Oh, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas
Music teacher suspected of contaminating flutes with semen, roiling Southern California school districts
Responding to the probe, the Saugus Union School District in Los Angeles County sought help from parents to collect evidence in the investigation, which it said “is focusing on workshops where students made ‘flutes’ out of PVC pipe with a specific individual.”
Via Instapundit
We Need A Famine
Playful urination practices – from seeing how high you can pee to games such as Peeball (where men compete using their urine to destroy a ball placed in a urinal) – may give boys an advantage over girls when it comes to physics. And we believe there’s something we can do about it.
Occam’s Weiner
“The stroking dead is apparently impervious to silver bullets or garlic, and unlike vampires it does show up in photographs, on cell phones across the globe.“
I, Napoleon
Move along dahling, nothing here to see. An Idaho man who told police he identifies as a woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly taking photos of a woman in a Target fitting room, officials said.
Reader Tips
The Great Flydini, in his UK television debut, in 1987.
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Asteroid, Take Us Now
The man with a bionic penis will lose his virginity to a dominatrix who ran for parliament…
h/t Colonialista
Honey, I Finished The Internet
That's an unfortunate place to stand. pic.twitter.com/aemnymzkDL
— My Gif To You (@giftwou) September 21, 2015
The World Still Has Too Many Reporters
Globe And Mail: The debate over upright urination is about more than symbolism
O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas
“This week I changed my gender and went to Planet Fitness”
Honey, I Finished The Internet
A Curriculum Near you.
Former Deputy Minister of Education for Ontario Ben Levin pleaded guilty. I’m sure his deviant proclivities had no bearing on his attempt to educate his victims about his desires. /sarc
And of course, for years, — in his own words — he “had had a hand” in every aspect of Ontario’s education policy, including sex-ed.
Birds Do It, Bees Do It
But Microbrachius dicki did it first.
ESPN
#ChangeALetterRuinATeam ESPN pic.twitter.com/TTPWrEN2kv
— Leg Chair (@FoxLegChair) October 13, 2014
But then who will pay us?
Reducing the number of abortions Planned Parenthood performs will dramatically affect their bottom line.
Heat, Friction, Whatever
The Sound Of Settled Science
The most unkindest cut of all:
Men with vasectomies may be at an increased risk for the most lethal form of prostate cancer, researchers have found. […]
The lead author, Lorelei A. Mucci, an associate professor of epidemiology at the Harvard School of Public Health, emphasized that a vasectomy does not increase the risk for prostate cancer over all. “We’re really seeing the association only for advanced state and lethal cancers,” she said.
So that’s reassuring.
What Would We Do Without Experts?
You’ll never guess: The Worst Places To Get Stung By A Bee
h/t
This Is Awkard
“…this is why you don’t just put the camera on some producer’s Twitter feed while talking about a helicopter crash.”