Q: Why didn’t the shark eat the investment banker?
A: Professional courtesy.
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Have there been a spate of investment bankers lost at sea while out fishing on the west coast of Vancouver over the last couple of years?
Probably why nobody has called to say they were missing!
Might I suggest this would read better as
Q. Why did the shark eat the investment banker?
A. Professional jealousy.
We caught a shark about that size last month in the Queen Charlottes, except we didn’t have a shotgun, just a baseball bat. After 45 minutes of hell, we finally got it subdued and in the boat. Scary, dangerous, and NOT recommended. Always take a gun.
Actually, this rule probably also applies to visiting an investment banker.
Q. Why did the investment banker kill the shark?
A. He wanted to corner the loan market.
Have there been a spate of investment bankers lost at sea while out fishing on the west coast of Vancouver over the last couple of years?
Probably why nobody has called to say they were missing!
Might I suggest this would read better as
Q. Why did the shark eat the investment banker?
A. Professional jealousy.
Sharks and Lawyers — A Comparative Study
http://www.jamesfuqua.com/lawyers/jokes/sharks.shtml
We caught a shark about that size last month in the Queen Charlottes, except we didn’t have a shotgun, just a baseball bat. After 45 minutes of hell, we finally got it subdued and in the boat. Scary, dangerous, and NOT recommended. Always take a gun.
Actually, this rule probably also applies to visiting an investment banker.
Q. Why did the investment banker kill the shark?
A. He wanted to corner the loan market.