Fort McMurray, of course: EMS managed to detach the man’s penis from the ice without injury or inadvertent circumcision. He was arrested but not charged with any crime.
Fort McMurray, of course: EMS managed to detach the man’s penis from the ice without injury or inadvertent circumcision. He was arrested but not charged with any crime.
What an idiot.
Still, nice to know folk can be arrested without being charged.
That thought crossed my mind as well. Only in Canada.
This guy will already be serving a life sentence. Further punishment seems overkill.
This is why don’t dick around with Prairie winters.
… and have a tactical pee BEFORE you go outside and start fighting with someone.
Just because you’re in northern Alberta doesn’t make you Wolverine.
When I worked in Fr Mac this never happened to me, not once, nor to anyone I worked with or may have had a beverage or two with. I’m not surprised at this, but we all need to have our guard up.
Just one more sign of the decay wrought from #Libranos leadership.
Don’t need to have your guard up. Keeping your pants up should do ‘er.
Reminds me: I should go ice fishing some time.
I believe one only freezes their balls off when ice fishing … their pennnis is usually safe. Although the “trans” community has a solution … tuck-under panties for boys. You can buy them at Target … or probably Canadian Tire.
Or just use the Stevie-method … whiskey
Well, Kenji, there have been times when the whiskey got my jones into other kinds of trouble, but not as sticky as this hoser’s.
LOL! We definitely need emojis here!
When we have a cocktail in Kelowna … remind me to tell you about my Freshman HS beer goggles that landed me in an … awkward situation
Is the feller’s name Quick Stick McDick?
Ha! Yep. Stuck dikk to the pavement.
Allegedly one can detach a tongue stuck to a frigid metal pole by pouring warm water over it.
Could this guy have detached his wee-wee by taking a piss? I think that deserves investigation. I’ll need volunteers.
Doesn’t it need to be wet to stick in the first place?
Based on a true story.
Well boys I gotta tell you – I froze the Jonson when I was a colt. Out all day in blistering cold and I guess I didn’t tuck Big Jon away properly and when I reached for him he was completely numbed out. Couldn’t feel a thing. It was like he wasn’t there.
I was hours away from anywhere and put him back where he belonged, covered him up with an extra mitt and turned for home.
Of course all I could think of was Jonnie until I got back to the shack. It was a long ride home. As he warmed he started to revive and I messaged him back to life. No harm done.
And what was your message?
I’m sorry, abtrapper, but you brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for the chuckle.
You need a peter heater. Unfortunately, weasel skins are rare now-a-days.
https://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/thumb/peter-heater-rooster-crochet-pattern_400x333.jpg
Mike
That’s a little too gay for Jonni
How hard can it be?
I double dong dare ya!
And suddenly “frostbite” is an exotic sex act…