Girl power💪 National Post
A Texas man is suing Gwyneth Paltrow’s company Goop after buying a ‘vagina-scented’ candle that he claimed ‘exploded’ upon use.
Colby Watson, according to court documents, alleged that he had burned the candle, named ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ for three hours, before it ‘exploded’ and was ‘engulfed in high flames’, the Guardian reported.
Isn’t that a Hardy Boy Book? – The Curse of the Exploding Vagina
Forgot to remove the batteries before lighting…
Filed under ‘Headlines That I Was Not Expecting’.
Poor bugger doesn’t recognize a “Squirt” when he sees one!
Where was he burning said candle when it exploded? Hopefully not near any vital organs …
Now why anyone would anyone buy a candle that smells like turdo la doo and Pinky No’Tool?
+++++++LMAO!
Anyone dumb enough to buy a Vag candle shouldn’t blame the maker cuz they were playing Blue Angels.
A Texas man is suing Gwyneth Paltrow’s company Goop after buying a ‘vagina-scented’ candle that he claimed ‘exploded’ upon use. Isn’t the vagina supposed to “explode” upon use?
A feature, not a bug
Hahahahaha ha ha
If you possess the skill
what this world is coming to
Reminds me of one of my all-time fave jokes that was a killer at cocktail parties years ago….
PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!!!
https://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/71656/blind-wood-tester
And that’s not even the joke that once got me slapped by a co-worker’s wife.
^ Priceless joke at the link.
Ha!
Good one!!!
Please link the face slapper.
Isn’t a kitty scented candlestick a bit ironic given it’s shape? Did it take a full 20 minutes to burst into flames or was it premature and the wax went instantly soft? What’s the next phase for Gwyneth? Goopy odorous sticks of dynamite? Who the heck would ever buy something with that stink? Reminds me of Phoebe’s “Smelly Cat” song from “Friends”. Ick.
Having never been a ‘Friends’ fan … I’m reminded of Jerry’s car that was permanently tainted by the smell of a valet parking attendants BO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pEhqiCD27E
I doubt they could get past the censors in the 1980’s had Jerry’s car smelled of Gweneth’s cooch. Today? No problem.
I have visions of the ending to the movie Dr. Strangelove…..
This is basic common sense for any candle in a jar. Burn it too long, and the wax on top melts, heats up, and the thermal differential between the hot wax at the top of the candle and the colder wax at the bottom can cause the glass jar to crack or shatter due to uneven thermal expansion. Or the top wax becomes so liquid the wick drifts until it comes close to the glass jar and the same thing happens. End result, you get burning hot, possibly flaming hot wax and a burning wick scattered around where the candle is.
Reminds me of an ancient joke.
“ Do you smoke after sex? “
“ I don’t know, I’ve never looked. “
If it doesn’t sting when he pees he got off easy.
Get a woman, already. If not possible, fix yourself up!
His tongue has burnt.
It’s an intelligence test.
If you bought that candle you flunked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
It could been worse. He could’ve eaten some carbs.
This whole thing is beyond disgusting. What the hell are we coming to.
What’s next a Hillary Clinton Foot-Odor Candle for the avowed leftist.
I too want a new planet.
and it isn’t even Billy Klinton we are talking about!