Spiked- London is in trouble and there’s no point denying it
A new high-status opinion just dropped: London is fine. From their converted Edwardian houses in the leafy suburbs where you won’t get a burger for less than 15 quid, London’s preening opinion-shapers have taken to X to say all is well in the capital.
What’s Trump banging on about? The so-called “crimes” of London are “victimless” crimes. Shoplifting, Fare evasion, moto-Ped cell phone swapping … whipping out your schlong on the tube, showing the white children how bushmen are endowed … getting your schlong sukked by a random mutant in a public restroom … all “victimless crimes”.
The language of crime has been modified … please make a note of it. George Floyd? Resisting arrest? Nah, he was having an hours-long “medical emergency”. He was passing counterfeit bills? Says who? He was never convicted of that … on this occasion.
“Victimless Crimes” are very much like
“Non-essential” businesses during COVID.
Just shut up and learn the ‘new language’ of our urban existence. Yes, your souvlaki stand has been deemed “non-essential” … however the Food Court at COSTCO is still urgently needed. Stolen bags of crisps are the new “reparations” … Reparations all you taxpaying, wage slave workers will PAY FOR because the white men did something bad 200 years ago. But it’s only a small price you are paying … literally just pennies of loss-prevention inflation per item. Nobody gets hurt. It’s “victimless”