Deeply Troubling

Utterly shocking (:

Developing countries were today shocked by new UN data showing that rich nations will be able to increase their carbon emissions by up to 8% if they take advantage of a series of major loopholes in their pledges.
Instead of reducing emissions by a minimum of 30-40% by 2020 and holding temperatures to a rise of 2C – as many campaigners hoped the Copenhagen climate summit in December would achieve – many rich countries would not need to make any domestic cuts to stay within the legal limits of a new global climate deal being negotiated at resumed UN talks in Bonn this week.
The figures, which are far higher than expected, could be achieved by a series of carbon accountancy tricks and devices including:

… keep reading.

Just Milk

In a surprising development, two senior Saudi clerics today said that Saudi Arabia’s women should give their breast milk to male colleagues and acquaintances in order to safeguard the Islamic law that forbids mixing between the sexes. The clerics, however, failed to reach an agreement among each other on how the milk should be conveyed.

… just wondering, how does this apply to 9 year old wives?
Update: Satire?
Supposedly not … Back Story

Little Known Israeli Group

… has a little fun with aid:

More Latma.
Not so funny … an “aid shipment” intercepted last year … CLICK.
Charles from June 4:

But as Leslie Gelb, former president of the Council on Foreign Relations, writes, the blockade is not just perfectly rational, it is perfectly legal. Gaza under Hamas is a self-declared enemy of Israel — a declaration backed up by more than 4,000 rockets fired at Israeli civilian territory. Yet having pledged itself to unceasing belligerency, Hamas claims victimhood when Israel imposes a blockade to prevent Hamas from arming itself with still more rockets.
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Oh, but weren’t the Gaza-bound ships on a mission of humanitarian relief? No. Otherwise they would have accepted Israel’s offer to bring their supplies to an Israeli port, be inspected for military materiel and have the rest trucked by Israel into Gaza — as every week 10,000 tons of food, medicine and other humanitarian supplies are sent by Israel to Gaza.
Why was the offer refused? Because, as organizer Greta Berlin admitted, the flotilla was not about humanitarian relief but about breaking the blockade, i.e., ending Israel’s inspection regime, which would mean unlimited shipping into Gaza and thus the unlimited arming of Hamas.
Israel has already twice intercepted ships laden with Iranian arms destined for Hezbollah and Gaza. What country would allow that?

Reader Tips

In a Reader Tip thread a few weeks ago commenter Black Mamba referred to Baker Street’s “horrible, catchy, self-enchanted, faux-passionate, gloopy saxophone bit.” The description was apt. Tonight, as a palate cleanser, we offer up a soothing saxophone poultice in the form of a Duke Ellington song which showcases the end-of-the-world expressive skills of the late Johnny Hodges. Do yourself a favour and listen to this one: from his 1960 album Blues In Orbit, here’s Duke Ellington and his band playing the deep, achingly beautiful Brown Penny.
You are invited, as always, to provide your Reader Tips in the comments.

The Jones Act

Business Insider;

According to Foreign Policy, thirteen entities that had offered the U.S. oil spill assistance within about two weeks of the Horizon rig explosion. They were the governments of Canada, Croatia, France, Germany, Ireland, Mexico, the Netherlands, Norway, Romania, Republic of Korea, Spain, Sweden, the United Kingdom, and the United Nations.
The U.S. response – Thank you, but no thank you, we’ve got it.

h/t Paul Sepe
More picture perfect crisis management. (h/t Joe)

Peacocks Pecking Each Other’s Eyes Out

That a Canadian soldier should die for the guano that passes for politics in Canada today makes me cringe. What kind of morally bankrupt country sends its men to die while at the same time telling the enemy the date they are quitting? Harper and the other party leaders make President Obama seem like Patton. Even most of Canada’s NATO allies, who have far less domestic support, are for now sticking it out.
When I said goodbye to my son last winter, I was potentially bidding him farewell forever … I was witnessing a willing young man entering a field of battle for his country, for Afghans, and for himself and his mates. I watched the weeping mothers and girl friends and children, clinging to their warriors for perhaps the last time, and I realized then how utterly undeserving the bickering hacks that abide in Ottawa are of those who do their bidding.
Imagine being the parent of a child fighting in a deadly conflict where your own government has already issued a best-before date.

… the rest @ Cjunk.

Our Betters Know Better

Long live the Queen!

Prince Charles yesterday urged the world to follow Islamic ‘spiritual principles’ in order to protect the environment.
In an hour-long speech, the heir to the throne argued that man’s destruction of the world was contrary to the scriptures of all religions – but particularly those of Islam.
He said the current ‘division’ between man and nature had been caused not just by industrialisation, but also by our attitude to the environment – which goes against the grain of ‘sacred traditions’.

Al Reuters Fauxtocropping

Fox News;

The news agency reacted to questions raised by an American blogger who showed that Reuters’ photo service edited out knives and blood traces from pictures taken aboard the activist ship Mavi Marmara during a clash with Israeli commandos last week. Nine people were killed and scores were injured in the clash.
The pictures of the fight were released by IHH, the Turkish-based group that sponsored the six-ship fleet that tried to break Israel’s blockade of Gaza.
In one photo, an Israeli commando is shown lying on the deck of the ship, surrounded by activists. The uncut photo released by IHH shows the hand of an unidentified activist holding a knife. But in the Reuters photo, the hand is visible but the knife has been edited out.

