Viagra Linked to Much Lower Risk of Death in Men
Stimulating the “Economy”
And saving the planet, one orgasm at a time.
Insert Meghan Joke Here
Harry’s frostbitten penis ISN’T as rare as you may think
Pregnant People
This is Canada’s Top Doc.
Here’s a serious question for Dr. Tam and other purveyors of the “pregnant people” Wokestapo mantra:
How many times have you seen, or helped deliver a baby out of a penis?
I’ll wait…
Unladylike Behaviour
The University of Brasilia has subsequently issued a statement declaring the campus a “tolerant and plural place that values the richness and potential of diversity and respect for differences.”
Which would presumably explain all the shoving, screaming and threats of violence.
The Eunuchs of the Daily Mail
Memo to The Daily Mail:
Stop referring to fugly, balding, predatory pedophile men with penises as women.
Your copy = cowardice and compliance.
Pathetic.
Let That Sink In
An Educator Speaks
“[Kathy] Rudy seems uncertain as to whether she is sexually attracted to her own dogs: ‘I know I love my dogs with all my heart, but I can’t figure out if that love is sexually motivated.’”
No laughing at the back. It’s intersectional science.
How It Started
“I made the educated risk of attending the orgy…”
Now available in 9 screen capped tweets: The Idiot’s Guide to Catching Monkeypox.
And let me tell you, it doesn’t sound easy.
One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others
“But the staff member quickly expressed that they were more concerned about Jane having perceived Max as male.”
Not An Identity, Just A Mental Illness
Needless to say, the educational content is somewhat outlandish, often farcical and stupefying – essentially, a shit test for the neurotic, the credulous and the chronically pretentious. Mr Ganesha Gold Buffalo, for instance, a trans activist and prostitute, tells us that his expertise is rooted in “Waking up at four in the morning, five in the morning, every morning, to sounds of my ancestors screaming from outside my window, coming from the ground, coming from the earth.” His mind, we learn, “was decolonised” in nearby woods by howling “nature spirits.” Mr Buffalo, who identifies as many things, bemoans his “constant struggle under colonialism,” and his need for affirmation as a woman with a penis.
Meet the bedlamites of “Decolonizing Gender.”
Elongate
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Karahan Tepe – it is estimated to be 11-13,000 years old. Drone footage of the site.
And How Was Your Day?
We Stand on Guard for Thee
Sun- Canadian penises 12th biggest in world, U.S. comes up short at 59th, study finds
What about circumference?
Headline Of Note
Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public.
When Politeness Becomes Unhinged
Leor Sapir on transgender swimmer Lia Thomas:
The Human Rights Campaign warns that “contrasting transgender people with ‘real’ or ‘biological’ men and women is a false comparison” that “can contribute to the inaccurate perception that transgender people are being deceptive or less than equal, when, in fact, they are being authentic and courageous.” This is a strawman wrapped in a non sequitur. Critics of gender self-identification do not argue that people like Thomas are “being deceptive,” but rather that they are themselves deceived. HRC’s use of “authentic” here really means “sincere”: transgender women are being sincere, not deceptive, when they say they have a strong inner sense of being a woman. But that sincerity is irrelevant unless one first assumes that what makes a belief true is the fact that it is sincerely held, rather than its correspondence to objective reality.
Infection Party!
No, not THAT kind of infection…
Knowingly exposing others to HIV is no longer a felony in California
Check Your Onions
Gentlemen, if you’ve had the jab you might want to keep an eye on your onions. Reports indicate some potential problems.
Head on over to the open VAERS database click on the red “Search VAERS reports” box, type”covid19″ into the vax name box and “testicular” in the description box (you can leave all the other boxes empty) and hit the search button. You will be treated to all sorts of interesting stories such as:
VAERS ID: 1674289
AGE: 41 SEX: M
Intense aching in left testicle that began within an hour of receiving dose 2 of the vaccine; body aches; lethargy; headache; This is a spontaneous report from a contactable consumer, the patient. A 41-year-old male patient received the second dose of BNT162b2 (PFIZER-BIONTECH COVID-19 mRNA VACCINE; Lot Number: EW0179) via an unspecified route of administration in the left arm on 05May2021 at 15:15 (at the age of 41-years-old) as a single dose for COVID-19 immunisation. The patient had no past medical …
You can do the same thing with “erectile” in the description box for more harrowing tales like:
VAERS ID: 1675035
ONSET: 4 days AGE: 20 SEX: M
Coldness in my left arm, balls were achy for two days, got little red marks on my arms, a little blood when I wiped one time, blood in nose, muscle spasms, pain in fingertips, a twitch in my right eye that comes and goes, can’t get hard, left thumb turned blue for a second, fingers were white when I got out of the shower, back pain.
Now it’s important to note that the VAERS system does not confirm the cause of things all by itself but it is a piece of the puzzle and an early warning system. There is a CDC disclaimer in another red box in the top left corner of the page that goes over what it does and does not do. People like to cherry pick a sentence out of it here and there but really you should read the whole thing.