Reader Tips
Johnny Mercer was indisputably one of the great lyricists (“That Old Black Magic”, “Moon River”, the English version of “Autumn Leaves”, and many others), but, as you’ll hear in tonight’s song, which musically narrates a playful tug-of-war between a suave but single-minded man and a coyly virtuous woman, he was also a smooth singer with impeccable timing: From 1949, here’s Mercer and Margaret Whiting affectionately dueling on Frank Loesser’s seasonally appropriate Baby It’s Cold Outside.
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He Who Laughs Last
Now is the time at SDA when we juxtapose!
November 3, 2010 – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who has a long history of eleventh-hour victories, pulled off one more Tuesday, defying polls and denying the tea party movement its most coveted prize.
December 16, 2010 – Harry Reid pulls $1.1 trillion spending bill from floor
Happy Anniversary!
“Sook-Yin Lee sucks”
And divers other manifestations of reasons for…
The accelerating decline of Mother Corpse, radio version
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Host Sook-Yin Lee achieved a truly great moment in postmodern irony. She asked some nice old black guy she was interviewing whether he considered her a lady. He replied that he certainly did unless evidence otherwise came to his attention, for instance that a woman was, say, truly sexually loose. Ms Lee ragged him about this for some time (what a hoot) knowing full well that the fellow did not know this: “Sook-Yin Lee Funny Porn Movie Shortbus”…
The Sound Of Settled Science
The periodic table? Is nothing sacred?
For the first time in history, a change will be made to the atomic weights of some elements listed on the Periodic table of the chemical elements posted on walls of chemistry classrooms and on the inside covers of chemistry textbooks worldwide.
The new table, outlined in a report released this month, will express atomic weights of 10 elements – hydrogen, lithium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, silicon, sulfur, chlorine and thallium – in a new manner that will reflect more accurately how these elements are found in nature.
“For more than a century and a half, many were taught to use standard atomic weights — a single value — found on the inside cover of chemistry textbooks and on the periodic table of the elements. As technology improved, we have discovered that the numbers on our chart are not as static as we have previously believed,” says Dr. Michael Wieser, an associate professor at the University of Calgary, who serves as secretary of the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry‘s (IUPAC) Commission on Isotopic Abundances and Atomic Weights. This organization oversees the evaluation and dissemination of atomic-weight values.
Facebook Hack?
Time Magazine’s 404 Of The Year.

Kind of odd.
Update. If it’s some sort of planned new page rollout, it’s a strange way of going about it. In other news, GDP just went up.
The Greeks Have 100 Words For “Strike”
And none for “irony”.
Striking public and private sector workers grounded flights, shut down schools and paralysed public transport and about 50,000 marched through the capital. Some shouted: “Revolt! Overturn government measures!”
As the march reached parliament, about 200 leftists attacked former conservative minister Kostis Hatzidakis with their fists, stones and sticks, shouting: “Thieves! Shame on you!”
The Oral Historian of Israel’s Terror War
Michael Totten interviews Giulio Meotti.
The First American Prime Minister
In the pocket of the American rich;
Last week, Michael Ignatieff and 142 other Members of Parliament voted in favour of a motion to ban oil tanker traffic on the north coast of British Columbia. This week, Liberal MP Joyce Murray from Vancouver Quadra introduced Bill C-606 to put that motion into law by amending the Canada Shipping Act to prohibit oil tanker traffic on the north and central coast of British Columbia.
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If marine conservation were really the issue, the ban wouldn’t be only for the north coast of British Columbia and U.S. foundations would be funding a tanker ban in Alaska, Washington, Oregon, California, on the Eastern Seaboard and in the Gulf of Mexico. But no, U.S. foundations are funding a tanker ban campaign only for the central and the north coast of British Columbia — right smack where oil tankers, export-bound for Asia would need to travel.
