No, not THAT kind of infection…
Knowingly exposing others to HIV is no longer a felony in California
Check Your Onions
Gentlemen, if you’ve had the jab you might want to keep an eye on your onions. Reports indicate some potential problems.
Head on over to the open VAERS database click on the red “Search VAERS reports” box, type”covid19″ into the vax name box and “testicular” in the description box (you can leave all the other boxes empty) and hit the search button. You will be treated to all sorts of interesting stories such as:
VAERS ID: 1674289
AGE: 41 SEX: M
Intense aching in left testicle that began within an hour of receiving dose 2 of the vaccine; body aches; lethargy; headache; This is a spontaneous report from a contactable consumer, the patient. A 41-year-old male patient received the second dose of BNT162b2 (PFIZER-BIONTECH COVID-19 mRNA VACCINE; Lot Number: EW0179) via an unspecified route of administration in the left arm on 05May2021 at 15:15 (at the age of 41-years-old) as a single dose for COVID-19 immunisation. The patient had no past medical …
You can do the same thing with “erectile” in the description box for more harrowing tales like:
VAERS ID: 1675035
ONSET: 4 days AGE: 20 SEX: M
Coldness in my left arm, balls were achy for two days, got little red marks on my arms, a little blood when I wiped one time, blood in nose, muscle spasms, pain in fingertips, a twitch in my right eye that comes and goes, can’t get hard, left thumb turned blue for a second, fingers were white when I got out of the shower, back pain.
Now it’s important to note that the VAERS system does not confirm the cause of things all by itself but it is a piece of the puzzle and an early warning system. There is a CDC disclaimer in another red box in the top left corner of the page that goes over what it does and does not do. People like to cherry pick a sentence out of it here and there but really you should read the whole thing.
Come back Nicki!
Are You Feeling Better Yet?
When the head of your local rape crisis centre is a trans woman:
Wadhwa, a self-styled “strategic thinker,” insists that “therapy is political” – which apparently means that a woman who’s been raped by a man and then seeks help from other women will be told, on the orders of a man, that she “can’t really… recover from trauma” until she “reframes” that experience to incorporate the most modish and deranging iteration of transgender ideology. Failure to do so is “unacceptable” and will of course be “challenged.” Because priorities.
I Thought I’d Only Go Blind
‘Right-handed man’ almost masturbates to death: medical case study
This fellow redefined “mind-blowing sex” after he suffered a life-threatening stroke while repeatedly masturbating. Now, medical experts are saying he’s lucky he escaped the ultimate unhappy ending.
He should have used his left hand.
The Urinating Liberal
Amos’ wife, Regina Flores, was at his side at the Chelsea constituency office and made a heartfelt statement of support about his return to work. Amos explained that he had been dealing with the issue by taking a step back to focus on family and surround himself with a team of health professionals to create and implement a comprehensive “wellness plan” to address the “root cause” of these incidents.
“The assessments from my health team suggest that I don’t have any mental health disorder,” Amos said, explaining that his health team consisted of a psychologist, an occupational therapist, a psychotherapist, and a family doctor.
Stunning and brave.
I, Napoleon
As part of the catechism for the Church of Scientism, IFLScience introduces the correct phrase for the people who are not “birthing persons.” They are “Penis Havers.”
Carolla vs Paltrow
I wonder if they explode when they’re hot?
Carolla’s got his work cut out for him. These are already sold out.
There’s A Metaphor Here
Exploding Vagina
Girl power💪 National Post
A Texas man is suing Gwyneth Paltrow’s company Goop after buying a ‘vagina-scented’ candle that he claimed ‘exploded’ upon use.
Colby Watson, according to court documents, alleged that he had burned the candle, named ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ for three hours, before it ‘exploded’ and was ‘engulfed in high flames’, the Guardian reported.
Nothing To Crow About
Tyson says that a chicken shortage is partly to blame on its roosters.
Tyson cites a decline in hatchings earlier this year, saying that it made a bad decision on the male it uses for breeding. It is now in the process of swapping out that type of rooster but says that reverting back will take some time.
Is Viagra the Cure?
From Web MD
COVID-19 increases the risk of developing erectile dysfunction (ED) by nearly six times, according to data from the first study to investigate the association between ED and COVID-19 in young men in a real-life setting.
The preliminary numbers also indicated that having ED also increased men’s susceptibility to SARS-CoV-2 infection. Men with ED are more than five times more likely to have COVID-19.
Remember last week when we found out that covid was primarily a vascular disease?
Liberal Exposed!
The naked truth…
From Globe and Mail
Liberal MP caught naked during House of Commons video conference
William Amos, who has represented the Quebec riding of Pontiac since 2015, appeared on the screens of his fellow members of Parliament completely naked Wednesday,
A screenshot obtained by The Canadian Press shows him standing between the Quebec and Canadian flags, his private parts hidden, in what appears to be his office.
Standing on guard for thee.
Dick Move
First They Came For The Swastikas…
Bottom Story Of The Day
Guests at gay sex party where Hungarian MEP was arrested thought cops were ‘part of the fun’ and ‘tried to undo their pants’
This Is CNN
………Aaaaaand there’s more.
According to two sources, Toobin was seen masturbating in what was supposed to be a 10-minute “strategy session” along party lines, but that it “seemed like Toobin was on a second video call.”
Wuhan Screw
Wear a mask while having sex, Canada’s top doctor suggests.
Come Back, Pizzagate!
All is forgiven: Epstein Files Unsealed.
I suppose this is the end of #metoo.
Comey was director then…
You know he knew this.
— Drama Shep (@SadPuppy15) July 31, 2020
[ Insert 6 Foot Pole Joke Here ]
The British Columbia government is encouraging you to use glory holes to prevent the spread of COVID-19. https://t.co/VTUmnmGi0K pic.twitter.com/8woS5NXExX
— Andrew Lawton (@AndrewLawton) July 21, 2020