only then will she learn about intersectionality.
    All universities need to be burned and the ground salted beneath them.
    Rebuild with trade schools and give these doofus’s a real purpose in life.
    Freaking narcissicts.

  2. 50 years ago when dudes did weird stuff their friends used to straighten them out by calling them effing faqqots. Nowawadays that would merely be a truthful statement. Men – don’t quit being men and don’t allow your friends to quit. Buy a gun, kill something, gut it and feed it to your family.

    1. I did that, to a partridge, with an air-gun, and people on this site called me a weirdo, mostly because I wasn’t state sanctioned. Now, strap a chainsaw motor to a bike and ride it around with no plates or insurance, and charge a battery pack in your home, you bunch of little buttercups.

    1. In the 70’s it was known as Hogs Back High

      I thought city’s were built on or near waterways so they could evacuate their waste and send it on downstream….apparently… Ottawa is a stagnate backwater of refuse and bile
      masquerading as an post intellectual slum.

  3. Yup, farce and worse. These anti-human Communist scum believe they are better, they seriously do.
    Not an ounce of circumspection.

  4. Best twitter response, ” SNL can’t compete with this, not even close. ”

    That 5th gen settler dude should pay 5X what his guilt is telling him to, just to clear his conscious.

  5. Apparently the proportion of useless Arts degrees that universities were handing out forty years ago is now smaller than the proportion of worse-than-useless Arts degrees they have handed out in the last twenty years.

  6. Hypocrites. Would these fools hand over their homes to the natives, because they’re clearly on stolen land? I think not. Until then, they need to shut up.

    1. From the bio, “His singular focus now is his role as the head of Carleton’s journalism program.”

      Of course it is, of course he can still help the Trudeau regime.

    1. I went there aka Last Chance U, Cartoon U, Hog’s Back Highschool. I met some smart people there but you’re largely correct. The Journalism school students were simultaneously the most opinioned yet under-informed people in any class. Whenever they stated editorializing in class, the more knowledgeable among us would roll our eyes and chuckle (“there you go again” as Ronald Reagan famously said to Jimmy Carter). Things appear to have gotten worse though.

  7. So, the next revolution is entirely built on feelings, emotions and the frankenhistory/frankenscience that is the result of a progressive government education.
    I guess older folks are relieved they won’t have to live in that particular litter box era.

  8. I’ve had more interesting, lucid and productive conversations with my cat while on the toilet.

  9. This level of post modern child abuse is grad school nihilism. This is the gene pool spigot for the legacy media. No wonder the Spawn Fuhrer subsidizes their bile. This is the Eloi factory. Take idealistic, delusional, and mal-educated students and turn them into neurotic, ignorant, ideologues incapable of critical thought or reasoned discourse but confident in furthering the goals within the leftist, woke bubble while masquerading as media.

  10. Imagine a small town on the borders of the Roman Empire filled with these crazy ninnies while the Hunnish hordes gather and bear down outside the gates.

    Normal people’s crystal balls intuitively remember civilizations struggles out of 200,000 years of evolutionary development, and take a wider look at the reality of the world around them.

  11. Irrelevant. No one trusts or pays for msm anymore. Their screaming is a death knell. Don’t mistake their noise for influence. Their influence is gone. All that’s left is thus ridiculous residue.

    Now you can start ignoring them and get on with life. No point giving oxygen to a dying ember.

    As far as these losers in school. Who cares. Someone needs to pour my coffee in a restaurant.

    1. Wish you were right. 65+ still mostly trust it, no clue to the boiling water the last 20 years. Gen Z, not paying attention.
      It is shifting, but not fast enough.

    2. They want you to ignore them. They operate best while underground. Popping their heads above ground like gophers have exposed their agendas, so they scurry back underground to continue plotting and scheming, while under cover hoping that you wouldn’t notice, only to rear their ugly little heads again when the mainstream has been more properly groomed for their chutzpah.
      My solution is to dig a giant hole in the ground, and place a well-armed nuke, set the timer, and run for the hills.

      …metaphorically speaking, of course… wouldn’t want CSIS or the RCMP to think I’m a terrorist threat any more than they already believe me to be.

  12. People who work with their hands, read the good book, and care for others to the point of their own detriment do not talk like that or even bother to engage such ideas. What you are seeing is the end stages of a dying civilization, or more to point, the end stage of what becomes of every large concentration of humans who do not concern themselves with growing food, caring for family, and living the moment.

    Babylon, Rome, New York, Toronto, et al. Large cities always become places of evil as people believe themselves to be impervious to reality, and believe their enjoyment is their right, at your loss.

