As you can see, the penis doodle just so happens to be on a secret White House document about former Yugoslavian president Slobodan Milošević, which makes it even funnier — as does the simple fact that it’s Bill Clinton drawing a penis, possibly before the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

Urges profession that cuts off dicks so they’ll fit better in a bikini.

Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor.
h/t Ed Driscoll

“So no hockey stick there.”

But we don’t give them two battalions of French troops and a road map to Russia.

A man doesn’t need to have his penis removed to legally become a woman, according to new order from the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal.
In a 95-page decision issued April 11, Sheri Price, a vice-chair with the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal, gave the Ontario government 180 days to “revise the criteria for changing sex designation on a birth registration.” Unless provincial authorities mount an appeal, Ontario will become the first Canadian jurisdiction to toss out genital surgery as a pre-requisite for a legal sex change.

This makes perfect sense, actually. Removing the penis doesn’t turn a man into a woman any more than a ruling from a panel of bat shit crazy bureaucrats does.
Via

“We’ve entered a new low at City Hall. An adult entertainer was just permitted to perform for the Licensing and Standards committee.”

(h/t Dan)

… why can’t I sell a kidney?

h/t Edie

From “most powerful nation mankind has ever known” to “loses dick measuring contest to Canada”.
(I’d normally insert a “hat tip” here, but I think I’ve provided quite enough material already.)

Hear my prayer.
h/t John.

Now is the time at SDA when we juxtapose!
Crazy – Public health authorities across Canada are struggling to address the growing popularity of body modifications such as splitting one’s tongue like a snake’s and surgically altering ears to make them elf-like and pointy…
Not Crazy – Sex reassignment surgery in Canada: Province-by-province breakdown of SRS coverage

Glenn Reynolds – “Given the predilections of our political class, you’d think this would be a higher priority for them.”

“It looks exactly like a giant dried bulls penis.”

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Born again Republican!
Update – Weiner’s Penis Photo Dispute To Be Settled In Small Claims Court

The IMF’s money (do you really think he paid for it himself?) not at work:

Handcuffed: Strauss-Kahn does the ‘perp walk’

Predate: Overlooked this from Kate:

The World Is Being Run By Crazy People
… and socialist perverts…

Update thought: Never would have happened in Canada, including moving fast enough to arrest the bugger (in the generic, not sexual, sense) at the airport.

…with both barrels. Ms Mallick:

Canada’s cold new dawn
Conservative prime minister Stephen Harper is our version of George W Bush, minus the warmth and intellect

…
What happens now is the full-scale Americanisation of Canada…
The Evangelist Christian right is at the heart of Harper’s Conservative party, and after years of being shushed, it will now demand an end to a number of things, including abortion rights. Canada has no law against abortions, and they are available free.
Corporate taxes will be cut almost immediately, Bush-style. Political financing laws will change – parties now get money for each vote – but this will end under the Conservatives, who will have a huge advantage in terms of the amount they can solicit in corporate donations [which are now illegal; the Conservatives have in fact no plan to change this, just to force parties to raise money from their own supporters].
Harper himself is a famously strange man…

Jonathan Kay:

…an open letter to The Guardian about Heather Mallick
…a March 28 Toronto Star Mallick column claimed that Harper’s government is planning to “hunt down its enemies” in a manner that “verges on the Stalinist.” She also claimed — without any evidence — that Harper would eliminate all “government safety standards for food and medicine”; that Harper wants to put “guns on the street,” and institute a “system of academic McCarthyism.” Mallick’s May 3 Guardian column (“Canada’s cold new dawn”) is written in this same spirit — particularly the last three paragraphs, which bear no resemblance to reality — and also reflect Mallick’s odd and disturbing habit of casting hateful references on those who don’t happen to live in large coastal cities.
This is part of a trend, because many parts of Mallick’s Guardian columns are essentially interchangeable slurs against what she insists, without any evidence, is a racist, misogynistic Canadian government populated by, and for, fat individuals who are simpletons because they don’t live in Toronto…
…Canadian progressives also have been outraged by Mallick — because of the consistently hateful attitudes she has exhibited toward people who are poor or come from rural backgrounds. In 2008, for instance, she wrote a CBC column analyzing the popularity of Sarah Palin among “white trash” (her words) voters: “Palin has a toned-down version of the porn actress look favoured by this decade’s woman … Bristol has what is known in Britain as the look of the teen mum, the ‘pramface.’ Husband Todd looks like a roughneck; Track, heading off to Iraq, appears terrified. They claim to be family obsessed while being studiously terrible at parenting. What normal father would want Levi ‘I’m a fuckin’ redneck’ Johnson prodding his daughter?”..

You don’t know where it’s been.