He’s lucky it wasn’t a Robin Hood product.

So, not every space alien has risen to the upper ranks of the Democratic Party. Interesting. https://t.co/8brTwwqoPV

— Katewerk (@katewerk) April 9, 2017

Yes, that could be fun.

It’s only a three hour trip.

The origin of the trophy.
Who will live up to that, this year?

“Cliffside concept.”
I’ve seen enough Bond movies to recognize SPECTRE when I see it.

Via John Galt, I think this correlation is pretty weak and the studies sample size is tiny, but apparently if you swear you’re more honest.

A letter from some very good people.

“I wonder where our bottle is tonight?”

You could ride it without a helmet if you want, but I have zero trust in everyone else on the roads. I don’t see helmet laws changing just because of balance.

I have much to be thankful for, and I am. I hope you and yours have peace, happiness and good fortune.

The fall-out from this will be fun.

@ArshyMann @Justin_Ling ICYMI @ActonMichaels of the Mississauga Gazette goes after Mississauga Mayor Bonnie Crombie son read below #canqueer pic.twitter.com/4XXu6Ye5Bz

— G.T. Lem (@gtlem) October 9, 2016

For some more context a larger part of the story.

And I’ve been waging a personal jihad on them since last year.

No Earthquakes.
Sure the odd tornado and if Yellowstone ever pops, we’re screwed, but no city destroying earthquakes.

I always wondered why I was the mosquito magnet. But, all things considered, the little bastards will be feeding off of me for a while yet.

And they say Italy and Greece have a problem. Refugees on Canada’s shores.

Sure, the media hated you, but even with bad-press you couldn’t compete with this level of crazy-mayor. Anyone know his party affiliation, or if he has one?
And answered: Republican.
h/t: NewsHubNation

New hope for stupid predators – Scientists are painting eyes on cows’ butts to stop lions getting shot
h/t POK

Meanwhile, 100 years ago, the Battle of the Somme started today, so Canadians would be remiss without recognition of this: