Western Standard- NORTHERN EXPOSURE: Man’s penis freezes to ground outside Fort McMurray pub
The argument spilled into the street and a fight broke out. During the altercation, the man’s pants fell down. As he tumbled to the ground, his penis became stuck to the sidewalk due to the frigid temperatures.
EMS managed to detach the man’s penis from the ice without injury or inadvertent circumcision.
Police stated, “We suspect alcohol was involved.”
Dang! And here I felt bad that years ago I stuck my tongue to a metal pole in winter! Am I alone in wishing there is a Canadian “Christmas Story” with a Flick scene in the works!??
You would think taking a piss might free it up. Sort of like pouring warm water on a tongue stuck to a metal pole.
Someone should try it and report back.
“Excuse me, miss, but I seem to have frozen my dick to the sidewalk. Could I ask you for a blow job to help get me going again? Thanks awfully!” Here are unexpected new dimensions in sexual harassment…
Maybe they can scrape off the foreskin remnants and make a Joostaihn clone out of it.
LOL
He got loaded
He got in a fight
His pants fell down
He wasn’t wearing underwear
His dick froze to the sidewalk
But it was all in good fun
Hey, can happen to anyone.
Not a Bobbitt?
This was news in Fort Mac?
Awful. Reminds me of when my son as a toddler stuck his tongue on a metal railing in Winnipeg in January. One of those things that makes you cringe anytime you think of it.
Pictures please. Then again, maybe not. I like the comment as to why the author prefers cannabis to alcohol.
You definitely have to watch for winter shrinkage. My case was so bad it turned into all season shrinkage.
Yet another reason not to work in EMS.