It’s Probably Nothing

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  1. And meanwhile elsewhere things may be getting better:

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/09/asia/south-korea-coronavirus-intl-hnk/index.html

    The ROK seems to have done a pretty good job of handling the situation – but they have several advantages systemically over NA and Europe.

    The more that can be reasonably done to slow the spread – the better. And the mortality data in developed countries has been very encouraging. As long as this thing doesn’t mutate the I’d guess worst might be over by May.

    1. They do have advantages over us.

      A bureaucracy not determined to overthrow democratically elected leaders and replace them with people more to their liking is a big one.

    2. SK currently has 53 deaths and only 119 recoveries. If they can contain the disease then great. But we still have no idea how effective they are at treating it.

  2. Trudeau needs to be arrested for manslaughter when the first non-travel related death occurs in Canada. That should be upgraded to First Degree when the second and third occur.

      1. Oh gawd yea, good catch thanks!

        Trudeau probably has Antifa heading to my house already now.

  3. That was a pretty serious thread.

    Have today off work for some personal stuff. Might hit a Costco later just for giggles and shits. If I see anyone loaded up on toilet paper I might mock them.

    1. Hey Buddy I’m one of those Costco toilet paper buyers from last Monday’s circus. Actually I was there for something unrelated and just happened to be in the right place at the right time to snag a couple of bags of 40 rolls before everything before my eyes evaporated. The main reason was because there was a sale for $5 off and we were running low anyways. Still about 10 people asked me while waiting in line for the till where the toilet paper was. Should be good to the end of May. If the supply chain collapses by then maybe there will be plenty of duct tape friendly ideas on alternatives.

      1. Just returned. Nobody had any in their carts. Eventually got to that area and some – whatasurprise – Chinese were handling the boo coo cheap brown rolls of paper towels you get at public washrooms. I don’t think they were shopping commercially.
        At the cash I asked with a laugh, “Where’s all the toilet paper?” Dude smiled and rolled his eyes, “Man, every day its gone in an hour. Been like that for 3 weeks.”

        Don’t people know you can buy it EVERYWHERE else.

      2. I’m installing one of those Japanese-styled toilet seats that washes both your front hole and back hole, then blow dries you. I will have bypassed the pile-up in the tp aisle.

        But let’s get something straight. Lies, Gawddamnned lies … and … Statistics. Here’s what I don’t read in any of those statistics: 1. The age of deceased. 2. The underlying health problems of the deceased. 3. The pathway of those infected. For EVERY SINGLE ONE of the deceased. When you add those ESSENTIAL details to the stats … the meaning and implications change dramatically. The panic mentality is reasonably tempered.

        Yeah, when you’re smack dab in the middle of the outbreak … it looks insanely serious and urgent! It is. But that simply isn’t true for every corner of the world. What is needed is PREVENT infected patients (or suspected patients) from traveling and quarantining anyone suspected of virus contact

    2. I have solved the TP shortage issue. I subscribed to 2 local daily newspapers.
      My TP gets delivered to my mailbox every day.

      1. Careful FlynPigRanch or you’ll contract the deadly BlackInkArse! There is NO CURE!

  4. I am ‘one of the vulnerable older male persons’ who is refusing to fall into the 24 hour 7 day latest ‘ the sky is falling’. I will avoid shaking hands and avoid touching my face and continue to wash my hands; but continue living within the reality of living.
    After saying this and becoming really tired of being a R.O.C. second-class Citizen offer the following:
    The indifference of the Nation of Quebec to the problems of surviving by the English Language Culture of the defunct Confederation of Nine Provinces–snidely called R.O.C. by the Liberal Party of canada has been finally revealed in ignorance.

    Planned or not such ignorance by the Hull/Ottawa Bureaucracy normally operating in collusion with the Liberal Party Government of the Nation of Quebec to facilitate Tax-Revenue gathering from R.O.C. — indifferently identified as the — Rest of Canada — R.O.C. — has moved the Agenda for the Liberal Government of R.O.C. towards the __ One World failing Globalized concept. The means of eliminating the “Ancient Constitution” of the English Language Cultures around the World based on Common Law and fostered by the Magna Carta.

    The very reason why the Real Brits __ not the coddled – Showtime Monarchy – or the self – important and self – appointed privileged Aristocrat Class of the Establishment ignored these parasites; and after Years of Persistence accomplished BREXIT. Leaving the burgeoning restruction of European Monarchy__ not the Showtime Monarchy of the United Kingdom __ but the return to the unaccountable ,except to Their First Class self-appointed Bureacracy of the European Union.

