Seattle police arrested a 33-year-old man on Thursday afternoon after a chaotic and disturbing scene unfolded at a Capitol Hill Trader Joe’s, where the suspect reportedly threatened to kill people while armed with a knife, shortly after allegedly attempting to engage in a sex act with a store refrigerator.
Have you met my girlfriend, she’s kind frigid…. budum!
LOL … after Kate already made me grin with the tagline … hear my drum.
Again. I blame Ken Kesey and his book/film “One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest” which portrayed mental patients as just lovable, creative, geniuses … who are just a tiny bit out of the spectrum of “normal”. Yep. Sure they are. So we closed our mental institutions.
Lovable? I didn’t get that from the book or the movie.
Alice Cooper, Cold Ethyl
https://youtu.be/_Lvh_hit4nk?t=4
People tried to restrain him, shouting, “Chill, buddy, chill!” They had no idea they were egging him on…
Har!
Well … that’s one way to get hard.
The degenerate’s name is Keelan Terrel Malone, 33. He was placed on the sex offender registry because he broke into a woman’s home and fondled her while she slept with her infant nearby.
Someone ask the SPD comedy dept. if there’s a joke in there somewhere.
Colbert is working on a “joke” right now.
Rumour has it. Colbert wanted to be a Chip and Dale dancer. During the audition, he yanked off the g-string. The manager ran onto the stage and directed him to Yuk Yuks.