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Blacklock’s- Tips On How To Talk To USA

The Canadian Embassy in Washington hired a US$2,000-an hour consultant for tips on how to talk to Americans, records show. It followed then-Foreign Minister Mélanie Joly’s boast that Canadian diplomats had expertise that “goes deep at different levels of American society.”

Signal Group Consulting LLC, a Washington contractor. was hired at US$6,000 plus expenses for three hours’ worth of advice on “interview preparation with a conservative slant,” “right wing message analysis of the Ambassador’s recent TV interviews” and an “explanation of right wing messaging.”

YVR to be First Airport in Canada to Offer Therapy Ponies

All mentally ill people – ex. Woke Leftists – who are flying should definitely prioritize going through Vancouver’s airport:

If you’re one of the millions of Canadians who find flying to be stressful, would a little neigh help you get on your way?

It’s a bet Vancouver International Airport (YVR) is making as it introduces a pair of new therapy ponies it hopes to have on site two to three days a week to help soothe travellers’ nerves.

The airport has long featured therapy dogs, but YVR chief experience officer Eric Pateman said it recently connected with Green Acres Therapy Horses in Delta and decided it could do more for the 80 per cent of passengers who find airports stressful.

“We wanted to up our game,” he said.

“And thought what a cool opportunity to bring something that is a little bit different into the airport. They bring a whole new energy and as you can probably see behind me, a whole new level of engagement.”

Here’s an alternate take: If you feel you need a “therapy pony” to get through your flight experience, you should not be flying!

Insane Predictions

So a warming climate will diminish crop yields? I guess that’s why corn yields in Manitoba are currently so much higher than corn yields in Iowa….oh, wait….

And if carbon pollution worsens, the loss of calories across the same six staples — corn, wheat, rice, soybeans, sorghum and cassava — rises to nearly a quarter by century’s end, the researchers reported in Nature.

More generally, every additional degree Celsius of warming reduces the world’s ability to produce food from these crops by 120 calories per person per day, or nearly five percent of current daily consumption, they calculated.

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