The man with a bionic penis will lose his virginity to a dominatrix who ran for parliament…
h/t Colonialista
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I guess the news worthy part of the piece is that she is Not charging????? The old wh*re with a heart of gold angle eh?
Kate! Kate! Kate!
Hell, that’s nothing. You want to hear strange?
Ontario voters elected a dildo as Premier so that they could give themselves a screwing they’d never forget. Then The Dildo ran away to Harvard.
And that’s a true story…it was in all the papers.
Kate
I think this may equally go under a banner “rise and fall of western civilisation”.
And as if to emphasis that, the shot of the old heart of gold is outside of Westminster Palace. As far as I’m aware prostitution is still a the criminal act in the UK but obviously not as far as the police are concerned and whilst the plight of the man is very unfortunate I’d be surprised if the largest organisation in europe which is paid for by UK taxpayers didn’t have a complete hand in not only his prothesis but his rehabilitation.
Nothing spells bankrupt financially and morally more than practically every story coming out of the UK these days.
Absolutely riveting.
Yes, a famine or a plague isn’t going to resolve the epic levels of stupid. A large, fast moving asteroid can. For your amusement check out: http://www.purdue.edu/impactearth
Any ideas why he chose the 8 inch model instead of the 4 inch model?
He didn’t want her to think that he was from Toronto?
Oh my goodness. If there was ever any action by humans that could change the course of an asteroid, this is it. Take all that mattress money and go crazy. Our time is up.
Good bye to our earth, hello dinosaur dust.
Always best to call a professional.
I picked a fine time to go senile.
Don’t let Bruce Jenner (or Caitlin or whatever he’s calling himself nowadays) see the article. God knows what he’ll do, especially if he’s feeling nostalgic for his pole-vaulting days.
The raghead has a piece of plastic, a small pump and his imagination ( plus a shot at an STD from his ersatz maiden). I imagine this is to please ragheads in Britanistan somehow. Probably will need a lot of them when the backlash properly starts.
When I worked at Canada Pensions in 1945/46, I know there was at least one veteran who would have been very happy to have the op. That was WWII so goodness knows how many in WWI, and let’s not think of Afghanistan.
Bruce Jenner still has his original equipment so I expect he could function much better in that role.
The story says he received an 8 inch bionic penis. How long was it before the accident??
Scar: Why the 8 inch instead of the 4 inch??
The starter button on the 1974 Lada us under the steering column!
Says he was 6 when he lost it ,so maybe an inch
If this saves him from trying for 72 virgins I say go for it
Geez Gellen how old are you working 70 years ago
I’m only 87, Cal. Had to go to work young in those days.
I’m only 87, Cal.
Was in Gr. 9 at age 12 and you had to go to work young in those days.
Sorry for duplicate. Sometimes it seems to take an hour to download so I stopped it and then reposted. Happens a lot I think.
To get a capcha I can read, I’ve had to click on Preview four times. And it was rejected.
They guy lived without a penis his whole life, if he wants 8 inches, give it to him.
For some reason, I’m reminded of the introduction to each episode of the 1970s TV series “The Six Million Dollar Man”, particularly the line: “Gentlemen, we have the technology.”
I note that he chose a Caucasian woman to do the job for him, not a respectable Muslim girl. While we’re at it, hasn’t anyone else noticed that nearly all of Bill Cosby’s victims were white? Shouldn’t he be prosecuted for a hate crime in addition to sex assault?
I guess the news worthy part of the piece is that she is Not charging????? The old wh*re with a heart of gold angle eh?
Kate! Kate! Kate!
Hell, that’s nothing. You want to hear strange?
Ontario voters elected a dildo as Premier so that they could give themselves a screwing they’d never forget. Then The Dildo ran away to Harvard.
And that’s a true story…it was in all the papers.
Kate
I think this may equally go under a banner “rise and fall of western civilisation”.
And as if to emphasis that, the shot of the old heart of gold is outside of Westminster Palace. As far as I’m aware prostitution is still a the criminal act in the UK but obviously not as far as the police are concerned and whilst the plight of the man is very unfortunate I’d be surprised if the largest organisation in europe which is paid for by UK taxpayers didn’t have a complete hand in not only his prothesis but his rehabilitation.
Nothing spells bankrupt financially and morally more than practically every story coming out of the UK these days.
Absolutely riveting.
Yes, a famine or a plague isn’t going to resolve the epic levels of stupid. A large, fast moving asteroid can. For your amusement check out: http://www.purdue.edu/impactearth
Any ideas why he chose the 8 inch model instead of the 4 inch model?
He didn’t want her to think that he was from Toronto?
Oh my goodness. If there was ever any action by humans that could change the course of an asteroid, this is it. Take all that mattress money and go crazy. Our time is up.
Good bye to our earth, hello dinosaur dust.
Always best to call a professional.
I picked a fine time to go senile.
Don’t let Bruce Jenner (or Caitlin or whatever he’s calling himself nowadays) see the article. God knows what he’ll do, especially if he’s feeling nostalgic for his pole-vaulting days.
The raghead has a piece of plastic, a small pump and his imagination ( plus a shot at an STD from his ersatz maiden). I imagine this is to please ragheads in Britanistan somehow. Probably will need a lot of them when the backlash properly starts.
When I worked at Canada Pensions in 1945/46, I know there was at least one veteran who would have been very happy to have the op. That was WWII so goodness knows how many in WWI, and let’s not think of Afghanistan.
Bruce Jenner still has his original equipment so I expect he could function much better in that role.
The story says he received an 8 inch bionic penis. How long was it before the accident??
Scar: Why the 8 inch instead of the 4 inch??
The starter button on the 1974 Lada us under the steering column!
Says he was 6 when he lost it ,so maybe an inch
If this saves him from trying for 72 virgins I say go for it
Geez Gellen how old are you working 70 years ago
I’m only 87, Cal. Had to go to work young in those days.
I’m only 87, Cal.
Was in Gr. 9 at age 12 and you had to go to work young in those days.
Sorry for duplicate. Sometimes it seems to take an hour to download so I stopped it and then reposted. Happens a lot I think.
To get a capcha I can read, I’ve had to click on Preview four times. And it was rejected.
They guy lived without a penis his whole life, if he wants 8 inches, give it to him.
For some reason, I’m reminded of the introduction to each episode of the 1970s TV series “The Six Million Dollar Man”, particularly the line: “Gentlemen, we have the technology.”
I note that he chose a Caucasian woman to do the job for him, not a respectable Muslim girl. While we’re at it, hasn’t anyone else noticed that nearly all of Bill Cosby’s victims were white? Shouldn’t he be prosecuted for a hate crime in addition to sex assault?
Or do he jes’ like dem what chicks?