Carolla’s got his work cut out for him. These are already sold out.
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Awesome & nutty.
Working on my own scented stick called: My Dawg’s Arse.
Ever have company that just won’t leave your blanking house? With Covid ending you will soon.
The Bouvier des Flandres inspired incense will get them out in a hurry.
Its a wonderful combo of garlicky sulfur and shit.
Works on mosquitoes and is especially offensive to Karens.
I’m waiting for the … “Schwetty Carolla Ball cookies”. Which I understand are “seasonal”
With a hint of tuna.
Reminds me of a joke from junior high.
“Have you smelled moth balls?”
“Yes.”
“How did you get your nose between his legs?”
Or another golden oldie.
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market. Good morning ladies
Really? My first thought was that someone needs to get that Moth some Batting Coach deodorant. You haven’t heard of it? It’s formulated to prevent foul balls.
Lord, she probably thinks her urine is as pure as holy water.
Maybe start accepting bids from fancy bottle manufacturers.
Awesome & nutty.
Working on my own scented stick called: My Dawg’s Arse.
Ever have company that just won’t leave your blanking house? With Covid ending you will soon.
The Bouvier des Flandres inspired incense will get them out in a hurry.
Its a wonderful combo of garlicky sulfur and shit.
Works on mosquitoes and is especially offensive to Karens.
I’m waiting for the … “Schwetty Carolla Ball cookies”. Which I understand are “seasonal”
With a hint of tuna.
Reminds me of a joke from junior high.
“Have you smelled moth balls?”
“Yes.”
“How did you get your nose between his legs?”
Or another golden oldie.
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market. Good morning ladies
Really? My first thought was that someone needs to get that Moth some Batting Coach deodorant. You haven’t heard of it? It’s formulated to prevent foul balls.
Lord, she probably thinks her urine is as pure as holy water.
Maybe start accepting bids from fancy bottle manufacturers.
To quote the infamous Jim Varney…. “Eeeeuuuww!”
My gift to humanity..