    What is the Standard of the Toronto Provincial Conservative Federalist Party? Why are they running a Leadership Campaign for the Federal Conservative Party on the usual supplicant premise of the Nation of Quebec deserve to be not only considered as better half of the now defunct Confederation of Canada; but the remnant Nine Provinces must remain the Second-Class peons only fit to be ‘Hewers of Wood & Drawers of Water’.

    Why is McKay a definitely in line proponent of the Nova Scotia Cult it is better to Go Along with the (proven) corrupt on all levels Liberal Party of canada to Get Along to get the scrapings of the job opportunities;a front runner in the re-position of the Federal Conservative Party Leadership. Why do the Feckless Toronto Progressive Conservative Party Elite believe they have any right to set the Stage for the Ontario & indeed the R.O.C. __True Conservative English Language Culture of the Rest. Of. Canada.?

    The only reason Ontario has a Progressive Conservative Government is a Brother of the maligned and greatly hassled Mayor by the Central R.O.C. Media {namely the Toronto Star and the other completely owned media slurry — CBC — by the Liberal Party of canada } decided to ignore the Progressive Conservative members of the Cult of Nova Scotian – go along to get along -. The Brother who listened to the Voters of Ontario and beat all of the Old Guard offerings and kicked the Liberal Party of canada Branch Governance of Ontario to the status of Non-Existence.

    Nope !! If the Progressive Conservative Crowd of ontario, screws up yet another Leadership then the Nation of Quebec will have to go its own way. Why? __ because the Second Class Citizens of Canada are done with ‘Hog Town” and Ontario will join with Saskatchewan; Alberta; Northern Manitoba: Northern B.C. and any of the Atlantic Provinces tired of sucking-up to the Liberal Party of canada Agents giving – some – of their Tax-Dollars left over from the Nation of Quebec’s agenda of their First Class needs.

    1. Hey, MM Sr.!!!! Don’t you get tired of constantly banging that drum? Talk, talk, talk but no action from you. Some of us are sure getting tired of reading the same verbal diarreha that you’re spewing. Last time I looked this was a thread about viral infections so climb off the political haywagon, zip it shut for a while and make a contribution to the discussion at hand.

    2. to MMS:
      feel free to ignore the ‘sound bite’ aficionados above and continue to post your lengthy submissions.
      some people realize it takes lots of words to make many related points.
      and arent afwade to do the work and take the time to take in and ponder same.

  5. The message is confusing as hell.
    The C virus “only ” effects old people with compromised health.
    Staff are infected.
    Doctors die in China.
    It is like the flu.
    It is a pandemic.

    These things are not equal.

    What was that statement about newprint?
    If you have read this paper you are misinformed,if you have not you are uninformed..

    Here we have so much information that we know next to nothing.
    So the tried and true methods will prevail.
    Knowing no better,we will hunker down in our caves,becoming as tribal as possible.
    Kill the strangers,before the plague carrying rats infect your loved ones..
    Zombie apocalypse..
    Is the panic planned?
    The current possible pandemic comes on the tail of some interesting precursors…including the stupid movies and popular fads..
    Where is my tinfoil hat?
    I vote for incompetence and the nature of our media.

    Panic is almost pointless,this viral speculation is like riding in a small aircraft,when you have zero piloting skills, you can only sit back and make yourself comfortable, for there is nothing you can do to ensure a happy outcome.
    Of course being deathly afraid of death can be as crippling as death itself.
    Eventually we get so sick of fear and cringing we embrace and flirt with fate.
    Human nature is.

    Already I am tempted to seek out some snuff,where by I can summon up some hearty sneezes in public places.

    1. I wear a baseball cap most of the time, so now, I’m lining the inside with tin foil, so nobody knows I have one on my head!
      I wouldn’t want the general public to think I’m a nut case, I therefore need to be discreet and hide it when I’m out and about!
      WELL IT CAN’T HURT TO WEAR ONE CAN IT? Do you think the face mask, Lysol wipes, and rubber gloves are a tell?

    1. If you believe WHO, they blame bad tests. Reading the original article at SCMP, it’s apparent he a) was placeboing himself to wellness via traditional Chinese “medicine”, and b) continually exposed himself to the virus while he was supposed to be recovering. I’m honestly willing to chalk this one up to Darwinism.

