Titania McGrath- The case against Christmas
If you’re dreaming of a white Christmas, you’re definitely racist.
This entire ‘season of goodwill’ is deeply problematic. Across the world, children are being registered on lists of ‘good’ and ‘bad’ and their behaviour rewarded according to the strategic allocation of gifts. They are being indoctrinated into capitalism without even knowing it.
Francisco- Yes, it’s satire.(barely)

Francisco- Yes, it’s satire.(barely)
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It used to be that satire and parody could be subtle. It was clever. But, in today’s climate it needs to be so far over the top that it takes a little of the enjoyment out of it.
Just wait until some guy figures out how to defeat cancer, and his wife’s geraniums get trampled by all the protestors in front of his home lamenting his contribution of overpopulation.
The War against Christmas is not doing well this year. Much as ‘police body cams’ have turned into ‘black fatigue’ and ‘beat down theatre’, one can only wonder what this myopic attack will lead to, society wise. Stay tuned.
With respect to what is not satire, I’m seeing a LOT of Leftoids lecturing non-Leftoids about passages in the bible and “what Christ would want”. Thanks, commies, but I’m not going to accept any of your pathetic moral judgements about anything. This is quite similar to calling anyone who disagrees with them [AT ALL] a far-right zealot, a Nazi, a bigot, an Islamophobe, a transphobe, etc. NONE of these attacks have ANY effect anymore. But some of them are too stupid to realize it.
When they agree that there are such things as facts and conjectures, and can recognize the difference between them, then I might start to try to seriously respond to their drivel.
As the last few encounters I’ve had have resulted in the socialists trying to say I’m a fascist (without any clue what that means in terms of beliefs, only “bad”) and a total lack of discussion, let alone thought. The bridges are getting longer and longer.
Leftoids would go kick a dog after reading this satire because so much of it is close to the truth.
Because they’re mental defectives who hopefully will self-cull and “decrease the surface population”.
Even if it’s a puppy?
Depends on what the recipe calls for.
My next band: Puppy Mallet.
Although I will admit that tinsel is pretty gay.
Indeed. And what’s worse is that the TSA actually cautioned ‘the gays’ about wearing glitter as their scanners will be triggered for a body search … not that there’s anything wrong with that.
https://nypost.com/2025/12/23/lifestyle/tsa-warns-flyers-not-to-wear-this-specific-item-while-traveling-over-the-holidays-in-for-the-pat-down-of-your-life/
So if they WANT a body cavity search… ew.
When satire becomes reality by Andrew Doyle (AKA Titania McGrath):
https://www.andrewdoyle.org/p/the-prophecies-of-titania-mcgrath
A central authority keeping files on individuals’ behavior and determining if said individuls conform to set rules in order to distribute rewards or punishment is not capitalism. It’s Socialism, of the authoritarian kind.