The Decline And Fall Of The American Empire

28 Replies to “The Decline And Fall Of The American Empire”

1. Teaching his daughter to be good White House intern!!

2. I don’t think being the biggest, lecherous ‘MoFo’ should count in the computation!

3. People gotta remember how many of Bills bastards and catch colts voted, that number alone could cinch it for the ex philanderer in chief.

4. hmm, John Edwards was a father of the year in 2007? One guy lower on the moral totem pole than Clinton, I suppose.

5. Yup, may as well give him the Nobel Piece Prize.

6. He was hoping to win the Breeders Cup….

7. I guess that will leave Cher to get Mother of the Year, and we can all march into the eighth circle of hell.

8. I hate to tell you, Stan, but neither of his peccadilloes contributes to actual “breeding”. Humidor? No. “Did not have sex”? No.

9. Racists. Obama should’ve got it.

10. Definitely an occasion that needs to be celebrated with some cigars.

11. Was this before he propositioned that whatzername woman again in late fall. Forget the link for that.
    From the comments and funny, “Barney Frank was named Mother of the year”, next he will be named husband of the year.
    Some of the comments are just priceless.

12. I’ll bet the UN had a hand in this selection.

13. So…just how many children does one have to father in order to get this award?

14. Slick Willy staring at the camera,lifts his finger and says ” I never had sex with that daughter”.
    Why not,see Mugabe above.

15. Juanita Broaddrick could not be reached for MSM narrative-compliant comment.

16. Well, he must have had sex with some woman! There may have been others who weren’t allowed the honour of calling the big dork, daddy. Of course it is hardly like to happen while reading Whitman’s Blades of Grass.

17. What in God’s name is going on in the United States of America these days?

18. What indeed is going on in America these days? One wonders indeed.
    I mean this reality show about a rapper who has 11 children by different mothers is the next big thing.
    http://www.timescolonist.com/entertainment/television/oxygen-mum-about-show-on-proposed-show-involving-rapper-with-11-children-with-10-women-1.41721

19. I’m from Ah-Mer-icah. Ishn’t dat vierd?

20. Bet Hillary would have something to say about that but if questioned she would probably try for another concussion.

21. SDA gets results!
    What? Is Kate spending too much sending modified tweets to notify the SDA regulars about a poll they no doubt are all up in arms about?
    Saw it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyKofFih8Y

22. “Father of the Year” by Americas first black president sounds eerily similar to the “Nobel Peace Prize” by the first black Affirmative Action President.
    Wonder who Billy had to kill to get that?
    Nothing like a philandering middle aged multimillionaire “dad” of a 32 year old “only child” brat to set America’s parenting standards.

23. A committee of fathers who thought slick Willy was a better father than they were … they are probably right.

24. Too much!
    Beell Cleenton as “Grandfather of the Year” maybe — ‘only problem is, he doesn’t have any grandkids. But, “Father of the Year”?
    I guess the National Father’s Day Council had to wait for a year when Beellee wasn’t cheating on Hillary.

25. Because nothing says Great Dad like “Lying horndog who tries to screw women near his daughter’s age.”

26. Rosie O’Donnell in a walk, next year.

27. Slick Willy wins because if you google “semen streaked dress” all you get is “Gary Trudeau was unjustly censored”.

28. Father Of the Leer, there fixed that.