Music teacher suspected of contaminating flutes with semen, roiling Southern California school districts
Responding to the probe, the Saugus Union School District in Los Angeles County sought help from parents to collect evidence in the investigation, which it said “is focusing on workshops where students made ‘flutes’ out of PVC pipe with a specific individual.”
Via Instapundit
Playful urination practices – from seeing how high you can pee to games such as Peeball (where men compete using their urine to destroy a ball placed in a urinal) – may give boys an advantage over girls when it comes to physics. And we believe there’s something we can do about it.
“The stroking dead is apparently impervious to silver bullets or garlic, and unlike vampires it does show up in photographs, on cell phones across the globe.“
Move along dahling, nothing here to see. An Idaho man who told police he identifies as a woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly taking photos of a woman in a Target fitting room, officials said.
The Great Flydini, in his UK television debut, in 1987.
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The man with a bionic penis will lose his virginity to a dominatrix who ran for parliament…
h/t Colonialista
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Globe And Mail: The debate over upright urination is about more than symbolism
Former Deputy Minister of Education for Ontario Ben Levin pleaded guilty. I’m sure his deviant proclivities had no bearing on his attempt to educate his victims about his desires. /sarc
And of course, for years, — in his own words — he “had had a hand” in every aspect of Ontario’s education policy, including sex-ed.
But Microbrachius dicki did it first.
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Reducing the number of abortions Planned Parenthood performs will dramatically affect their bottom line.
The most unkindest cut of all:
Men with vasectomies may be at an increased risk for the most lethal form of prostate cancer, researchers have found. […]
The lead author, Lorelei A. Mucci, an associate professor of epidemiology at the Harvard School of Public Health, emphasized that a vasectomy does not increase the risk for prostate cancer over all. “We’re really seeing the association only for advanced state and lethal cancers,” she said.
So that’s reassuring.
You’ll never guess: The Worst Places To Get Stung By A Bee
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“…this is why you don’t just put the camera on some producer’s Twitter feed while talking about a helicopter crash.”
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