Reader Tips

It’s been said that the definition of a gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion but refrains from doing so. This rule of thumb certainly doesn’t apply to Belgian-French accordionist Gus Viseur, whose musette-style accordion music turns everyone within earshot into a continental sophisticate. So grab a seat at a sidewalk cafe, order a glass of red, stick a lit Gauloises in the corner of your mouth, and dim your eyelids in a world-weary way as you watch the world go by to the accompaniment of Gus (Gustave-Joseph) Viseur and his group, as they breeze their way through Django Reinhardt’s Djangologie.
Don’t mind the video dropouts – it’s the terroir, non?
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The wisdom of those who wish to rule

Economics professor Daniel B. Klein and Zogby researcher Zeljka Buturovic recently surveyed nearly 5,000 people who variously self-identified as progressive/very liberal, liberal, moderate, conservative, very conservative, and libertarian. Respondents were asked to answer eight questions about basic economics. Responses were rated not on their adherence to any particular left/right ideological view, but in terms of their knowledge of basic, observable, real-world cause-and-effect. Rather than looking at correct responses, or at responses that could be seen as arguably correct, the researchers focused on the responses that were, as they put it, “flatly unenlightened“:

How did the six ideological groups do overall? Here they are, best to worst, with an average number of incorrect responses from 0 to 8: Very conservative, 1.30; Libertarian, 1.38; Conservative, 1.67; Moderate, 3.67; Liberal, 4.69; Progressive/very liberal, 5.26.

Americans in the first three categories do reasonably well. But the left has trouble squaring economic thinking with their political psychology, morals and aesthetics.

Yes, the same left who relentlessly campaign to establish an economic caliphate with them in charge.
This next finding goes a long way towards explaining the current state of affairs in the US:

The survey also asked about party affiliation. Those responding Democratic averaged 4.59 incorrect answers. Republicans averaged 1.61 incorrect, and Libertarians 1.26 incorrect.

(h/t ghostofaflea)

That Sinking Feeling

… can’t be a good thing when almost 80% of Ontario’s trade is with a country happily crushing itself in debt:

President Obama’s budget forecast reflects a cock-eyed optimism about our fiscal future, yet even it projects total U.S. debt will rise from 2009’s 53 percent of GDP to 90 percent by 2019. “Most economists,” Sen. Judd Gregg (R., N.H.) notes, “will tell you that an economy can handle between 30 and 40 percent debt as a percentage of GDP. But a nation’s economy starts to get into trouble when that ratio gets up around 60 percent of GDP. When it gets up to 80 percent of GDP, basically an economy can’t handle that for very long.”
The day of reckoning may already be here, according to a new study by the International Monetary Fund. It pegs our “general government gross debt” for 2010 at 92.6 percent of GDP. By 2014, the IMF estimates, government debt will pass the 100 percent–of–GDP tipping point (hitting 106.4 percent to be exact) and keep on going. To forestall a Greece-like fiscal catastrophe, the IMF says, lawmakers must act now to reduce government debt by more than $1.6 trillion. Instead, Congress is looking to pass an “extenders” bill that will run up hundreds of billions more in debt.

… the whole dangerous state of affairs is made all the more bizarre when one realizes that Ontario, among other provinces, is bound and determined to join its main trading partner in leaping off the debt cliff.

Thugs

How sporting would you say this was?

The Ontario Teachers’ Federation says it objects “in the strongest possible terms” to Nipissing University’s plan to confer an honorary degree on former Ontario premier Mike Harris — going so far as to suggest its members will not place the university’s student teachers if the ceremony goes ahead.

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[Association President, Reno Melatti] said some teachers have indicated that they may “reconsider” accepting student teachers from the university for their mandatory placements in schools.

Mr Melatti’s list of demands, ahem, letter of protest to the Nipissing U Board of Governors can be found here.

The World Is Being Run By Crazy People

For once I agree with Jack Layton. This is bizarre.

Health Canada has earmarked more than $1.2 million for its summit work. That includes assigning environmental health officers “to supervise food preparation areas and procedures to ensure that proper sanitation and food safety measures are respected,” a department spokesperson said.
[… while ]
Ten officials and tourism executives dialed in by conference call to defend the [fake lake] project.
“The media centre for us is a chance to showcase Muskoka. We’re really excited about it,” said Michael Lawley, executive director of Muskoka Tourism.
The government also provided a breakdown of the costs for the exhibit: $208,187 for the ‘northern oasis;’ $218,000 for a cafeteria area; $$292,000 for the cityscape; $147,000 for audio-visual; $398,000 for labour; and $407,000 for the design and consultation.

Fire them all. And then fire 20 more as a warning to others.

Reader Tips

American actor Jim Backus, perhaps best known for his portrayal of slightly-addled upper-crust gentleman Thurston Howell III in the 1960’s sitcom Gilligan’s Island, had other famous roles as well. He was the voice of the bumbling, good-natured cartoon character Mr. Magoo, and he co-starred in the iconic Academy Award-winning film Rebel Without A Cause in which he played a cursedly ineffectual father whose bourgeois conformity drove his son, played by James Dean, into paroxysms of incoherent, scenery-chewing rage.
Backus also released two novelty singles, one of which is tonight’s musical selection. The humor in the odd little soundtrack-vignette stems from both its lack of context – all you can glean is that an unnamed man and woman are drinking champagne at a cozy table in a restaurant – and, especially, from the over-the-top giddiness of the euphorically tipsy couple, who give the impression that they’ve gotten away with something spectacular, perhaps a cleverly-engineered tryst.
From 1958, here’s Jim Backus and an unidentified actress performing the cartoonishly carefree Delicious.
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