So… It’s A Buyers Market?

Armstrong Economics- The Stripper Index

The creators of this unconventional gauge believe that June’s data indicates signs of trouble ahead, with all sex worker-related metrics declining. They found that escort pricing across the UK has declined, and Google searches for “escort” are notably down. Sadly, there is an increase in new hires in the industry as well.

6 Replies to “So… It’s A Buyers Market?”

  1. Newcomers are selling little white girls they’ve groomed for sex. I’m guessing the Paki’s don’t report those stats.

  2. Is there any industry immune to cheap immigrant labor? Wait til the robots start taking jobs.

  3. Mature talent being squeezed out.

    I recall the McDonald’s hamburger (I dunno which one) index which showed the variance in prices around the planet for these

    1. “Feeling the pinch.” “Squeezed out.” We need some kind of Butthead snigger GIF, but I lack the technique.

      Although my next band will now be called Butthead Snigger GIF.

  4. “with all sex worker-related metrics declining”. Don’t come across that sentence every day.

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