  13. I swear when I was in journalism, we primarily wanted to piss people off and have fun. There was the usual soft liberalism back in the day, but it was not seriously ideological, at least not in my experience.
    It was also a big field for nerds who liked books and reading and couldn’t find anything else to do. (And yes, that included me.)
    These new ones are angry and resentful, because they know they’re in a dying profession that pays crap.
    It’s also part of the tremendous rise in self-importance which seems to affect many aspects of our society.
    We knew we were a scruffy lot and just tried to enjoy it.
    I’ll leave you with a good laugh. I got tired of it and became a lawyer. Did you know people make fun of lawyers? Really, hard to believe, but true.

    1. Lawyers deserve it.
      Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?
      Professional courtesy.
      Whats the difference between a ho and a lawyer?
      A ho won’t f*ck you after you’re dead.
      What’s the difference between a dead layer and a dead dog on the road?
      There are skid marks in front of the dog’s corpse.
      Dick the butcher was right.

      1. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a loud turkey?

        The turkey clucks defiance.

  14. Epoch Times did a piece on the media sometime ago. The link is below and you have to put in your email address to read it but the bit below gives you a taste.

    Training Journalists
    But “enemies” like Duranty were a tiny minority. Most American journalists learned their trade on the job. They started as cadet reporters on small-town newspapers. They covered the county fairs, the local scandals, and sporting events. They were normal Americans with normal American values.

    After World War 2 everything began to change. Hundreds of thousands of returning servicemen, funded by a grateful America through the GI Bill flooded into the colleges and universities. These young men had grown up in the Great Depression, they had read communist-infiltrated military newspapers through the war years. Communist Soviet Russia had helped them defeat Hitler. Their British allies had ditched conservative Winston Churchill and elected socialist Prime Minister Clement Atlee, who then implemented a sweeping welfare state.

    These returned servicemen were looking to build a world without want or war-they were very open to “liberal” and leftist ideas.

    Into that perfect storm walked a man named Curtis MacDougall.

    William David Sloan, the founder of the American Journalism Historians Association has said of MacDougall “his many books, articles, and speeches helped set the tone and added to the debate surrounding journalism for a half century.”

    Newspapers, radio, and TV were now looking for journalists with college degrees. MacDougall was happy to train them.

    In 1938 MacDougall had published his game-changing book “Interpretative Reporting.” To paraphrase MacDougall, the goal of journalism was not to accurately report the news, but to shape history. A good journalism must give the reader the “appropriate” context by which the “correct” opinions could be formed.

    This was the birth of what we now call “advocacy journalism.” Idealist young journalism students lapped it up. Making history was going to be far more exciting than merely reporting facts. MacDougall’s philosophy now seems to be the accepted “norm” in every major journalism school in the country.

    Curtis MacDougall earned his master’s degree in journalism from Northwestern in 1926. In 1933, he received his PhD in sociology from the University of Wisconsin.

    He was Illinois state supervisor of the heavily Communist Party-infiltrated Federal Writers Project from 1939 to 1942, going on to teach journalism in Northwestern University until his retirement in 1971.

    MacDougall was a leader of the communist-dominated Progressive Party. He was a sponsor of the Scientific and Cultural Conference for World Peace March organized by the Communist Party USA front National Council of the Arts, Sciences, and Professions in New York City, March 1949. In the early 1960s, MacDougall supported the Communist Party-controlled National Committee to Abolish the House Un-American Activities Committee. As late as 1970 he was a Vice-Chairman of communist lead Chicago Committee to Defend the Bill of Rights.

    Modern American journalism was founded by a man, who was at the very least, a committed Communist Party “fellow traveler”.

    https://www.theepochtimes.com/how-did-the-mainstream-media-become-the-enemy-of-the-people_2624763.html

  15. The babbling white chick was kinda hot, but then the black nasty would talk, but then back to white blouse! Then the Black Hole! Then Missy Sunshine! My dick was going WTF?

    And then the nutless wonder apologized for his existence.
    Dude, even God might think you should hang yourself.

  16. I e mailed him this yesterday at his university ” If you feel so strongly about being a ” fifth generation settler ” and it bothers you then immediately resign and do not take any severance or pension. Surely your wokeness would make you make way for someone more deserving than yourself? Maybe you are just a virtue signaling kiss ass and won’t do it. Which is it, you can’t be both? ”
    Haven’t heard if he resigned today??

  17. Didn’t watch it. Didn’t have to. Just knew it would be beyond pathetic.

    These ******g drips see themselves as modern M.L. Kings, leading the charge against imagined injustice. And, with the additional crushing weight on their shoulders of defending the realm from make-believe insurrections.

    Derision indeed.

  18. I love reading the comments knowing that I am not alone in my total disgust in what the west and Canada has become and reading views that are equally conservative to mine.

  19. Thank you Art. That was very informative and does explain a lot about where presstitutes get their teachings.
    One of the many reasons I come back here several times a day.

  20. They are privileged; all of them. Who else would waste their money on a journalism degree from Carleton?

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