    2. Notice the U.S. stats. Listing very few recoveries, this virus has a lengthy run. I do wonder if it will remain in vivo like chicken pox (Herpes Zoster) or Mononucleosis (Epstein Barr Virus), only to recur when immunologically challenged.

      1. Bingo!. Not just US, look at all countries with a large number of infections, say 300+, only Iran and China show large numbers of recoveries. No other place does.

    3. It is probably nothing. He just never recovered. Chicom (and Iranian) doctors are under pressure to diagnose as many recoveries as possible. Hence a patient that was feeling a little better at the moment was discharged way too early and the result was predictable.

      1. “It is probably nothing. He just never recovered.”

        Yes. If as we’re told it’s only affecting old people(mostly men), then he may have recovered from the virus but then his weakened old man body passed away. Perhaps it was the salmon mousse.

  6. I guess I’m too old for this. When something links to twitter, I close it immediately. Does this exist in another format?

  7. Published Covid 19 cases (Mar 09/20)

    132 Canada (population = 37,411,047 UN) +/- 1/283,417 persons
    565 USA (population = 329,064,917 UN) +/- 1/582,415 persons

    1. So…
      At the beginning of February there were about 2 in 37-million.
      At the beginning of March there are now 78 in 37-million.

      At that rate… by the beginning of April there will be about 65,000 in 37-million.
      And then at the beginning of May there will be about 1.4-million in 37-million.

  8. What can we do now?

    Wash your hands.
    Don’t touch your face.
    Wash your hands.
    Stay out of public.
    Work from home if you can.
    Wash your hands some more.

    Delay getting the disease.
    Encourage your friends and neighbors to do the same or,
    Avoid the Idiots if they won’t!!!

    Every DAY we can delay people getting COVID-2019 is a small victory!

    Every day brings us closer to a vaccine.
    Every day gives them time to improve treatment.
    Every day brings us closer to Spring, and the end of Flu Season
    (If nothing else, the flu won’t hide COVID cases.)
    Every day gives the slow moving Bureaucrats a chance to get it right.

    Every day of delay gives the hospitals a chance to empty a bed for the next ill victim!!!

    Every day gives the fuck-ups at CDC more time to unfuck themselves,
    And start widespread, intelligent testing.
    Test everyone with pneumonia symptoms to start.
    Next test everyone with flu symptoms.
    Finally, RING TESTING! Everyone that was in contact with a COVID individual.

    By the time we are done, many people are going to get tested multiple times.

    Delay getting the disease as long as possible.
    Get ready to rebuild your part of the economy after it all crashes.

  9. I’m currently sitting at work. My coworker who brings in every flu and cold to the office is currently hacking away at the other end. All I want to do is go home and barricade myself at home.

      1. Let’s be the manager. A case study.

        The coughing co-worker does the work of three and just might just have an allergy to your emotional therapy pony. A bad allergy.

        If send superworker McSnotty home, they will actually have a free day to take that interview with your #1 competitor (who has a no pets policy). McSnotty had been loyal but Ms. Competitor (your pissed off ex-wife) has been begging Snotty to join her team.

        Hmmm, decision time. Panic now, blame a virus and send the allergy person home or take a hard look at the office and recognize the real problem?

        Hint, the virus might getcha (3.8%) but the dude looking at pony-influencers 7 work hours a day will kill the business.

        1. I effing LOVE the way you think! Or at least the way you “game play” our woked-up culture

  10. Hey morons,
    It’s already fizzling out in China and people are going back to work.
    In South Korea, the number of new cases per day is steadily dropping.
    But go ahead and panic your asses off and tell yourself that the world will end.
    It won’t.
    This is nothing but a bad flu.

  11. Here is the key phrase from the good doctor,

    bilateral interstitial pneumonia, bilateral interstitial pneumonia, bilateral interstitial pneumonia.

    Even if you don’t have COVID-2019 or have it proven to be COVID by a test, pneumonia will ruin your whole month. I think this was the alternative diagnosis method the Chinese were using in Hubei Province when they suddenly discovered thousands of new cases in February.

    ——–

    Morocco Mole,

    Hand THROW them a mask, a roll of paper towels, and a bottle of Clorox Bleach (TM) cleaner,and tell them to go home.

