Category: Shiny Pony

Sock Puppets for Sock Puppets

When even Ed the Sock throws in the towel on Justin, you get the sense that the end has to be near.

As an aside, I remember when Ed used to be genuinely funny.

The Honourable Member For Air India (Bumped)

Gets taken to the woodshed.

Good times.

Update: I’ve been watching the debate on CPAC and a Liberal member has introduced a desperation amendment so they can crawl out of this hole… I guess the reports of frantic backroom negotiations were on target. developing…

OOPS! The BQ is complaining that THE PAPER NAPKIN HAS NO VERSION IN FRENCH. LOL … and debate is suspended.

Update 2: And they’re back… and the unilateral recognition of “the state of Palestine” is gone. Fracking delicious.

The circus has descended into shitshow.

Brian Lilley wraps up: Utter chaos.

Your Tax Dollars At Work

Via @visegrad24: One of the main gangs in Haiti just released a high quality propaganda video



In this video, we can see men in uniform, well armed, equipped with almost new vehicles displaying a logo displaying a dinosaur head, the symbol of this criminal group. This raised countless questions. The simplest and certainly the most important: where did these materials come from and how were they able to arrive so easily at their destination? In a country like Haiti where no institution functions, the people will never have an answer.

And The Budget Will Balance Itself

Like a garden gnome wearing 4″ heels.

An “outsized pace of spending” means Canada is on course to run a budget shortfall of about $47 billion for the fiscal year that ends March 31, according to estimates released Thursday by Desjardins.

The projection raises more questions about how Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland will meet her pledge to keep the country’s budget shortfall at around $40 billion a year from now until 2026.

“I think it’s going to be an exercise in creative accounting,” Randall Bartlett, Desjardins’ senior director of Canadian economics, who wrote the research note, said in an interview. “They either need to cut spending or increase revenues to make this work.”

A chorus of analysts and economists is warning that without tax increases or spending reductions, deficits are likely to rise amid slow economic growth.

At least they’re getting Canadians into homes, er… pods.

Now Is The Time At SDA When We Juxtapose!

Military preparedness, March 5th, 2024;

“An anonymous member of our Armed Forces leaked these photos of six-foot-high stacked boxes of tampons delivered to male washrooms on a Canadian Forces base in Ontario,” tweeted Canada Proud on Tuesday.

Military preparedness, March 7th, 2024;

Defence Minister Says Personnel Shortage a ‘Death Spiral’ for Military, Presses for Speedier Recruiting of Non-Citizens

Because diversity is our strength: Department of National Defence report also says almost half of military’s equipment is ‘unserviceable’ Or worse.

Into The Meat Grinder?

This is nuts.

Toronto Star- Under the right conditions, Canada open to sending noncombat troops to Ukraine, Defence Minister Bill Blair says

OTTAWA—Canada is open to sending a limited number of military personnel to train Ukrainian troops within Ukraine, so long as such an operation took place far from the front lines of the war with Russia in a clear, noncombat role, Defence Minister Bill Blair says.

Francisco- If Canada wants to do more they should be looking at making things like artillery shells which are in incredibly short supply.

Free Robert Pickton!

Your quote of the day;

Robert Pickton is eligible for day-parole after killing and feeding to his pigs countless prostitutes and other victims after less than 20 years in prison.

Meanwhile you will get 25 according to this government for making mouth noises some bureaucrat finds offensive.

Dan Knight: … just when you thought it couldn’t get any more Orwellian, enter the pièce de résistance: the Digital Safety Commission of Canada.

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