68 Replies to “The Decline And Fall Of The American Empire”

  1. Oh my God!! How do you know such things Kate? Why that’s enough to make a sow eat all her little ones!!! lol
    Adds a whole new dimension to increasing Canada’s “standings” in the world.

  2. Wait a minute,there’s something wrong here. The Canadian average is 5.5 inches?
    Why would they not measure them when erect?

  3. Wait a minute,there’s something wrong here. The Canadian average is 5.5 inches?
    Why would they not measure them when erect?
    Posted by: wallyj at January 8, 2012 3:56 PM
    Or fold it in half?

  4. Kate you are the best, who but a Lady from Western Canada could be so Politically Incorrect. SDA Rules…. I knew a Soiled Dove years and years ago who had worked in a certain profession. After a few drinks at a party many years ago. She had us in stitches talking about certain things and races. Oriental men she said “You only need two finger”. I guess according to this data she was telling the truth….

  5. Towering above Europe, Hungary stands proud… I do think this information could be most elegantly presented in 3D topographical map form.

  6. We’re an above average country of course.
    There are those of us who bring that average up for the rest.

  7. Travel agents mystified by sudden increase in charter vacation requests to Congo. Package deals said to be in huge demand.

  8. Too bad Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal and Vancouver dragged down our national average.

  9. Was there a question about this on the Long Census form?
    Can you meaure a county by its measure?

  10. A Saskatchewan man is drinking in a Calgary bar when he gets a call on his cellphone.
    He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Saskatchewan baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
    Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, “That’s about average folks…like I said – my boy’s a typical Saskatchewan baby boy.”
    Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.
    The bartender says, “Say, you’re the father of that typical Saskatchewan baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren’t you?Everybody’s been makin’ bets about how big he’d be in two weeks. ….so how much does he weigh now?”
    The proud dad answers, “Seventeen pounds!”
    The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. “What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born!”
    The man takes a slow swig from his Pilsner beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, “Had him circumcised!”

  11. You’ve probably noticed that we Brits are larger than either of you. In fact the average here would be 20 inches (we have special underwear modelled on police truncheon holders, the Scots wear kilts) were it not for the Welsh and people from Derby who, as a result of their activities with the local sheep, significantly reduce our average.

  12. “Oooops Country that is.”
    Posted by: Ghost of Ed at January 8, 2012 5:08 PM
    Hardly the worst typo you could have made, under the circumstances.

  13. Don’t the Hungarians do something with weights? Maybe that’s just what Germans tell themselves.

  14. Nowhere in that link does it say whether the measurement is length or circumference. Take your pick gentlemen. But here’s a little known fact. It’s got nothing to do with size and everything to do with technique. So measure, boast and brag all you want. Only your women know for sure.

  15. Kate,
    A “hat tip” may not be in order, but clearly more than the “tip” was involved in these measurements! A tip of the tip to you. Cheers.

  16. Louise
    “It’s got nothing to do with size and everything to do with technique.”
    Technique? What do you mean technique? Works for me every time.

  17. hmmm,wonder if the transgender community were factored in? I have read somewhere that they can only build ‘weenie wienie’s’ so that would bring the average size down,wouldn’t it?? Just wonderin’.

  18. This is why it’s easy for canucks to get laid in Japan. At least that’s been my experience…

  19. Sammy- Sadly, that’s more than offset by all the big pr!cks infesting the CBC, CTV, the HRC and the Parliamentary Press Gallery. (They took the definition literally)!

  20. Hey Snagglepuss,I’m thinking there would be a lot of ‘penis envy’ in that bunch you mentioned!I don’t think there would be a REAL man amongst the lot of them.

  21. undercover police are investigating a man who terrorizes nudist colonies with a bacon slicer.
    The chief inspector had a tip off this morning but is expected to return to duty tomorrow

  22. Yes, Canadian men ranked above the world average. I think it is because the Canadian women doing the measuring were prettier than the world average. 🙂

  23. What does a Christmas tree and a 50 year old man’s penis have in common? Thier both dead, the balls are there just for decoration.
    Louise
    Us older guys don’t brag about our willie’s anymore like we used to when we was young and stapping. Now that we are older we brag amongst ourselve’s who’s got the biggest veggie’s in our garden. That’s just our male competitive nature.

  24. Looks like old Hugo Chavez was filling in the questionnaire for Venezuela. Now I wonder how Canada fairs provincially? Doesn’t matter, the biggest pricks are still in Ottawa. /rimshot

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