
*I changed the post title to help some of you jokers figure it out.

*I changed the post title to help some of you jokers figure it out.
At Zerohedge.
The COVID-19 crisis has struck the economic ‘machine’ in several places at the same time, as Figure 1 illustrates schematically.
Figure 1 COVID-19’s multiple strikes in the circular flow of income diagram
The figure displays a version of the well-known circular money flow diagram (e.g. Mankiw 2010). In simplified form, households own capital and labour, which they sell to businesses, who use it to make things that households then buy with the money businesses gave them, thereby completing the circuit and keeping the economy ticking over.
I haven’t posted anything new, because I don’t think I need to.
Now listening to Trudeau announcement/presser, just as it interrupted the rising sound of cognitive dissonance in John Gormley’s voice as he prattles “but the flu”.
You had the information you needed weeks ago. Some of you took it. Now we watch as Canadians who relied on sources outside the “blogs and twitter” catch up.
We stocked up on three months of essentials three weeks ago.
The true number of coronavirus cases in France today is likely to be between 24,000 and 140,000.
Let me repeat that: the number of true cases in France is likely to be between one and two orders or magnitude higher than it is officially reported.
Don’t believe me?
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Sophie Trudeau, the wife of Canada’s Prime Minister tests positive for coronavirus. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau now in 14-day self-isolation.
— Piya Chattopadhyay (@piya) March 13, 2020
Trumps immune system already strangled the corona virus and created a vaccine. It's being bottled now. Some say it may be the best immune system in the galaxy.
— Ṁ (@mbs_ctt) March 12, 2020
I sincerely wish them well. Trudeau self-isolating as wife Sophie awaits result of COVID-19 test
Related morning updates will follow.
Juno Awards cancelled in Saskatoon.
MSM gonna MSM: They Are Rewriting the History of Coronavirus in Real Time
Viking and Princess cruises dock for two months.
@profamymcgovern — Coronavirus burial pits in Iran so vast that they’re visible from space (WaPo paywalled). Photo here.
Two days after Iran declared its first cases of the novel coronavirus — in what would become one of the largest outbreaks of the illness outside of China — evidence of unusual activity appeared at a cemetery near where the infections emerged.
At the Behesht-e Masoumeh complex in Qom, about 80 miles south of Tehran, the excavation of a new section of the graveyard began as early as Feb. 21, satellite images show, and then rapidly expanded as the virus spread. By the end of the month, two large trenches — their lengths totaling 100 yards — were visible at the site from space.
According to expert analysis, video testimony and official statements, the graves were dug to accommodate the rising number of virus victims in Qom
Glenn Reynolds has been posting daily updates, I’ll just include it in my updates instead of duplicating efforts.
Canadian cases over the first 48 days.

And I give you the future.

More: Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson test positive in Australia.
Player tests positive, NBA suspends season indefinitely.
I think we can dispense with the Probably Nothing meme at this point.
If you didn’t watch the Rogan interview with Michael Osterholm I posted yesterday, you need to do so now. (link fixed).
The first 20 minutes and last five are Coronavirus specific.
Hand washing and sanitizer is not effective as the virus is inhaled. Distancing from others is more important.
Lay away a couple of months of food staples if at all possible.
Expect drug shortages for your prescriptions. Check your supplies now.
A vaccine is two years away. Unless Trump orders it tested on prison inmates, per Rogan’s suggestion.
Most of us are going to get this, a significant number will be very sick, and some won’t make it.
You can now not travel from Paris to New York, but you can still get to Toronto from Beijing.
— Keean Bexte (@TheRealKeean) March 12, 2020
Two cabinet ministers and a handful of senators are now in self-isolation as a precaution against COVID-19, just as the House of Commons and the Senate prepare for a possible outbreak of the novel coronavirus on Parliament Hill. Wednesday, parliamentarians began to release public plans for containment. So far, tourists are still welcome to tour the chambers,
The Chinese finally grant permission: Coronavirus confirmed as pandemic by World Health Organization
Related: 77 of 165 Bahrain citizens evacuated from Iran test positive.
I’m sick today (yeah, no) and not much in the mood for sherpa blogging, but here are a few more updates. Things are rolling fast now. Most are links to tweets.
NYC St.Patricks Day Parade cancelled for first time in 285 years.
“Congress’ in-house doctor told Capitol Hill staffers at a close-door meeting this week that he expects 70-150 million people in the U.S. — roughly 1/3 of the country — to contract #COVID19”
Two CBS News employees test positive in New York.
Schools across the US closing.
The US and Europe follow the track set by Italy.

