18 Replies to “Asteroid, Take Us Now”

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      Well, didn’t King Chuck express a desire to
      be Camilla’s feminine hygiene product?

      Love is funny, huh?

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  1. So…. Is the location of the ashes: a) a place the deceased frequented, and chosen as the final resting place of the deceased by mutual consent? b) a sign of extreme affection for the deceased? c) meant as a punishment for the deceased, deserved or otherwise?

    It is certainly an anal annal…

    1. She says ‘It was his favourite place and he spent a lot of time there”

      Part of me was hoping she had it in a chain around her neck, but no such luck

      Ps. She’d be kinda hot if you can get past the 3″ anus (looks better in video)

  2. Come on, don’t tell me any self-respecting sailor hasn’t picked up a chick with an ash-containing Butt plug. If he’s lucky.

  3. Ma’am … please empty your pockets, and put your keys in the tray. Ma’am … we’re still detecting metal in your pants … please empty your anus in the trayyyayyyyayy … NO! Please don’t!!

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