Heh.

Ward writes;

Here’s my contribution if you do a Hallowe’en post.. Look who will be greeting the little punks kids, at our door tonight!
Actually, I’m going to a Hallowe’en party tonight and we are supposed to bring a carved pumpkin. I was going to take the easy way out and do a typical Jack o Lantern. Then, while having a nap, this idea came to me. I remembered I had a good image of Cannon that I had used to make a CD cover (for the endless loop Cannon theme song my friend made), so I blew it up put it in Word and then pinned it on the pumpkin and traced out the image by making hundreds of pinholes, then used a small knife to cut and peel the skin.
Great result for a first time effort, I quite impressed myself. The uneven surface of the pumpkin meat gives the likeness some real character. Other than peeling the pumpkin skin away I did nothing to try to add shadows to the face, they just naturally happened. I then thinned the wall of the pumpkin from the inside so that the candle light would shine through better.

Quite impressive.

Or, you can opt for this.

Why don’t swim racers have to wear life jackets?
Update. Looks like it’s just a matter of time… (h/t Robert B.)

We’ve been able to train Frenchmen to play hockey, which is more than any European has managed to do.

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From the comments;

Q: Why didn’t the shark eat the investment banker?
A: Professional courtesy.

And its yours.

“Tourism chiefs in Serbia are hoping their annual testicle cooking competition will do for the region what whisky did for Scotland.”

WWII on Facebook
(h/t SDH)

Who’s laughing now?

“God bless you, God bless you, I didn’t let you down,” Blago said as he shook hands with admirers. He also high-fived spectators.
Patti laughed as Blagojevich kissed her on the cheek.

Blago Flashback: “The gun that didn’t smoke.”

Explained as a pub fight. (h/t EBD)

On 2 May 2008 tropical cyclone Nargis struck Burma with such force that even today nobody knows how many people were killed, although the ruling military junta reported exactly how many chickens died. Here is the special quality of this regime, as Emma Larkin writes in her latest evocative book: ‘Events happen in Burma, and then they are systematically unhappened.’ Unhappened is a good word, and very Orwellian, an echo perhaps of Larkin’s wonderful previous book on Orwell’s early years in Burma.

Continue reading…
h/t Maz2

Three of them, I want. The Fifty Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years.

A ten part video series from Captain Capitalism. Part one starts here.