    1. Yep, thats the first of many deaths from the China Flu… North Van is a hotbed of Middle Easterners coming and going back and forth to the middle east without any screening and without any restrictions… Just like the Turdhole/Butts Government the Provincial NDP/Greens have no plan at all. Press conferences with lots of blah, blah, blah, but still no plan. Borders are wide open, bring that disease on in… common sense says this one death in North Van is going to be the first of many because the LIberals NDP.Green Governments refuse to do the basic things to protect the population. North Van voted for the Turdhole federally and the NDP Provincially.

  12. Italy has 3 hospital beds per 1000. With a population of around 65 million that’s the better part of 200,000 beds for a Country that is second only to France in their health care ratings. Johns Hopkins shows 6,500 currents infections. Even assuming they are ALL in the hospital (which is no where near the case) this preposterous purple prose from the front lines where apparently this guy is taking heavy fire and is about to be overrun … is simply not believable. It sounds like little more than what you see if you walk into any big city emergency room on a Saturday night.

    1. Haven’t you seen the Italians play soccer? There are 4 Italian soccer players per 1000 in hospital beds with alleged leg injuries as we speak.

  13. I think everyone is concerned, but we feel there is not much we can do about it. This will be very hard on hospital workers.

  14. It’s like they want us to panic, like if we aren’t running around like our hair is on fire we aren’t “serious.”

    Be prepared, stock up on essentials, practice food hygiene, and live your life.

    Keep calm and carry on is a mindset that preserves civilization.

    1. There’s enough panic in the markets, and a few here, for a lifetime.

      The care homes should all be on lockdown, NO visitors! They are captive right now, to either unknown cases, or, possibly, nefarious types. Hazmat suits for the staff.

      And, any of older folks around in their homes or otherwise, need to self-isolate at all costs. It will be difficult, clearly they are terribly vulnerable to the disease/pneumonia.

      The rest of society needs to stop acting like immature knobs, chill out, and what Deb and Robertson said! The pain I’m feeling is from my funds, now sidelined, thanks to the panic of others.

    1. They should have run them over a cliff like the Indians did to all the Buffalo and saved some environment.

  15. Sylvia needs a prescription of lorazepam to deal with her anxiety. I wish her the best.

  16. Yeah, well, I’m not there yet. I’m looking at the Swine Flu from 2009 and it isn’t anywhere near where we are right now.
    Throw caution to the wind? Of course not…take the appropriate measures to keep you and your loved ones safe.
    Just calm down. You’ll know when it’s time.

    1. The Politburo are well aware that white men over 65 who remember the last time America was great overwhelmingly support President Trump. They are less inclined to fill millions military-age ghetto trash who plan to help them thrust Joe Biden into the White House and burn down American cities if they fail.

      Dear Democrats: this is what real voter suppression looks like.

      1. It’s a real stretch to believe that conspiracy theory.

        One would have to believe that Xi and his thugs are that evil, to hurt their own country that badly, just to attempt to take out a majority of Americans over 60. I wouldn’t trust Xi one bit, but I can’t make that leap of belief to your postulation.

        If you want a real conspiracy theory, a better bet is the Saudis and Russkies conspiring to destroy the price of a barrel of oil, in order to crush the American Shale play, the American economy, and TRUMP. Any damage they suffer is peanuts if it means destroying Murica, they are playing the long game!

        1. Travel is grinding to a halt. It’s easy to see. It’s supply and demand. Demand drops and so does price/value.
          That is why the price of oil is tanking, there is a glut and will be a glut until we get to the other side of this COVID 19 crisis.
          I do agree the idea of a government purposely releasing a virus(bio-weapon) they don’t have a cure for is ludicrous.

        2. Trudeau will be hiding on Aga Kahn’s private island resort until this blows over.

        3. The Chinese communists are acolytes of a Western Jew-hate cult, themselves spawned by a race who resemble nothing so much as the Jews Julius Streicher warned you about.

          They are THAT —-ing evil. And so are their pals in the American Deep State. The Deep Staters knew they were condemning their own parents to death in many cases by refusing to keep patient zeroes out of North America. They let them in anyway, against the direct orders of President Trump.

          This is all about overthrowing Donald Trump, the only thing standing between the Chinese communists and world domination. Nothing else matters to them. If you won’t see that, I can’t help you.

          1. Yes, I see the six degrees of separation, but is it believable?

            It would be easier to lob the nukes instead. If Xi doesn’t care about his own people, then he wouldn’t mess around with killing a few thousand of his rice eaters, he’d sacrifice millions of his own if that’s what it took.

  17. Nothing like panic to get the masses approving new restrictions.

    “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.”

