If it saves one lawsuit: It’s been a beloved winter pastime for untold generations of children, but tobogganing is coming under threat in cities across the U.S. and Canada.

Eaten Alive Viewers Outraged Man Wasn’t Actually Eaten Alive

A muffled cry for help delivered from the fold-and-smooch position.
h/t exetaz

I’d pay little attention to this, if organic advocates weren’t so quick to defame the people who actually do feed the world;

A recall has just been announced for certified-organic berries sold at Costco. According to the Centers for Disease Control, at least 79 people in eight states have contracted hepatitis A, a debilitating disease that can last for weeks or months, and even be deadly, after eating Townsend Farms frozen berries bought at the box store retailer. The specific item in the crosshairs–Organic Antioxidant Blend Frozen Berry and Pomegranate Mix–was apparently purchased in April.
The CDC says Costco removed the item from its shelves and Townsend Farms voluntarily recalled the item. But what about those who certify organic food? What’s their response?

Just guess.

Instead, if it doesn’t violate the Constitution, can I suggest a nationwide education program on how a cow magically transforms itself into a delicious hamburger?
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