Let My Monkeys Go!
Star- Monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis and AI is complicating efforts to capture them
People have reported capturing the monkeys, even posting fake pictures online to bolster the claim. But as of Monday, the monkeys remained at large, Springer said.
It would be an honour to be stabbed in the name of diversity
Satire
Titania McGrath- Why can’t we all wear stab vests?
I would go so far as to say that complaints about “knife crime” are a fascist dog-whistle. How hard is it to wear a stab vest when out in public? Stab vests are affordable, stylish and surely a small price to pay to uphold diversity and inclusion.
“Christmas is a form of structural violence”
Titania McGrath- The case against Christmas
If you’re dreaming of a white Christmas, you’re definitely racist.
This entire ‘season of goodwill’ is deeply problematic. Across the world, children are being registered on lists of ‘good’ and ‘bad’ and their behaviour rewarded according to the strategic allocation of gifts. They are being indoctrinated into capitalism without even knowing it.
Francisco- Yes, it’s satire.(barely)
America’s Target Grandma
🚨 BREAKING: @BennyJohnson and @JackPosobiec just brought Jeanie, the Target worker who was BERATED for wearing a Charlie Kirk shirt at work, up on stage at AmFest
And the crowd went absolutely WILD!
“Jeanie! Jeanie! Jeanie!”
God Bless America’s Target grandma 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/OaTBU2X3Hu
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) December 20, 2025
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Rename All The Things
CNN- Kennedy Center board votes to rename it ‘Trump Kennedy Center’
“The Kennedy Center Board of Trustees voted unanimously today to name the institution The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts,” spokeswoman Roma Daravi said in a statement, adding that the name honors Trump’s work at the center since taking over early in his second term.
Just Say No
Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms- Digital ID Petition
Digital ID programs equip governments to access your personal information.
The government should not know about your interests, beliefs, behaviours, transactions, performance, personality, or preferences.
The government should not know more about you than your friends or family.
We, the undersigned, call upon provincial and federal governments to ban digital ID programs that violate the privacy of Canadians.
h/t Scott
Mischief Is Important
National Post: The Canadian publisher of the Franklin the Turtle children’s book series condemned U.S. Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s use of the normally friendly anthropomorphic animal’s image in a “violent” meme posted to social media.
It’s going about as well as you’d expect.
Mischief Is Important
Where do I donate?
ABSOLUTE SCENES in Australia: Senator Pauline Hanson was refused permission to introduce a bill to ban the burqa.
So she decided to walk into the Senate dressed in a burqa and the leftists had a colossal meltdown.
Wonderful to watch. pic.twitter.com/SWZ5DVZW2G
— Lee Harris (@addicted2newz) November 24, 2025
Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself
Tough week to be a Democrat.
“We’re Emotionally Net Zero”
Savage
It’s Probably For The Best
I Tried To Warn Them
“If they win, they can officially be their own country,”
The Babylon Bee- Trump To Grant Canada Independence If Blue Jays Win World Series
Make Halloween Great Again!
Mischief Is Important
Mischief Is Important
As the New York City mayor’s race entered its home stretch this week, a reporter for The Times of London, Bevan Hurley, sent an email to Bill de Blasio.He wanted to know what the former mayor of New York City thought about the upcoming race.
Mischief Is Important
