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1. wheelie bin
   [noun] An outdoor rubbish bin on wheels for easier movability.

   Freaking English. Different word for everything.

   1. Since it’s assumed that the wheelie bin didn’t voice any objections to the rubbing, are we to presume that it willingly consented to that action?

      1. Silence means consent.

         1. … not in CA

2. This reminds me of a story where the police somewhere in the US picked up an unhinged homeless guy and found a video camera on him.

   They watched the tape and found footage of the vagrant wanking to oncoming traffic and getting his freak on with a road sign. Obviously had a traffic fetish.

   1. The hobo had to — it had Soft Shoulders.

      1. And dangerous curves!

3. his penis. Don’t play their stupid f***ing games.

4. I loved the CORRECTED paragraph from the comments. Stop using FAKE pronouns. Sorry … your pronoun is according to your birth sex. According to your chromosomes. Period. End of story.

   1. your pronoun is according to your birth sex

      Ah, but according to an item on a thread earlier this week, physicians “guess” at what one’s true sex is…..

      Who needs the padded cells more–people who don’t know whether they wear pink or blue booties (and who may or may not frolic with garbage bins as a pastime) or those who let them loose on an unsuspecting public?

5. And that is why God gave people garden hoses – to run off disgusting pests and stray dogs. A vicious beating by a group of concerned bystanders would work as well. One has to tolerate the existence of other individuals, but one does not have to tolerate every behavior exhibited by those same people.

   1. one does not have to tolerate every behavior exhibited by those same people

      Unfortunately, that’s now considered a hate crime in this country.

6. Transgenderism is a mental illness. That is all.

   1. Ever seen a transgender astronaut? Or any lgbtqrs of any kind fly in space?

      I expect Amazon’s flying dildo might allow it but NASA thankfully still considers it ‘the wrong stuff’

      1. Or any lgbtqrs of any kind fly in space?

         Actually, there have been. Sally Ride was the first, though that was revealed after she died. Here’s one currently on NASA’s roster who made headlines a while back when her ex-wife accused her of financial misdeeds while she was on the ISS.

         Yeah, even space has been contaminated with that.