What Would We Do Without Experts?

15 Replies to “What Would We Do Without Experts?”

1. LOL @ “Wine-tasting notes of agony.”

2. Ride a motorcycle? Wasp inside helmet … two out of three right there.

3. I was thinking someplace dry where there was no mud around. Boy, was I way off.

4. What??? No takers for the vulva? Is it because only female bees sting and they are gender friendly? Or gals are just waaayyyy smarter and have better things to do???

5. I used to keep honeybees the worst one I ever got was on the funnybone of my left arm.. It was almost 3 days before I could use that arm.. Anyone who deliberately stings themselves just to test pain is mental.. And on the penis.. He’s a tard..

6. Used to enjoy being stung by bees, helped my shoulder injury and joint pains.
   Had to stop because the little pollinators are dying off.

7. On the shaft, seems up a little further would have been near suicide or off the meat to the two veg?
   Aren’t there arthritis bee sting treatments for the knees

8. I will take a vulva if you have some spares lying around.

9. Apiterapi generally used to relieve rheumatic disorders, colds, flu, one vein, to serious illnesses, such as high blood pressure, diabetes, and cancer.
   This method is also claimed to be effective for treating degenerative diseases, such as stroke. In practice apipuntur, told Dr. Adji,
   bee stings are inserted into the body in two ways, namely (direct bee sting) and passing shots containing bee venom.

10. I thought the commenter that noted the only test subject was (one) Michael Smith so the results wouldn’t be considered “robust” was a comment I need to see more often.
    8 years past, I worked with a guy in Regina that was soldering some copper above him and had a tiny drop of molten solder fall onto the white of his eye. He described it as feeling like he’d had a baby through his eye socket and I don’t recall how many days off he got for that, nor how he could compare it to anything as beautiful as childbirth. Putting bee sting into one’s eye? wut?
    Last autumn I had a close experience to that, the molten solder falling behind safety glasses about 1 cm below my eye, onto that really thin skin. My mouth opened like I was going to say something, but don’t recall hearing me say anything. More importantly, I didn’t fall off the ladder, and another day of… “no leaks”.

11. Is this a new gay practice. Such as gerbils up the bum?
    Now we have people stinging their penises with bee’s venom.

12. I was in a meeting with two ladies when all of a sudden there was a sharp pain near the family jewels area.
    The ladies got an impromptu jumping strip show as the pants were pulled down and a fair size wasp came out of the left pocket.
    I think I was wearing killer bunny boxers….
    As Maxwell Smart would say “Missed it by that much!”
    Ohh….No five dollar bills were stuffed into my boxers…

13. I recall seein’ an associate get fire ant’s in his pants….I was at a loss as what was transpiring but our companions, a coupla southern gals caught on quick and ripped his pants off and made a quick and thorough examination and elimination of any still attached critters. They were all business…
    Buddy was in too much pain to get…excited….same with the sympathetic ladies (they called them “far ants”). Both later recounted similar experiences….
    The collective opinion……the pain was a 12 on a 1-10 scale.

14. I was cutting up some very small Hungarian peppers, red ones. I washed my hands four times and then made the mistake of touching my eye.
    I have been stung by wasps about three times. Once the center of the back while on a ladder picking apples, not so bad. The wrist, felt like it was hit by a baseball bat. The upper pinna of my ear, burning sensation. Pepper juice in the eye still outdid them all.

15. A beautiful woman rushed into the pro shop blubbering and lamenting about a very painful bee sting.
    The pro asked where she had been stung. She cried that it was in between the first and second hole.
    The pro replied; “Your stance is too wide.”