Noooo… Italy 🇮🇹 #COVID19 case count re-accelerating upwards once again. +2300 already halfway thru today. Pray for Italy. Pray for the world.
And here at home… Nearly 160 inmates at the Saskatoon Correctional Centre (SCC) are under quarantine after one offender said he had previously come into contact with someone with COVID-19.
Hope he’s lying. I think I’m done for today.
Grab a coffee, it’s worth your while.
Michael Osterholm is an internationally recognized expert in infectious disease epidemiology.
Related: Workers return to the job in China.
Update: I said a week ago Iran is a shitshow.
Governments will not be able to minimise both deaths from coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) and the economic impact of viral spread. Keeping mortality as low as possible will be the highest priority for individuals; hence governments must put in place measures to ameliorate the inevitable economic downturn. In our view, COVID-19 has developed into a pandemic, with small chains of transmission in many countries and large chains resulting in extensive spread in a few countries, such as Italy, Iran, South Korea, and Japan.
Most countries are likely to have spread of COVID-19, at least in the early stages, before any mitigation measures have an impact.

Related: To close, or not to close? In short, we face a variant of the old medical adage that in the early stage, diseases are easy to treat but hard to diagnose, while in the later stages they are easy to diagnose but hard to treat.
2/ This is the English translation of a post of another ICU physician in Bergamo, Dr. Daniele Macchini. Read until the end "After much thought about whether and what to write about what is happening to us, I felt that silence was not responsible.
— Silvia Stringhini (@silviast9) March 9, 2020
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said Sunday that he shook hands with a man now confirmed to be infected with the novel form of coronavirus during a recent interaction at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC).
In a news release Sunday evening, Cruz said that based on medical advice he had received, he did not believe there was any current risk of him developing the disease, which has already infected more than 100,000 people globally.
“Last night, I was informed that 10 days ago at CPAC I briefly interacted with an individual who is currently symptomatic and has tested positive for COVID-19. That interaction consisted of a brief conversation and a handshake,” Cruz said.
GOP Rep. Paul Gosar (Arizona) has also self-quarantined. While the name of the infected participant hasn’t been released officially, it’s started to circulate that it’s a Dr. Alan Berger, a Jewish dentist who was involved in the Cruz campaign in 2016. He’s been hospitalized.
More here from Raheem Kassam, co host of Steve Bannon’s @WarRoom2020 podcast.. He’s not happy.
America just held a nationwide IQ test. Did you notice it?
Everyone who has said about coronavirus that, “It’s just the flu,” failed the IQ test. As did those who claim discussing coronavirus is “spreading panic.”
They are engaging in what Scott Adams calls Loserthink.[…]
You will almost certainly not die from the coronavirus.
If the coronavirus contagion and death rates are accurate, between one and three million Americans could die.
When you have a low risk of a pandemic with a death count exceeding the total number of Americans who died in World War II, you take precautions.
Reasonable minds can differ as to what those precautions are.
But if you’re not thinking about coronavirus in terms of fat tail risk, you’re not even allowed to be part of the conversation.
Contrary to the speculation of the past couple of weeks, there will not be a spring election in Saskatchewan.
The events of 2020 thus far are a sobering reminder of how we take for granted all the wonders of modern life.We have no plan B for virtually any major distribution system, and to make matters worse we seem indifferent to consequence, we treat a toilet paper shortage with more concern than a propane or natural gas shortage. Read on…