The day the House of Commons voted for the tanker ban, I was in Ottawa at the invitation of the Standing Committee on Natural Resources. On the basis of U.S. tax returns that I’ve analyzed on my own nickel — with additional data from Vancouver consultant Rob Scagel — I testified that since 2000, U.S. foundations have spent upward of $300-million on “conservation” initiatives and the so-called “reform” of resource-based industries in Canada. That $300-million sounds like a lot — and it is — but it is less than 3% of the $11.7-billion that U.S. foundations have spent since 2000 on environmental and wildlife protection.
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Since 2004, U.S. foundations have granted $18-million specifically for “demarketing” Alberta oil. Demarketing is reducing demand or shifting demand away. The lion’s share of that $18-million went to the U.S. Tides Foundation ($7-million), Tides Canada ($2-million), the Pembina Foundation ($4-million) and Corporate Ethics International ($1.2-million).
Several U.S. foundations made grants that explicitly spell out over-reliance on fossil fuels as a matter of national security. By their own admission, protecting the environment isn’t their only concern.
The Rockefeller Brothers Fund granted $105,000 specifically to the First Nations at the Kitimat village, which is right at the mouth of the Douglas Channel. That’s precisely where export-bound oil tankers would need to load. That included $70,000 for an anniversary celebration in 2004 and $35,000 for a ceremonial event in 2006. Of all the aboriginal people in the world, why is the Rockefeller Brothers Fund giving money to the First Nations at Kitimat Village?
Read the whole thing, and then send it to your Member of Parliament.
When The Communists Show Up To Protest The Nazis
You’re supposed to pray for an asteroid – not pick a favourite!
O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas
It is almost as if the more California regulates, the more it does not regulate. Its public employees prefer to go after misdemeanors in the upscale areas to justify our expensive oversight industry, while ignoring the felonies in the downtrodden areas, which are becoming feral and beyond the ability of any inspector to do anything but feel irrelevant. But in the regulators’ defense, where would one get the money to redo an ad hoc trailer park with a spider web of illegal bare wires?
Scratch A Leftist
Find a raging case of bulldozer envy. Now is the time at SDA when we juxtapose!
Randomly selected progressive blogger, Dec.13, 2010 – Venezuela has been giving power to its people, while Harpo & Co. have been sneakily taking it away from us. So of course, Venezuela is a “tyranny”–it’s the tyranny of a good example that they don’t want us following. Chavecito walks in the footsteps of Simón Bolívar; what if Canada walked in the footsteps of Venezuela, or at least Tommy Douglas?
Associated Press, Dec. 15, 2010 – Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Tuesday asked congress to grant him special powers to enact laws by decree for one year, just before a new legislature takes office with a larger contingent of opposition lawmakers.
Reader Tips
Grab a pen, a piece of paper, and some earwax remover: you’re about to learn all about the miraculous Turbo Encabulator, what with its hydrocoptic marzelbanes and ambifascient lunar wainshaft and whatnot.
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Is There Nothing That Obama Can’t Do?
“But wait, I thought it was the Bush Era tax policies that caused this recession?”
My Editor Hates Me
The World Is Being Run By People With Heated Garages
Updated: “City to ammend extension cord bylaw”. Bob Klassen gets results!
The Children Are Our Future
And that’s why I’m stocking up on ammo.
“Aware that reality itself is the territory on which they’re fighting the government, many student protesters have been challenging the government-sponsored realism…”
Dick Gozinya Loves The CBC
Signing the petition from Love, Saskatchewan.

h/t John Galt, from Galt Gulch, BC.
For those reluctant to share their own email addresses, I suggest inserting ian.morrison@friends.ca into that info box.
Related – MPs will investigate the CBC and how the state broadcaster releases — and sometimes refuses — to reveal information to the public.
Marketing Campaigns Of The Apocalypse
Have you ever wondered what would happen if gay bars looked like cigarette packages?
Bon Voyager
Another come-git-me! recipe card leaves the solar system.

