Category: Penis News

We Need A Famine

New York Post;

The man accused of attempting to blow up both the Republican and Democratic National Committees in Washington, DC on Jan 5. 2021 was a highly active My Little Pony fan.

Brian Cole Jr., 30, was seemingly obsessed with the toys — marketed at young girls — creating art of plastic pony dolls, remixes of songs about them, and writing fan fiction dedicated to them.[..]

A former high school classmate told The Washington Post that Cole had carried a My Little Pony backpack and had been teased for it.

He Admires Their Basic Dicktatorship

National Post;

Ottawa will no longer be imposing Canadian content quotas on the pornography sector, according to new guidelines released by the Canadian Radio-television Telecommunications Commission.

Buried in a recent update to CRTC protocols is the agency’s announcement that it will no longer be requiring “certification” of adult programming.

In other words, any program “devoted to depicting explicit sexual activity” will no longer need to ensure a minimum quota of Canadians either in front of or behind the camera.[…]

The Online Streaming Act could have imposed not only quotas on the Canadian content of adult websites, but subjected them to other CRTC mandates such as closed captioning, use of Indigenous languages and quotas on the ethnic representations of performers.

I guess that means no federally mandated retard porn, either.

Oh, The Humanity

NBC- 12-year-old girl struck by sex toy thrown at WNBA game in Brooklyn; suspect sought by NYPD

Police said that, during Tuesday’s game, “an unidentified individual threw an object which struck a 12-year-old female victim in the right leg.”

Boston Globe- Throwing sex toys during WNBA games isn’t a joke. It’s sexual harassment.

Global- 4th sex toy thrown on court during WNBA game as disturbing trend continues

CBC- Sex-toy throwers at WNBA create challenges for league, players and arenas

O, Cascadia Subduction Zone

Hear my drum.

Seattle police arrested a 33-year-old man on Thursday afternoon after a chaotic and disturbing scene unfolded at a Capitol Hill Trader Joe’s, where the suspect reportedly threatened to kill people while armed with a knife, shortly after allegedly attempting to engage in a sex act with a store refrigerator.

So… It’s A Buyers Market?

Armstrong Economics- The Stripper Index

The creators of this unconventional gauge believe that June’s data indicates signs of trouble ahead, with all sex worker-related metrics declining. They found that escort pricing across the UK has declined, and Google searches for “escort” are notably down. Sadly, there is an increase in new hires in the industry as well.

For Buoyancy, Perhaps

On changing rooms, inclusiveness, and fake rubber boobs:

You see, when you’re about to get undressed in a women’s changing room and you realise you’re being watched by a balding pervert in an overtly sexual micro-thong, and with fake rubber knockers attached to his person, this is just part and parcel of being sensitive and inclusive. Apparently, we must learn to embrace modernity and its many sophistications. Especially the ladies.

The words alleyway and beating come to mind.

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