    -Benjamin Franklin

    1. “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, vote for the Corrupt Liberal Party of Canada.”

      -Buddy

  18. Italians extend lockdown across the WHOLE country after death toll leaps by 97 in one day to 463… as travel is restricted, people are told not to go out at night and nation’s premier says ‘there won’t be a red zone… there’ll just be Italy’
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090779/Italian-PM-makes-impassioned-plea-16-million-obey-quarantine.html

    Coronavirus is now spreading in nearly THIRTY countries in Europe as France and Germany record more than 1,000 cases each and Albania becomes latest nation to be struck down
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091085/Coronavirus-spreading-nearly-THIRTY-countries-Europe.html

    1. I don’t believe Italy reported numbers on Sunday.
      I am one of those very concerned not panicking folks who thinks travel should have been completely restricted long before the partial restrictions.
      BUT… it should be noted that the Italian # is probably a 2 day total.
      Any person who thinks of this as a flu is beyond stupid.

  19. Grab a cup of coffee and listen to Chris Williamson interview Dr. Eric Feigl-Ding over at Modern Wisdom. Separate the facts from the B*****t.

    —-
    Dr Eric Feigl-Ding is an Epidemiologist at the Harvard Chan School of Public Health and Senior Fellow at the Federation of American Scientists.

    The Coronavirus outbreak has been the biggest news story of 2020. For every story claiming it’s an oncoming apocalypse, there’s another saying it’s just the flu. Today we get to hear from one of the world’s most central voices on Covid-19.

    Expect to learn, whether Covid-19 could have been bioengineered, how the virus is transmitted, strategies to protect yourself, the dangers if exposed, what the actual mortality rate looks like, whether containment is a viable strategy, and much more..


    https://modernwisdom.libsyn.com/149-dr-eric-feigl-ding-just-how-bad-is-covid-19-an-experts-view

    1. I love that link. Much good data. You can take those death probability tables and convert them to odds and compare them to things like death by poison lizard. I like this table. https://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/odds-of-dying.jpg

      This is a fun back of envelop calc on what’s your personal risk of dying. https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/whats-your-risk-dying-covid-19-inadvertently-death-someone-scott/

      Finally this youtube of a Los Alamos flu pandemic model is really good. While it isn’t for Wu Flu much of the conclusions are applicable to generic pandemic. The really good stuff starts about 19 minutes in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYGNpPnfaRA

      What I really want to know is if anyone has built a Costco toilet paper fort yet?

        1. YYYYEEEEESSSSSSS! Colonialista you are most welcome to fire a laser pointer from the turret.

    1. Everyone knows the cure is to drink a couple liters of vodka and eat a raw onion.

      1. To be fair, a glass of nice Scotch or Irish Whiskey (Writers’ Tears is my current favorite ) can do wonders for you… if not, try another glass.

  20. The World Health Organization still won’t call the Wuhan Kung Flu spread a pandemic.
    Gas prices are supposed to drop 7 cents a liter by Wednesday across Canada.
    I’ve got cash in my RRSP.
    Elderly man in BC long term care home died.
    Juthtin Blackface and his Corrupt Liberal Cabinet are still a group of high school fuck-hammers.

  21. This is another fun table because it has both one year odds and life time odds of death by such things as a toy or captive bear or non-venomous snake (how do you die from a non venomous snake? are we talking anaconda deaths or those shoe strings we have in da nort from which it would be very hard to die unless by heart attack? tripping? or up the nose?) https://i0.wp.com/www.rexano.org/Images3/table_2005c.jpg

    1. Good gawd, how can you subject yourself to the total misinformation, lies and OrangeManBad hysteria, 24/7, on the Liberal Peoplekind Network.

  22. The Relative Humidity , that is the sweat off your Balls when your are screwing your sister will cure most if not all other Coronavirus contact..….Look for incest in the Communist Nest

  23. I will put my trust in elites and what they say, because they have to be right about something and the odds are growing in their favour every day. 🙂

  24. I’m beginning to wonder if ageism and toilet paper envy go hand in hand.

    In the blue office I prefer to use Scott Shop Towels. Available and a fabulous product. I recommend giving them a try. Beginners should start by bringing 1/2 a sheet. Seriously.

  25. Saw this on global earlier today. A BC student, I think, developed it. Seriously good job!

    http://www.covid-19canada.com/

    Bless our dear leader, the billions in aid that we sent to Africa are holding the line! Pour it on boys…I mean people…damn this week I mean womxn.

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