Music teacher suspected of contaminating flutes with semen, roiling Southern California school districts
Responding to the probe, the Saugus Union School District in Los Angeles County sought help from parents to collect evidence in the investigation, which it said “is focusing on workshops where students made ‘flutes’ out of PVC pipe with a specific individual.”
Via Instapundit
bleeCCCCHHHHHHH.
Ive been known to turn a pc of pipe into a fog horn at the building ctr much to the delight of the younger set standing about. try it some time. purse the lips and blow, kinda like giving someone a raspberry. now park the pipe to enclose your mouth.
FFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
any time there’s a helium balloon about I suck the contents and say something funny to the kids about, again much laughter and delight.
otoh, some out there, starting point the great state of californicate have utter contempt and sick disdain for the uninitiated and naive. I hope this dna source sees the inside of san quentin for a good long time.
A seminal moment in Southern California music instruction.
Captcha: Stop Calle
I guess the kids were … blowing HIS wad …
Sorry, that’s so sick and disturbing that it necessitates “black humor” (so sue me, BLM). Each child needs to be tested for any and all diseases possibly transmitted by this creep’s “bodily fluid”. This speaks volumes about the cretins who move to CA … the land of fruits and nuts. And it speaks volumes about the school district. I am sure that the school’s music teacher was THRILLED to be getting these brightly colored ethnic Central American instruments … which, of course, would be so very familiar to HALF the student body in a Southern CA school.
Captcha; challenge WOODVILLE
It was a quest for a hybrid PVC flute/skin flute.
Ahhhh Liberals.
One time.. at band camp…
Note, the link is in poor taste, but if you are reading this story, you probably don’t mind.
Ahhhh Liberals and “the land of fruits and nuts” is so right.
Sick society.
Californians have always voted for demented perversions, now they have it. Enjoy.
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What? You don’t approve of High School kids deciding which bathroom or locker room to use? The one with the skirt on the door or the pants? What could possibly go wrong? And how long will it be until ALL school bathrooms and locker rooms are coed? Our teachers are already enjoying coitus with our school kids … now they can openly arrange a 3-way. How “liberating”
Contaminating flutes? With semen? So, it’s come to this…