From “most powerful nation mankind has ever known” to “loses dick measuring contest to Canada”.
(I’d normally insert a “hat tip” here, but I think I’ve provided quite enough material already.)
From “most powerful nation mankind has ever known” to “loses dick measuring contest to Canada”.
(I’d normally insert a “hat tip” here, but I think I’ve provided quite enough material already.)
Yeah,rock on Canada,and we did it without a large black population.
That’s why my x moved to sadan.
Finally, the wonder of the internet being put to full use!
So we’re ahead of the Yanks.
Oh my God!! How do you know such things Kate? Why that’s enough to make a sow eat all her little ones!!! lol
Adds a whole new dimension to increasing Canada’s “standings” in the world.
Can’t be due to the cold climate. But how else do you explain it?
Another skirmish in the Rubber Wars
Wait a minute,there’s something wrong here. The Canadian average is 5.5 inches?
Why would they not measure them when erect?
I lol’d when I saw all the bottom countries were Asian.
Wait a minute,there’s something wrong here. The Canadian average is 5.5 inches?
Why would they not measure them when erect?
Posted by: wallyj at January 8, 2012 3:56 PM
Or fold it in half?
Way to go, Hungary.
Look out for King Congo! Hide yer women.
Kate you are the best, who but a Lady from Western Canada could be so Politically Incorrect. SDA Rules…. I knew a Soiled Dove years and years ago who had worked in a certain profession. After a few drinks at a party many years ago. She had us in stitches talking about certain things and races. Oriental men she said “You only need two finger”. I guess according to this data she was telling the truth….
I blame the latinos…
Towering above Europe, Hungary stands proud… I do think this information could be most elegantly presented in 3D topographical map form.
We’re an above average country of course.
There are those of us who bring that average up for the rest.
Travel agents mystified by sudden increase in charter vacation requests to Congo. Package deals said to be in huge demand.
Too bad Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal and Vancouver dragged down our national average.
Now I know the definition of Hungophone!
Mom! I finished the internet!
Now we know the real reason why they were all crying in Korea.
Stop Asiam(male)immigration now.
Well hung, Hungarians!
A Sudanese gentleman walks into a brothel…………..
Was there a question about this on the Long Census form?
Can you meaure a county by its measure?
Oooops Country that is.
If Obama wasn’t such a major dick the U-S average would be much lower.
They’re Hum-ungarous.
(Perhaps now we know why Kim was so ronery?)
A Saskatchewan man is drinking in a Calgary bar when he gets a call on his cellphone.
He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Saskatchewan baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, “That’s about average folks…like I said – my boy’s a typical Saskatchewan baby boy.”
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.
The bartender says, “Say, you’re the father of that typical Saskatchewan baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren’t you?Everybody’s been makin’ bets about how big he’d be in two weeks. ….so how much does he weigh now?”
The proud dad answers, “Seventeen pounds!”
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. “What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born!”
The man takes a slow swig from his Pilsner beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, “Had him circumcised!”
Glad to see you guys are holding your own.
hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself.
I know! I know. boo
How on earth did France do so well?
You’ve probably noticed that we Brits are larger than either of you. In fact the average here would be 20 inches (we have special underwear modelled on police truncheon holders, the Scots wear kilts) were it not for the Welsh and people from Derby who, as a result of their activities with the local sheep, significantly reduce our average.
It’s no the size that matters so much as the coefficient of expansion.
“Oooops Country that is.”
Posted by: Ghost of Ed at January 8, 2012 5:08 PM
Hardly the worst typo you could have made, under the circumstances.
Why can I never find my tape measure when I need it?
Don’t the Hungarians do something with weights? Maybe that’s just what Germans tell themselves.
Nowhere in that link does it say whether the measurement is length or circumference. Take your pick gentlemen. But here’s a little known fact. It’s got nothing to do with size and everything to do with technique. So measure, boast and brag all you want. Only your women know for sure.
Kate,
A “hat tip” may not be in order, but clearly more than the “tip” was involved in these measurements! A tip of the tip to you. Cheers.
Louise
“It’s got nothing to do with size and everything to do with technique.”
Technique? What do you mean technique? Works for me every time.
hmmm,wonder if the transgender community were factored in? I have read somewhere that they can only build ‘weenie wienie’s’ so that would bring the average size down,wouldn’t it?? Just wonderin’.
so my Chinese brother in law, Hung Low, is a liar
This is why it’s easy for canucks to get laid in Japan. At least that’s been my experience…
Sammy- Sadly, that’s more than offset by all the big pr!cks infesting the CBC, CTV, the HRC and the Parliamentary Press Gallery. (They took the definition literally)!
Hey Snagglepuss,I’m thinking there would be a lot of ‘penis envy’ in that bunch you mentioned!I don’t think there would be a REAL man amongst the lot of them.
undercover police are investigating a man who terrorizes nudist colonies with a bacon slicer.
The chief inspector had a tip off this morning but is expected to return to duty tomorrow
Yes, Canadian men ranked above the world average. I think it is because the Canadian women doing the measuring were prettier than the world average. 🙂
Only 5.5 but I still think that’s wide enough.
What does a Christmas tree and a 50 year old man’s penis have in common? Thier both dead, the balls are there just for decoration.
Louise
Us older guys don’t brag about our willie’s anymore like we used to when we was young and stapping. Now that we are older we brag amongst ourselve’s who’s got the biggest veggie’s in our garden. That’s just our male competitive nature.
Looks like old Hugo Chavez was filling in the questionnaire for Venezuela. Now I wonder how Canada fairs provincially? Doesn’t matter, the biggest pricks are still in Ottawa. /rimshot