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  1. the good news, the kiddies gonna see first hand how exponentiation can make numbers get big real fast.
    if they survive to see it.
    phase 2: nuke the chirese bioweapons labs to ummmm, ‘vaccinate’ the world.

    1. My wife, retired now, use to teach Grade 4. To illustrate a math concept she asked her class what they would rather have $100.00 right now or a penny a day doubled every day for 30 days. Not surprisingly, a majority of the class wanted the $100.00 right now and the minority wanting the penny a day doubled for 30 days. (Hint – Don’t Take the $100.00)

      Given that in Ontario the children are going to be out of school for a couple weeks after March Break parents and child care workers are going to need to come up with some good ideas to keep the little ones occupied. May I suggest that match concept. It is a good one and given the rate of speed in the spread of the coronavirus it is an appropriate task for them to calculate the result.

      1. They Canceled March Madness Basketball.

        Greta asks everyone not to attend any giant Climate Change rallies.

        NHL playing in their jock straps, Soccer players without any Balls, Canadian store’s sold out of Moosehead beer

        Dogs and cats sleeping together,

        Mass Hysteria.

        1. The OEA … UNIONISTA .org. for Oakland teachers is DEMANDING 3-weeks OFF … starting immediately! To keep safe. What!? Hells yes WITH PAY!! Just like two other Bay Area school districts in the poorest, least educated, parts of the Bay Area. The areas where the kids can least afford to miss instruction.

    2. Genghis Khan is reputed to have replied to a long speech by an enemy ambassador with these words:

      “I have forgotten the beginning of your tirade, I paid no attention to the middle of it, and the only thing that gave me pleasure was the end.”

  3. I submit that the perpetual fear of retribution will make the left susceptible to the virus, while we have nothing to fear.
    Fear is a very significant factor in the functioning of the immune system. Those who live in fear become sick more frequently and suffer greater damage to their health.
    The left elitists live in constant fear of retribution from the victims of their crimes. They are doomed, and we will emerge victorious, without having to get our hands dirty.
    I still stockpiled on therapy pills, while supplies last, just in case SHTF.

    We should start thinking of the short wave frequency and callsigns to use for coordinating the minutemen across the country, once the phone lines shut off.

    1. interesting.
      my immune system is such that I have never had severe flu symptoms.
      in 68 years.
      little scares me. I invented an ‘hb push up’ which consists of standing and holding ones arms in ‘push up’ position,
      then keel forward onto hardwood or better yet concrete.
      a LOT of guys are capable but dont for fear of bashing their teeth in.
      fear.
      p.s., that floor comes up REAL fast and REAL hard so the reluctance is understandable.
      the sol’n is to concentrate, and at the last split second stiffen your arms extra and fling your head back.

      Im gonna make a video of it some day, having performed it about a dozen times.
      the other trick is to do it without fear which is a distraction and causes panic and mistakes.
      fear.

  4. A long list of Librano godfathers—Chrétien, Martin, McCallum among them—will contract the Wuhan virus sooner or later. For many, it will Old Nick’s cue to claim them.

    When they die—in agony, in US hospitals where they will pay for top care in private wards with the proceeds of a lifetime of corruption—we will be told that they were great Canadians, not Chinese tools murdered by their former paymasters when no longer useful.

    Joe Biden will survive long enough to lose to President Trump by twenty points.

    God is with President Trump. He’ll be fine.

  5. Trump ain’t exactly a healthy eating dude. Bernie’s a bloody hypocrite. Biden’s a feisty fucker but sometimes they go down the hardest.
    Pelosi’s no spring chicken and neither is Billy Clinton or his dragon wife.
    Jimmy Carter…
    My guess is that rich politicians will get anti-virals and despite age, few will bite it.
    Only 1 out of 3 of them will be stiff before the summer solstice. Probably Bernie – massive heart attack or stroke/aneurism.

    1. Virus for Burny..I can only hope.. Nature may WANT a vacuum… No comment on Socksey.

  6. Everyone is Nostrafckngdamus all of a sudden. I’ll be happy when we get to the final tally and pointing of the bitter finger of blame stage.

    1. Same here. The hysterics are more sickening than the virus. The virus is pathetically weak and can only claim the oldest and most fragile under the best circumstances. It reminds me of the Y2K lunacy when old Cobol programmers became gods for a brief time.

      1. ya.
        and I *still* couldnt get a programming zhob despite COBOL like a 2nd language etc.
        I *wanted* y2k to happen for spite.
        lets see if c19 makes up for lost time.

        Im retired and do not have to go *anywhere* to do *anything* for or with &*anyone*.
        being over 60 has advantages.

        I think the captcha has it.

        1. Good news … all of this … for my psychotic brother in law who gathered his entire family in Kalispel MT. awaiting the end of the world and century New Years Eve 2000. I believe all of his 12 generators are still in working order?

      2. Hey! Show some respect for Y2K panic!

        My dad was a 64-year-old Cobol programmer in 1999. Y2K paid for his retirement home!

  7. Personally I don’t want any politician, or anyone else to die of Wuhan virus. I’d prefer politicians lose in elections and live to “enjoy” the loss.

  9. ….President Trump has the INFINITY STONES…yes he is more powerful than ever!

  10. They just need to combine Trump’s and Chuck Norris’ immune system, everyone will actually get 10-20 years younger.

    ;^D

  11. My guess is this will spread so widely that almost everyone will have a runny nose. And a basement full of toilet paper.

  12. Oh yeah, and we’re heading into allergy season too!
    “Oh no! Itchy watery eyes and a runny nose! Gotta be Wuhan! I’m dyyyyyyingggggggg!!!!”

    Gonna be a lot of self-identifying false positives.

  13. The Chinese could fuck up the Lords Prayer without even Knowing it… They were told to test the virus on Rats, but they had eaten all the Rats.. So they used the next best thing in Seattle, WA.. Nursing Homes…..A Communist boomerang coming back in form of a Nuclear Cloud…. So sad

  15. Last week when I would tell people I believed that we’d be on lockdown in two weeks and people thought I was nuts. Now they’re asking me about prepping. That’s how fast this is happening. By next week you won’t believe what’s happening. Trudeau could be in an ICU by next week for example. Wouldn’t surprise me at all.

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