We Don’t Need No Smoking Sparky Cycles
Reducing our carbon footprint, one smoldering corpse at a time.
Four times a week on average, an e-bike or e-scooter battery catches fire in New York City.
These bikes when they fail, they fail like a blowtorch,” said Dan Flynn, the chief fire marshal at the New York Fire Department. “We’ve seen incidents where people have described them as explosive — incidents where they actually have so much power, they’re actually blowing walls down in between rooms and apartments.”
As of Friday, the FDNY investigated 174 battery fires, putting 2022 on track to double the number of fires that occurred last year (104) and quadruple the number from 2020 (44). So far this year, six people have died in e-bike-related fires and 93 people were injured, up from four deaths and 79 injuries last year.
h/t Raymond
TRY JUMPER CABLES
I’m right in this turn lane in Longmont, Colorado and there’s no way to do a hard reboot on this system…
“Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth”
Ex-NYC Transit boss Sarah Feinberg assaulted in unprovoked attack near subway stop;
Feinberg, who appealed for more cops assigned to the subways last year amid a crime surge, was sucker-punched at the corner of West 21st Street and 6th Avenue, near the F train at 23rd Street at 1:15 p.m. Oct. 20.
The attacker was walking the wrong way in a bike lane and suddenly turned around and punched Feinberg in the face, a source familiar with the case said.
For those wondering,
Feinberg spent a number of years on Capitol Hill beginning in 1999, including working for the Senate Veterans Affairs Committee, as the communications director for the House Democratic Caucus, the press secretary at the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, and the national press secretary to then-Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle.[4][1][9][7]
From 2009-10, she served in the Obama administration as special assistant to the president, and senior advisor to White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.[4][5]
Update: I should steal this. Nevermind, I did. I have the best readers.
Perhaps I Was Wrong.
Sandy Hook might have been a hoax after all.
Sandy Hook families said a Connecticut judge should impose “the highest possible punitive damages” for Alex Jones, suggesting by one calculation that could be as high as $2.75 trillion.
We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Cars
This summer my 2002 Chev Astro van turned over 350,000km. I’ve put 270K of those on it myself after buying it used in 2013 – for $7.500.
But what would someone like me know about the economics of driving?
Some electric car owners, especially those with earlier models, have been shocked to find out how much it costs to replace their batteries.
“I don’t understand why they make the battery so expensive when you have to change it,” Scarborough resident Phyllis Lau said, who owns a 2018 KIA Soul all-electric vehicle.
Lau’s electric SUV came with a warranty for the battery that covers 160,000 km, or eight years, whichever comes first.
The family said this year their vehicle clocked in more than 170,000 kilometres, which put them outside the warranty period when the battery failed.
When the vehicle wouldn’t work, Lau took it to her local dealership and was told it needed a battery replacement. With the new battery, labour and taxes, she said it would cost about $23,000.
Cute paperweight you got there.
Goodness! Gracious!
A rising number of fires caused by lithium-ion batteries has spurred New York City’s public housing authority to propose entirely banning e-bikes from their buildings. But the causes are not so simple, the solutions fiendishly complex, and the repercussions potentially devastating to thousands of hard-pressed delivery workers.
New York City firefighters have responded to 26 battery-based fires in public housing since 2021, according to reporting from The City. That includes fires in early August that killed a 5-year-old girl and 36-year-old woman in Harlem, and a death and injury in The Bronx. And battery-based fires are rising elsewhere in the city resulting in 73 injuries and five deaths, according to Canary Media, with 130 investigations so far this year. It’s a sharp upturn from 104 battery fire calls the year before, 44 in 2020, and 30 in 2019.
We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Cars
“So here are 5 coal miners pushing a battery car to the coal mine to charge up.”
We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Cars
Just 70K miles. Maybe it’s best they go up in flames, after all.
Related, from the comments;
So I may or may not work for a foreign car company 🙂 . Biden’s recently passed “climate bill” eliminates tax credits for foreign manufactured EVs. Customers now canceling EV pre-orders in droves, with boatloads of refund $ now flooding out the door. In a way I absolutely love it because the company is infested with Biden voters, they’re constantly virtue signaling their alliance with wokesterism, all the millennials have their personal pronouns in their email signature, and “DEI” is all the rage.
What’s the phrase? “Get ******” lol
Nothing To See Here
Armstrong Economics- Judge Seals Middleton Case
Middleton is the main link between Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein. Days after Ghislaine Maxwell revealed she would unveil her client list for a reduced sentence, Middleton suddenly died at the age of 59.
The death was ruled a suicide. Middleton allegedly traveled 30 miles from his home to a ranch that he never had reportedly visited. He hung himself from a tree and simultaneously shot himself in the chest with a shotgun. The sheriff at the scene immediately claimed there would be no investigation.
Emphasis mine.
O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas
We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Cars
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Source Facebook post here.
Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 30 Disgruntled Toronto Journos Into Your Car
Come to Saskatchewan.
Buy a truck.
And you too, can enjoy the bliss of giving zero fucks about the TTC. https://t.co/ABclyKjMKn— Katewerk (@katewerk) July 20, 2022
We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Cars
…at this point, I owe the universe an apology. A few weeks ago, The Wall Street Journal published a piece about an EV road trip gone awry. The headline says it all: “I Rented an Electric Car for a Four-Day Road Trip. I Spent More Time Charging It Than I Did Sleeping.”
As a smug EV evangelist and self-proclaimed EV expert, I rolled my eyes. “They just didn’t plan well enough,” I thought to myself, not realizing I was merely hoisting myself on my own petard. A few weeks later, it was time to drive from DC to Watkins Glen in the Finger Lakes region of New York, this time in a BMW iX. And despite plenty of planning, I still spent almost as much time stationary, arguing with charging machinery, as I did actually pulling electrons into the car’s battery pack throughout the 600-mile journey.
We Don’t Need No Burning Rings Of Fire
Now Is The Time At SDA When We Take Him To The Train Station
Environment Minister Steven Guilbeault, November, 2021;
Canadians have given us an extremely ambitious climate mandate. That in itself is a sign of progress. As a lifelong environmentalist, I feel the responsibility of those expectations. […] International climate conferences just raise the stakes. I’ll be travelling across the country by train early in the new year to speak with as many Canadians as possible about taking our country’s climate ambitions to the next level, here in Canada and for the next COP.
Environment Minister Steven Guilbeault, July 2022;
Guilbeault’s office confirmed Tuesday that the minister’s ambitious early-2022 train tour plan didn’t happen in part because of the sixth COVID-19 wave, but also because Via Rail simply was not offering the required service levels to make it possible.
Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 30 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car
If you live in Ottawa, you heard last week that that driver of the LRT train that derailed last September, shutting the line down for weeks, had been distracted because he was talking to dispatch about an overpowering stench of human feces on the train — a stench that OC Transpo swore blind for months did not exist.
Rising Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 30 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car
I’m not eating bugs, I’m not living in a pod, and I’m not taking the train.
NYC is an asylum. pic.twitter.com/lH333H8KwS
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) July 1, 2022
The World Needs More Italy
Story here.





