As part of the catechism for the Church of Scientism, IFLScience introduces the correct phrase for the people who are not “birthing persons.” They are “Penis Havers.”
As part of the catechism for the Church of Scientism, IFLScience introduces the correct phrase for the people who are not “birthing persons.” They are “Penis Havers.”
Not that I am a ‘wokeness expert’, but isn’t “penis havers” the one thing these crazies have actually gotten correct? I mean, countless male Conservative politicians have clearly proven you no longer need balls to claim you are a man.
CO, you owe me a cup of coffee and I will send the bill for the restoration for the coffee projectile launch on my phone!
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Conservative politicians have clearly proven you no longer need balls to claim you are a man.
I was about to say the same thing about Prinz Dummkopf. Then again, he’s the one who stuff socks down the front of his pants, right?
What if your penis has been halved? Or, even, holed?
“…countless male Conservative politicians have clearly proven you no longer need balls to claim you are a man.”
Careful. Or you’ll set off Unme’s favourite center-fold.
Not to be too technical, but I am pretty sure these birthing persons all have had a penis or two or more.
Timely topic, Pride week begins today. Fathers’ Day is Sunday.
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Yeah.
And Black Lives Flag Displays are coming on The 4th of July.
Sorry son’s of a Bitches,
No offense to any of your dog’s Kate.
We were killing the wrong people in Afghanistan.
A question was posed at the link: “In an Ask Reddit thread, hordes of penis-havers dived in to give their response to the age-old question: What’s the most annoying thing about having a penis?”
Speaking only for myself, I’m tired of using a gym bag as a jockstrap.
Do you need earplugs for the clanking, too? 😀
Gif’s won’t show up.
Ear plugs- Funny.
This is how insane people think. They have this elaborate construct all worked out in their heads in incredible detail. Everything has some significance that only they’re aware of right down to the colour of hat someone wears. They’re not insane, you are!
Now imagine if large groups of people were to humour someone like this and that pretty much sums up the tone of the transgender movement.
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The only advantage of becoming a transgender- When I sat on a toilet,
My Penise would not hang down into the cold water and mess-piss.
I could cross my legs without having to adjust my cockpit and balls.
And no one would ever ask me what I named my pussy.
Other than that, Fuckem.
I followed IFLS back in the day, when she actually tried to present scientific knowledge in an accessible manner. Then she went full climate-armageddon, and I haven’t been back since. Good to see she hasn’t changed her scientician ways.
“She’s Got a Penis” performance by one Ray Jessel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EngMYI95zkA
It’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking anything when I watched that. I might have had to get myself a new keyboard after that.
Thank God O wa warned before wayching this! Coffee on table ans none iny mouth. So funny!
Funniest comment referred to Lorena Bobbit as the most famous penis “halver”.
Or a Pu**y Penetrator. That’s my answer next time I’m asked.
Of course, one could always borrow a term from the oil industry: downhole tool.
And, yes, there is such a thing. When a well is drilled, a DHT is usually sent down to check if there’s any oil and/or gas present and there are several ways that can be done. Even after the well is producing, they’re checked the same way to determine how much is left in that part of the formation.
I got nuthin to add. Unfreaking believable.
I wonder about how many of the advocates of such insanity are jokesters trying to ferret out all the compliant idiots who will regurgitate the equivalent of seeing the emperors clothes in similar fashion to the scammers of modern art such as the invisible sculpture.
I knew a very friendly girl who liked to have a lot of penis.
She was marriage material, but I was too young at the time…
Dear Penis https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqttbRlJUQ
so my parents were well ahead of the curve, they named my one brother DICK, and he was not a birther person.
“Sperm donor” has always been my fallback.
How dare they. Do they not know that not every father / man has a penis? They only need to really really want to be a father.
How about:
– Inseminator
– Infiltrator
– Natural Turkey Baster
For some reason, I’m reminded of this bit from the movie Zardoz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWeyUTBkTss
The film, by the way, is one of the weirdest I’ve ever seen. I mean, Sean Connery wearing a ponytail, dressed in nothing but a jockstrap? Yeah, you’ve got to see it to believe it.